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masterbation techniques

We once caught a friend using a banana! What you do is cut the tip off a banana and scoop or squeeze out the insides so all you have left is the peel and you use that. Masturbation tip from a girl :cool:
 
gingersnap said:
We once caught a friend using a banana! What you do is cut the tip off a banana and scoop or squeeze out the insides so all you have left is the peel and you use that. Masturbation tip from a girl :cool:
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that is just wrong an soooo many levels. But more interestingly is how you got that much detail. I think i would have ran to the nearest toilet to hurl, not asking him if thats a Del Monte?
 
Actually it was sooo many years ago, me and my friends were about 15 years old and basically curious virgins. This was my friends big brother and he was hot. It's funny I see him every couple of years and we still think "banaaana....he, he!" He was VERY upset that we found out.:D
 
A lot of my friends in frats have told me that a lot of guys in their houses did that method quite frequently. The best part is they use to microwave them for a minute so they were nice and warm lol!!!! I am happy to say that I have not resorted to that level... yet at least....
 
At least he was in the banana instead of the other way around.
 
Try this...instead of using your predominant hand to jerk off, switch it up, use the other hand and jerk with your hand facing the opposite way. This in turn make you feel like someone else is jerkin ya!
 
ok first. get some sweet smelling lotion.....second.....lay on ur bed..or sit on ur bed...3rd..grab ur penis(sorry Mr black but i have to be professional on this one) and start whack whack whack whacking :garza:um.closest thing i could find to a whacking smiley face:)
 
vansmack2000 said:


that is just wrong an soooo many levels. But more interestingly is how you got that much detail. I think i would have ran to the nearest toilet to hurl, not asking him if thats a Del Monte?
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Del Monte..

HAHAA:D
 
Caught a friend in college once humping the crack between his bed matresses. Later he basically said that you take a plastic bag and lube it up with lotion. Put the bag in between your box spring and mattress and then put your unit in the bag and pump away. He claims it feels pretty good. Never tried it myself though...........
 
DbDeath said:
Anyone know of any sites containing masterbation tips for guys??
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dude how in the hell could you need techniques for whacking off?. It is like when you write..you adapt your hand to the most comfortable position...or when you eat...you bite with your jaw with your own technique...

If you still can't get info go to walmart and get "Jerquing off for dummies"
 
Up down up down. Simple as hell. If you have to build some contraption then damn you got too much time on your hands.

Now the real enigma is the female. Guys go up and down. Women, I don’t know how the hell to get the off by hand.
 
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tiger88 said:




dont u have a wife :p
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Yeah but she mad at me right now. She read the bunghole thread I posted and is NOT very happy. No action for me tonight.
 
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