Men --- How often do you feel ignored/neglected by your Woman?

[Smurfy]

I put my balls on BM's arm last night, didn't work out for me too well..... BUT, she couldn't type for a couple seconds so everyone got a break.

lmao!!

lumberg does really goofy shit. since he pretty much remains naked at all times while at home (my son is away for the summer), he uses this to his advantage. he will often come up to me and put his flaccid penis in the crook of my arm and then I bend my arm and flex my bicep to squish his junk lol he gets a kick out of that. and when i wont play along, he put his flaccid penis on his laptop and then shuts the top and goes "look. look. look at this. im squishing my junk in my laptop. are you looking?"

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

lmao!!

lumberg does really goofy shit. since he pretty much remains naked at all times while at home (my son is away for the summer), he uses this to his advantage. he will often come up to me and put his flaccid penis in the crook of my arm and then I bend my arm and flex my bicep to squish his junk lol he gets a kick out of that. and when i wont play along, he put his flaccid penis on his laptop and then shuts the top and goes "look. look. look at this. im squishing my junk in my laptop. are you looking?"

Well, she is naked all day and all night. BUT, once again, is posting 19 or 20 hrs a day on EF healthy? Is there some disease you can get from thinking about all this stuff? I used to get laid a few times a day, now she types naked and I just bring her food and drink so she doesn't die while typing.

So having my huge lawn gnome balls on her arm upset her cause, as always, she had a couple thousand words to type in reply to some earth or universe saving thought.

 

[Smurfy]

Well, she is naked all day and all night. BUT, once again, is posting 19 or 20 hrs a day on EF healthy? Is there some disease you can get from thinking about all this stuff? I used to get laid a few times a day, now she types naked and I just bring her food and drink so she doesn't die while typing.

So having my huge lawn gnome balls on her arm upset her cause, as always, she had a couple thousand words to type in reply to some earth or universe saving thought.

lmao you and Lumberg should go bowling.

 

[KillahBee]

So is this why my husband is always showering me with attention? Because I dont give enough attention to him, and so he needs to feel validated and he gives me endless amounts of attention in return?

No, he's just a huge pussy.

 

[Smurfy]

No, he's just a huge pussy.

yeah that's what I thought.

 

[KillahBee]

yeah that's what I thought.

I'm glad we could confirm this today.

 

[Nathan]

I feel like I get enough attention.

 

[KillahBee]

And for the record, if you are my girl and I EVER say that I AM getting enough attention, that probably means you're annoying and I'm cheating on you.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

lmao you and Lumberg should go bowling.

Didn't I say I have huge balls? Bowling really hurts~~~~

 

[Scotsman]

Bro, Come to TX, I can sell ya or even rent ya a couple. No money down long term leases also available!

Is this a new or used dealership?

Cheers,
Scotsman