mrplunkey
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I run circles around these younger chicks. Don't mess up my hair, oh my nails blah blah blah. A real keeper is one who you can stand to look at in the morning without any make-up on. The majority of women these days are whinny and too high maintenance.
This is generally true, but the newer models have power everything, full factory warranties and that "new girlfriend" smell. It's like when you leave your windows rolled-up on a hot summer day and your car has that distinctive scent.
And no pick3, the smell you are thinking of is a blend of Armani after shave, dried semen and aged anal-ease lubricant.