Me, This Beard, you decide

[plornive]

I recently went on a few trips to China and decided to let my beard grow. I think I will shave it off soon, but before it goes, I want to know what y'all think of it. It just so happens that I smoked a bit of skunk and lost my inhibitions to posting a pic of myself here.

In the pic, I haven't trimmed it for a while, but you can imagine it a bit cleaner. I may be able to dig up a "before" photo on request only.

Seriously, I think it has especially attracted certain girls, and some girls have told me that they hope I would never ever shave it off. I am in Hong Kong, so I have lost touch with North American and European style, and I wonder what y'all think of it. And I'm shaving it soon anyway (although maybe I will grow it back sometime).

 

[plornive]

VOTE!!! I voted for Santa. That would rock.

 

[dzulboy]

get plastic surgery now thats a wiseass answer

 

[plornive]

get plastic surgery now thats a wiseass answer

LOL. Green karma for you. I will probably get plastic surgery if I can afford it. Why not?

But right now I am trying to decide if the harry beast look is working for me or if I am working for it.

 

[jubei]

Can't say without seeing a clean shaven pic. Beard makes you look more mature. Girls probably like the clean shaven look better.

 

[plornive]

Here's one rather unflattering one, but you can see my shaven face, not quite as lean as now.

Here's my floating head (does that sometimes) from the side:

 

[hitme1122]

Dude!!! You're a sexual Tyrannosaurus!!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

shaved=way better


also you look very sallow/pasty, get some damn fresh healthy food down you and get some sunlight man

 

[BileStew]

You look like Beavis with a beard.

 

[plornive]

LOL.

I knew I would get shit for my pictures.

I work non-stop and I just stopped giving a shit how tired and malnourished I look or am.

 

[Entropy]

if you shave for girls, your a pussy. just a reminder.

 

[plornive]

if you shave for girls, your a pussy. just a reminder.

Since, from a larger perspective, girls are perhaps the main reason men work and compete, I will kindly disagree.

I was thinking of growing it back later because of the attention it creates. Some people hate it, some people love it - it's difficult to know why. I bet some people just have too many preconceived notions regarding facial hair to look at it with a fresh mind.

Also, I think having something a girl hates is a good thing. I'm sensing some kind of love-hate relationship between girls and beards. It's ugly in some girls' ideas of fashion, but perhaps they want to feel a rough beard sometimes or perhaps they actually like it deep down. I think it's alright... So far I'm thinking I'll grow a shorter one and do a good job of trimming it.

 

[Mandinka2]

I was gonna say shave it , then i saw the without , it gives u a sense of gravitas so i say keep it , maybe dye the fucker blonde (i useta kno some Italian dudes who did this and they were knee deep in flange).

 

[plornive]

I was gonna say shave it , then i saw the without , it gives u a sense of gravitas so i say keep it , maybe dye the fucker blonde (i useta kno some Italian dudes who did this and they were knee deep in flange).

Thanks bro. What does 'flange' mean? I assume it means pink punani.

 

[anabolicmd]

You look like a cross between these two:

(the guy in the middle)

and this dude.

 

[plornive]

That's my dad.

 

[Mandinka2]

Thanks bro. What does 'flange' mean? I assume it means pink punani.

yup - Irish expression mang. Like ta be polite.

 

[Pamela]

Shave

 

[RottenWillow]

Plornive I also have to agree you look much better clean shaven.

 

[sweetnes11]

hubby used to have a beard kind of like yours .he had it for around 20 years,, I ask him to shave it about 2 months ago,, I loved it being gone,, Kissing is more enjoyable, because his hairs arn't going up my nose, amd it dosent scrach my face, and it makes him look happier,,,, the reason I ask him to shave was because of a picture I took of him,, he looked like he wanted to kill someone ,, but I know when I took the picture he was happy ,,,,,

That was him and my experience,,, but you look like him in the hairless picture,,, I like no hair on u,, u look sexy with out it,,

 

[Deterass]

I'd go for this look

 

[SoreArms]

Just shave
























Your entire face off

 

[Bullit]

You look like a cross between these two:

(the guy in the middle)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... totally.

