My wife is 28 years old. I'm two decades away from sloppy-ass meat curtains and when they do come, I should be tagging my 18 year old personal assistant.
My counterpart at Stryker had a full-time stewardess whose specific job was to bang him between flights. The board even knew about it. It wasn't until he decided to leave his wife and live with the stewardess that he got fired.