Midgets

[gettinlarger]

There's these 3 midgets, and they're comparing body parts. The first midgets goes, "I think I have the smallest hands in the entire world."

The second midget goes, "I think I have the smallest feet in the entire world."

The third midget goes, "I don't really know if I want to say this ... but I think I have the smallest dick in the entire world."

So, the first midget says, "Well, why don't we look in the Guinness Book of World Records to see if we do!"

One by one, they run upstairs.

The first midget runs down and excitedly says, "YEAH! SMALLEST HANDS IN THE WORLD!! YES!!"

The second midget rushes down. "KICKASS!! SMALLEST FEET!"

The third midget comes out, but he's got this gloomy look on his face. The first and second midgets are all like, "Dude, what's wrong ... ?"

"Man ... who hell is 'supersizeme' ... ?"

 

[Reelbig Gunz]

lololo bor thats good. i'm thinkin supsizme has a littleler penis then the third miget.

 

[t3c]

thats a good joke larry

does anyone think this new massive gunz is funny? I think its fucking lame lol...larry don't quit your day job

nothing beats massive gunz version 1.0....i'm sorry bor

 

[gettinlarger]

I expected a few more laughs from this ...

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

I expected a few more laughs from this ...

I was hoping for midget porn. I live midget porn. Little midget bithches getting a huge cock with their stubby little legs in the air.....


Damn I gave myself a woody just thinking about it!

 

[anabolicmd]

I thought it was hillarious. Do you know the one that ends with: "Cleanup on isle seven"?

 

[gettinlarger]

I thought it was hillarious. Do you know the one that ends with: "Cleanup on isle seven"?

Ha. Nope.

 

[anabolicmd]

Ok these two guys and a kid go into the store to buy condoms. The first guy asks for some condoms and the saleslady asks him what size. He doesnt know, she unzips him, pulls it out, and examines it with her hand and says into the microphone: "Box of regulars to isle seven please." A clerk brings the condoms.
Next guy comes up, same thing, she pulls it out measures it, calls the clerk on the microphone and gives him his condoms.
The kid comes up, and she asks "What size you need?" the kid says "I dont know" So she unzips him, handles it and calls into the mic: "Cleanup on isle seven."

 

[jackangel]

I thought it was pretty fucking good. Especially for you.