 

[plornive]

TRIMMED!!!

Here are some shots of it after I trimmed it. My friend gave me a makeover. I am still tired, dehydrated with sunken eyes, and malnourished. LOL.

I still lift weights though and I am stronger than I look. I'm not really a pencil pusher. I'm a key typer. And thanks for making me laugh on this thread. I don't mind laughing at myself, sincerely.

And yeah, my place is a rent-a-room dump because I am too lazy and cheap to get a real place here.

 

[plornive]

If any mods want to eventually move this to the style and grooming board, dat's cool. I posted it here because I hope it aids in getting the attention of more attractive females for sex. Hence, between the sheets...

 

[plornive]

Re: I'd go for this look

I ain't normally gay, but FUCK that is HOTT and so commanding!!!

I bet he really hit you deep and slowly, the way you only dreamed about before. Congrats.

 

[plornive]

Remember boys and girls, don't use condoms. They are dangerous and they prevent the birth of unwanted and potentially stupid poor beatnick low-level criminals. They also block you from joyous sexually transmitted diseases. Oh...... How joyous!!! I sing STD!!!

When an ugly man wants to fuck you bareback, you don't be the devil and turn your front on 'im. Throw 'im on top and satisfy his desires.

I'm pretty stoned but I could have sworn I just wrote a beautiful poem and it magically rhymed in a regular fashion with no apparent effort. I'm also too stoned to really check. Yep. Not gonna do that sheeit.

Do you ever wonder if Nathan is faking it when he writes his "high" threads? WELL, I can verify right now, he is not faking it. In fact, the world is a giant spectral spinning around. Weed has not been this hallucinogenic before because my fingers think the keyboard is rotating and my brain believes it in the hillbilly parts (of my brain) (yes, hillbillies in my fucking brain, ignore introspection and analogies completely, you motherfucking fool you deserve to DIE!!!), affecting all of my thoughts but not my core truthometer (yes, a truthometer, an electronic meter of believability using AI algorithms. haven't you been to 2009. Number 9............. Number 9................... Number 9................................. Ahhhhhhh I'm sick of that song. It's purposeful climax turns out to be one of those screws that doesn't allow you to cum because she's so freaky lookin'. In fact, I hate it when that happens. She steals all the fun, probably pisses gleefully on the bed, and then she suddenly says, "ow, It hurts! " and magically gets as dry as sand in about 5 seconds. Bitch. I thought girls were supposed to be capable of indefinite orgasms, including length potentially for a lifetime. Wow. Lifetime orgasm. Can I join that study??? I don't like having to WORK for my orgasm. It should be served to me in a platinum platter, with icy cold tongs for my amusement. Searing hot when requested.

BOOOOOYQQQQHHHHHHH.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Aren't I a fuckin' GENIUS? My mind indicates that I am. I don't really care what any non-existant readers think, unless they agree with me.

Fuck, I am about 40 minutes late to meet my stupid hot girlfriend and there is a guy there macking on her. I gotta jet yo GGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Outty!!!

 

[plornive]

Honey Baby cin ya sleep in the wetspot baby waby???

Bitch jigga, you motha-fuckin' PISSED all over my mom's satin sheets!!! Die Motha-fuckin HO!!!

Johnny G, Don't Dis Me. I am true, just as much as u a fooo.

Shut the fuck up bitch, I stop ya rite NOooowww ("jiggy wiggyYYYYY!!!!"), close yer legs and I'll tell ya more. Yes, that means, your pussy just sucks; Go cheat with Uncle Al coz I don't give.... AAAAAAA FUUUUCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKC. ("Suck my dick!!! Suck my dick!!! Suck my dick!!! .......")

Stupid Johnny G, I brought my machete, to chop yer dick of happily, and I know you would fail my deciding test, now you can watch me fuck your lifelong confidante with your dick on the floor in a bloody mess.

