More eery predictions!! Click here. This is scary!

[Freak Show]

Oh my God, I just found more:
This comes from www.Freakyprophecy.Show

"The military man of unusual girth shall try to persuade the agent of fornication to fire upon the elite leader upon the 10th hour of the 10th moon of Apu. However, the agent will soon fall into the line which now wraps around the path of the 96th latitude. Upon his defeat, the military man of unusual girth will gather his allies: The Tree of the north, the ghostly one, and some guy in texas who goes to college. However, Allah will smite these foes of the Show of Freaks by cursing them with the endowments of the female species."

Ok, I'm new at this translation stuff but here goes:
"military man of unusual girth"= Big Buck
"the agent of fornication"= Agent Shagwell
"the path of the 96th latitude"= I-96 freeway (MI people get it)
"The Tree of the north"= Canadian Oak
"the ghostly one"= thefantom1
"some guy in texas who goes to college"= TXCollegeguy
"endowments of the female species" = Allah will give them gyno!!

This is unreal. Look how accurate it all is. I'm scared. Someone hold me. Babygirl, I'm lookin at you.

 

[pauly]

hahahahah

 

[Freak Show]

Good morning. Just trying to make a few people laugh.

 

[Weapon X]

Excellent!!

 

[RealDeal]

LOL Freak!

I think everyone needs a good laugh right now...thanks for that.

Who knew you had such creative talents...shall this spur on another prophecy?

 

[~Babygirl~]

This is unreal. Look how accurate it all is. I'm scared. Someone hold me. Babygirl, I'm lookin at you.

You want me to hold you and you think my face is a cum dumpster for K-disel? LOL...that's a good one!

Now Fuck off!

 

[Big Buck]

military man of unusual girth....LMFAO!!!

 

[Freak Show]

You want me to hold you and you think my face is a cum dumpster for K-disel? LOL...that's a good one!

Now Fuck off!

You really misinterpreted that. Go over it one more time. I know the ancient language must be tough to interpret. I had a hard time myself. Why all the animosity? I still love you!

 

[Freak Show]

shall this spur on another prophecy?

Oh my God, are you psychic? This one just got printed on this site a few minutes ago: www.Freakinmeout.show

"With his enemies crushed, his oral pleasure needs filled, and a smokin leg workout behind him, the show of freaks shall turn his attention back to leading his elite group. The military man of unusual girth and his allies (see previous post)have since been banished, but will plot to tarnish the good name of the Freaky one. the show will metamorphasize into the beast of Freaks and the patriarch of Freaks to thwart this attack. He will leave the shroud of the saloon to protect his elite group's gates. The man with 4 initials and he who lusts after nectar of fruits will be the first to fall at the hands of shroud of the saloon for being dumbasses. Peace will be restored to the elite group when the woman of the infant retracts her little curse fest and agrees to come to the state of the mitten."

This just gets creepier and creepier. Here goes:
"beast of Freaks" - FreakMonster
"patriarch of freaks"- Freak Daddy
"shroud of the saloon"- bouncer
"the man with 4 initials" - AMAF
"he who lusts after nectar of fruits"- LUVS2JUICE

I can't believe what I'm reading. I swear I just did legs like the other day!