Met two gays in Vegas, how do you tell which one is the catcher/pitcher?

[bruce9241]

Well I'm certainly not pitching. Not to them atleast. What was funny was one of the gays was approached by this dumpy looking girl while he went to get drinks. He came back and told us she wanted to hook up with him. He broke the news to her about his gayness and she left.

I told him, what the fuck man, bring her to me. It's 5:00am in the morning so I don't care how dumpy she is. I just need a hole.

 

[PICK3]

Well I'm certainly not pitching. Not to them atleast. What was funny was one of the gays was approached by this dumpy looking girl while he went to get drinks. He came back and told us she wanted to hook up with him. He broke the news to her about his gayness and she left.

I told him, what the fuck man, bring her to me. It's 5:00am in the morning so I don't care how dumpy she is. I just need a hole.

and then he popped your can

the end

 

[mrplunkey]

and then he popped your can

the end

did the story make u pop a woodie?

 

[musclemom]

Ain't no way to tell what goes on behind closed doors with homosexuals any more than you can tell with heteros.

 

[mrplunkey]

Ain't no way to tell what goes on behind closed doors with homosexuals any more than you can tell with heteros.

I'd guess it's a lot freakier. Men are crazy to begin with, and without a woman to say: "hell no".... Could get ugly.

 

[billfred]

So I was playing some cards with a buddy. We played for a few hours, had a few drinks then these two gays come up and join our table. At first I only suspected one of them for being gay because he had on an Armani Exchange T-shirt two sizes too small. Then the other one starts talking and I knew they were both hot for man love.

They were both pretty gay. They had the voice and gestures to go with it. How do you tell who catches and who pitches? Usually the smaller more feminine looking guy catches, but these two were both small and feminine. One was heavier set. Could he have been the catcher?

This alter has to have been poboy's back-up plan if he did not get out of the red.

 

[nouse4one]

lol baseball players?

 

[mrplunkey]

This alter has to have been poboy's back-up plan if he did not get out of the red.

Damn. Good call. I hadn't thought about it, but it does make perfect sense.

 

[musclemom]

I'd guess it's a lot freakier. Men are crazy to begin with, and without a woman to say: "hell no".... Could get ugly.

I dunno, takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, I know some women who are plenty freaky (if the stories they tell can be believed). Some big macho man might like to get tied up, hung off hooks, spanked and railed with an 8" dildo weilded by his 5' tall 99 lb. wife as the warm-up act. You never know

 

[mrplunkey]

I dunno, takes all kinds to make the world go 'round, I know some women who are plenty freaky (if the stories they tell can be believed). Some big macho man might like to get tied up, hung off hooks, spanked and railed with an 8" dildo weilded by his 5' tall 99 lb. wife as the warm-up act. You never know

/shudder