O lord, tell my brothers, and sistas... don't mess with that woman with the glee in her eyes. She's not the brainless tramp that she presents herself to be...

My g-friend is gonna call me on her mobile phone, reach through it and rip me a new asshole with her fingernail. Well, try anyway. And she is a calm and relatively weak girl. Weak girl who knows how to satisfy a fuckin' chimpanzee for her Yippy, but she DON'T, coz I'm her masta-G-MAN.

Fuck I gotta motha-fuckin' get the muthafuckin' JET bro.... and all you fuckin' hoz!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am having a rippin and crazy good time.

Thank you.

Good night.

Hold me when my bitch tries to chop my dick off. I'm sure she has it in her mind.

Bye.

 

[plornive]

"It's a G-Thing a - baaayyybayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
("doobie doobie!!!!!!!")

"Bein' late for a stupid bitch, coz u's postin's on's mothafuckin's elietes's's's's's HOMIE GI!!!!!!!! GI!!!!!!!!!!!!!............ LEUNG, Mothafucka! Now shut tha fuck UP! You just a fuckin' HO. (Wham! Slap! Shreik that no human could possibly make but we're muthafuckin doin' it an doin it an' doing it NOW BAYBEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK - OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!! B I T C H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sirens, glass, death... sound of death))" <see previous syntax you fuckwit. I'm high and I saw that so shut yo mothafuckin' Non-G-Mouth Motha-Trucker sized asswhipe yo grannys cunt you fuckin' BITCH SLUT 'O MINE!!!!!! ("you da slut!!"). Now I just fergit what da fuck Iam sayin. So shut yo MO-Tha_FuKKKKKin_MOUTH ("mothafuckaaaaaaaaa!!!!") you stupid (many words in-fi-ni-teeyeeeeeeee!), I hate U instin'Leeeyeeee. I just don give a fuck 'bout yo booty no' mo'!!!!!!!!!!! So pack up and be an ugly man's leftova whore!!!!!!"

"Now hold onnnn motha-fucka, don call meeeeee a godammmmmmmmm slllluuuuuuuuuuuttttttt yeah, Johnny NO-DICK G!"


------------------------------------------------------------ (intermission, break and masturbation time baybeeeee!!!!!) (I know someone is going to be pissed when I'm 50 minutes late and I cheated her bitchy aaayaaaassssss recentlyyyyeeeeee!!!!!! BAYBeeeeeee!!!!! Fuckin' sheeeeyit!!!!")


And fuck bros, that's what I'm headin' ta be. I won't be alive in heart when I return. Save a reserved spot for me in the retard bus, coz that's where I see myself bein'!

Bye bye fellers. Have a peachy fine n keen mothafukkkkkin day broooo-thaaaawwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! (ohyeah baayyyy beeeeeeeeeeee (3 tones, you choose mothafucka, get a brain foo') waaaaaabbbyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(one more time!!! One more time!!!!!!! One more time!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Thank yuuuoooo vvaaaaarrrryyyyy mucchhhhhhhh......

thank yeuuuuu

(clapping, leading to cheering, leading to many, many one-night-stands because of the excess groupies need of satisfaction. I am truly a sexual saint. I should be worshipped by genitals, but in Nebulus 34:23 I gave up that motha-fuckin' trick (advantage, no a hoz u motha fucka you!!!) foo. Don you read my mothafuckin' sacred BOOK MOTHAFUCKN FOOOOO!!!!!!!" (die motha fucka....)

FOOOOllls... All of you.... and they went passing through their lives, not eva a mothafuckin' clue jigga Jeeee!!!!! (oh yeah BAAYAYYY BAAAYYYYYYY)

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Fuck the beard! Dude... you look like a serial killer!

 

[tuc biscuit]

cut your hair at least to half it's length and shave, you will look a huge amount better, or maybe keep a goatea?

 

[PHATchik]

I actually had a tough time choosing, but normally with facial hair, I like a goat-tee. So I say shave too.

 

[wtlftr]

what are the fucking scrathecs on your face? did I miss the explaination