Motherf-cking gym f-cking rant

[KillahBee]

Well, it had to happen. My gym has decided to close down its other location (in the same city) and merge with another gym (World Gym is now Go Fitness.. ). So now there is an influx of new people in my gym, from the othr location and from the new gym. FUCKING GREAT! Let's quickly go down the checklist of the fantastic new additions this gives us:

Increased number of douchebags using the flat benches for ab work only: check!
Increased number of 1/4 depth squatters: check!
Increased number as assholes that don't rack their weights: check!
Increased number of walking erections who wear wrist straps for ab work: check!!
Increased number of thug wannabe's who dress like they are going to the club and talk on their cells in the gym: check!
Increased number of tools who wear full bodybuilding gear yet can't outlift my sister: double check!!
Increased number of 45-year-old who wear spandex shorts, short shirts, and come intothe gym with their own "handles" for doing push ups yet only do 2 reps: check!
Increased number of people that do deadlifts: NOPE!
Increased number of hot cardio bunnies: NOPE!




Oh yeah, and it finally happened: a dude was doing curls in the squat rack today. I swear I haven't seen that in my gym in 6 months.

 

[mekannik]

Increased number of douchebags using the flat benches for ab work only: check!
Increased number of 1/4 depth squatters: check!
Increased number as assholes that don't rack their weights: check!
Increased number of walking erections who wear wrist straps for ab work: check!!
Increased number of thug wannabe's who dress like they are going to the club and talk on their cells in the gym: check!
Increased number of tools who wear full bodybuilding gear yet can't outlift my sister: double check!!

Oh yeah, and it finally happened: a dude was doing curls in the squat rack today. I swear I haven't seen that in my gym in 6 months.

I am all these things and more. Come over here and give me a hug.

 

[eat big]

i know what you mean, it does suck, my gym is like that, i learned to laugh about it after a while, cause if you think about it half of that shit doesnt affect you, it just makes them look like cock gobblers. the using of benches and squat racks does affect you, but its their ignorance, let them know whats up.you can always swictch gyms if you want. i used to get all pissed about it now im just like ha what a faggot.good luck

 

[KillahBee]

i know what you mean, it does suck, my gym is like that, i learned to laugh about it after a while, cause if you think about it half of that shit doesnt affect you, it just makes them look like cock gobblers. the using of benches and squat racks does affect you, but its their ignorance, let them know whats up.you can always swictch gyms if you want. i used to get all pissed about it now im just like ha what a faggot.good luck

I have also learned to live with it, but the main point now is that the membership just pretty much doubled in a day! I walked in this morning and it was very noticeable. I work out at 5am for a reason - so I don't have to deal with waiting for benches/racks and to avoid the massive amounts af hardons. Now that is all about to change.

 

[eat big]

well shit. maybe after a few weeks ppl will stop going in the morning so early, after all it is the first day. wait a few weeks then re evaluate. good luck.

 

[KillahBee]

well shit. maybe after a few weeks ppl will stop going in the morning so early, after all it is the first day. wait a few weeks then re evaluate. good luck.

That's what I am hoping. A home gym would be heaven for me. Maybe one day. Just maybe.

 

[Devastation]

don't let them get in your way


trample the weak
hurdle the dead

 

[BOOEY]

Sucks bro, Just imagine how bad its going to be right after New Years!! I would follow Dev. advice. It sucks, but sometimes you have to be an asshole and straighten people out

 

[crew9]

It's threads like these that make me thankful for the gym I have. If there is more than 2 other people there I consider it busy.

 

[Tweakle]

next time you see someone doing something that annoys you, smack them in the mouth with a '45. That'll learn em

 

[d-dub]

don't let them get in your way


trample the weak
hurdle the dead

You better hope there is high ceilings, you may end up lifting in the power rack atop a pile of lycra clad bodies.

 

[TRUEsoldier]

next time you see someone doing something that annoys you, smack them in the mouth with a '45. That'll learn em

fuckin hilarious bro

I dont get all those great things in my gym, but that is cuz it is full of idiot military people that are only in there so they dont have to do organized PT

But some are ok, I find it humerous,

Peace

 

[Smurfy]

don't let them get in your way


trample the weak
hurdle the dead

exactly. remember you were there first., walk in like you own that bitch. and you do. this attitude works for me.

 

[cwick0]

lol.
I think i could check all of the same things off at my college gym, except that i may need a column for all the sluts who put on their makeup before coming to the gym.

 

[kingc_79]

i know exactly what u mean dood. my fuckin school gym is the same damn way....the posers on the cell phones run rampant. i searched until i found a hardcore gym that has almost no cardio crap and the steel in there is prolly 30yrs old. alil expensive but its nice to be in a place that wouldnt bitch about chalk, strongman implements and dosent have any posers

 

[kingc_79]

fuckin hilarious bro

I dont get all those great things in my gym, but that is cuz it is full of idiot military people that are only in there so they dont have to do organized PT

But some are ok, I find it humerous,

Peace

been there...done that... alot of em are there bc there in the military and they think they must do it to be cool also....its hillarious

 

[musclebosun]

next time you see someone doing something that annoys you, smack them in the mouth with a '45. That'll learn em

LMAO!!! that'l fix 'em.