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Metrosexuals – I find them idiotic

OptimusCrime

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I don’t mean those pretty boys, they are fine in their own right, I mean the over the top lisp speaking, limp wrist, tight leather pants flaunting queeny types that drive me over my line.

The crowd at the coffee shop all want to strangle this guy Rob who insists on being one of these over-the-top metros.

Just come out already.
 
OptimusCrime said:
I don’t mean those pretty boys, they are fine in their own right, I mean the over the top lisp speaking, limp wrist, tight leather pants flaunting queeny types that drive me over my line.

The crowd at the coffee shop all want to strangle this guy Rob who insists on being one of these over-the-top metros.

You fucking hypocrite!
 
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CipherLock said:


You fucking hypocrite!


There is a world of difference between my dislike and that I find offense in those that mimic my preference out of some lack of personal development in their small mind, and your belligerent attitude toward homosexuals. :rolleyes:

I don’t find your jokes offensive, I find you annoying and pathetic. You should just sign off of this site and off the entire internet so that the rest of us can relax and enjoy some peace and quite and perhaps a higher level of conversation.

Go away loser.
 
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OptimusCrime said:



There is a world of difference between my dislike and that I find offense in those that mimic my preference out of some lack of personal development in their small mind, and your belligerent attitude toward homosexuals. :rolleyes:

I don’t find your jokes offensive, I find you annoying and pathetic. You should just sign off of this site and off the entire internet so that the rest of us can relax and enjoy some peace and quite and perhaps a higher level of conversation.

Go away loser.

Whoo! What's up your butt?

Oh wait...
 
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TheProject said:


Whoo! What's up your butt?

Oh wait...

You looking for a piece toonboy? Oh yeah, that is so sexy. HEY LADIES (probably boys) I'm over 30, single, got small junk, but hey I make up for it with my wealth of cartoon knowledge.

Hey toonboy – just stay out of it and you might be considered a man.
 
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OptimusCrime said:


You looking for a piece toonboy? Oh yeah, that is so sexy. HEY LADIES (probably boys) I'm over 30, single, got small junk, but hey I make up for it with my wealth of cartoon knowledge.

Hey toonboy – just stay out of it and you might be considered a man.


uuuuuum, Wodin maybe?
 
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OptimusCrime said:


You looking for a piece toonboy? Oh yeah, that is so sexy. HEY LADIES (probably boys) I'm over 30, single, got small junk, but hey I make up for it with my wealth of cartoon knowledge.

Hey toonboy – just stay out of it and you might be considered a man.

LOL...you're taking shots at ME for cartoon knowledge when you picked THAT for a username?

And you expect me to believe that if I stay out of this, that the members of Elite will consider me a man? And further expect me to care about that?

Stay out of it hell...this is too much fun.
 
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TheProject said:


LOL...you're taking shots at ME for cartoon knowledge when you picked THAT for a username?

And you expect me to believe that if I stay out of this, that the members of Elite will consider me a man? And further expect me to care about that?

Stay out of it hell...this is too much fun.

My username is NOT based on a cartoon you insignificant piece of virginal waste. Just wake up and throw out you star wars trading cards and trekkie pajamas and become a man who doesn’t need water proof sheets.

I suppose that hoping others here might believe you have a spine to be a high aspiration, perhaps you can aim for something just above monosyllabic?

Fine, don’t stay out of it, your in pretty far now anyway.
 
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OptimusCrime said:


My username is NOT based on a cartoon you insignificant piece of virginal waste. Just wake up and throw out you star wars trading cards and trekkie pajamas and become a man who doesn’t need water proof sheets.

I suppose that hoping others here might believe you have a spine to be a high aspiration, perhaps you can aim for something just above monosyllabic?

Fine, don’t stay out of it, your in pretty far now anyway.

Then what is it based on, sparky?

Leave your love for watersports outta this.

Aspirations or expectations about EF members?

bwahahahahahhahah....
 
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TheProject said:


Then what is it based on, sparky?

Leave your love for watersports outta this.

Aspirations or expectations about EF members?

bwahahahahahhahah....

I based my name on a safety company that I worked for and how they treated the employees.

My love for watersports was a mild brush with immaturity that ended over 17 years ago, you I assume like to play alone.

Perhaps I have misunderstood your need for acceptance here.
 
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OptimusCrime said:


I based my name on a safety company that I worked for and how they treated the employees.

My love for watersports was a mild brush with immaturity that ended over 17 years ago, you I assume like to play alone.

Perhaps I have misunderstood your need for acceptance here.

Harriet.......sweet Harriet
 
OptimusCrime said:


The intelligence is raining down in droves isn’t it? What are you, nine, ten years old?



Hi, my name is May1010. I'm in my mid-40's, no college education, stuck with low-paying jobs, shunned by my family, i'm balding, and i'm uglier than sin.

Who are you?
 
OptimusCrime said:


The intelligence is raining down in droves isn’t it? What are you, nine, ten years old?

If you are too inteligent for us then leave. Shit, dont go away mad, just go away. And dont you ever tell cipherbrolly to log off. Only a couple of us can be the boss of Cipher. Me, FZ, 1Rep, JBox, Bullit, Project, Naturebrolly, and no one else can be his boss. bastard
 
Deus Ex Machina said:




Hi, my name is May1010. I'm in my mid-40's, no college education, stuck with low-paying jobs, shunned by my family, i'm balding, and i'm uglier than sin.

Who are you?


What? Deus is May1010?
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:


If you are too inteligent for us then leave. Shit, dont go away mad, just go away. And dont you ever tell cipherbrolly to log off. Only a couple of us can be the boss of Cipher. Me, FZ, 1Rep, JBox, Bullit, Project, Naturebrolly, and no one else can be his boss. bastard


ahhhhh, I'm everyones bitch. :heart:
 
This thread has one of the best member-self-alter dialogues in history.
 
TheProject said:
Define "irony".

1. a figure of speech in which the literal meaning of a locution is the opposite of that intended.
2. simulated ignorance in discussion (socratic irony).
3. An outcome of events which is different than expected.

-American College Dictionary
-Random House
-New York 1958
 
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