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Massage: The secret to getting in

SubjectiveIllusion

SubjectiveIllusion

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My method to getting sex is easy: massage. If I can give a girl a massage, I'm in. I have less then average looks and am a small guy but I've pulled it off every time with ladies who look far too good for me.

If you are in a place with decent privacy and somewhere to lie her down, your okay. I just ask- "would you like a back massage?" or I could start off more slowly and say- "would you like a foot massage?" As soon as they say "yes," I try to hold my smile cause I know I'm having sex tonight.

While I give the massage I make sure the lights are out so both our flaws disappear (and so I don't look so dam ugly, LOL), and I smooth talk openly about sexual things. I talk about kinky stuff like doing it in the shower and running hot water down her clit and eating her on her rag. I mention using vibrators on her and talk about how I love to masturbate and that we should do it together.

They seem caught off guard but I just tell them "its okay to be open." You may not believe it but they do come around. They'll switch their thinking from "whats going on?" to becoming quite intrigued. Then as your doing your awesome back massage (and you can find some tips in a massage book if you need them) you slowly work your way to their private areas. You do this once you've seen they're comfortable, and you do it very, very slowly but almost as if unintentionally so they cannot blame you.

Next you say "can I take off your shirt, its really getting in the way of things, you'll find the massage is so much better with skin to skin contact!" I have not been rejected yet with the shirt request.

(Now what I mean by 'massaging' is not hard kneeding but sexy pornstar rubbing. Create patterns and try different styles to keep her in bliss and away from bordom. From years of massaging I've been able to make my girls feel so relaxed they're a little sleepy, which is good.)

You keep going (its been around 5-40 minutes, all depends on the girl and the situation) and your massaging (no rubbing) her back. Shirts off. Now you can bend down slowly and breath hot air on her back or neck just before you kiss it. See her reaction. Most likely shes go. Keep repeating while rubbing her at the same time- never ever stop rubbing her no matter what!!!. You must keep the flow going. If you stop its like a girl going down on you and then stopping to talk- not fun!

If you are successful there is a very good chance she will get hot enough and roll over to face you.

Its all yours from here!

Cheers.
 
SubjectiveIllusion said:
My method to getting sex is easy: massage. If I can give a girl a massage, I'm in. I have less then average looks and am a small guy but I've pulled it off every time with ladies who look far too good for me.

If you are in a place with decent privacy and somewhere to lie her down, your okay. I just ask- "would you like a back massage?" or I could start off more slowly and say- "would you like a foot massage?" As soon as they say "yes," I try to hold my smile cause I know I'm having sex tonight.

While I give the massage I make sure the lights are out so both our flaws disappear (and so I don't look so dam ugly, LOL), and I smooth talk openly about sexual things. I talk about kinky stuff like doing it in the shower and running hot water down her clit and eating her on her rag. I mention using vibrators on her and talk about how I love to masturbate and that we should do it together.

They seem caught off guard but I just tell them "its okay to be open." You may not believe it but they do come around. They'll switch their thinking from "whats going on?" to becoming quite intrigued. Then as your doing your awesome back massage (and you can find some tips in a massage book if you need them) you slowly work your way to their private areas. You do this once you've seen they're comfortable, and you do it very, very slowly but almost as if unintentionally so they cannot blame you.

Next you say "can I take off your shirt, its really getting in the way of things, you'll find the massage is so much better with skin to skin contact!" I have not been rejected yet with the shirt request.

(Now what I mean by 'massaging' is not hard kneeding but sexy pornstar rubbing. Create patterns and try different styles to keep her in bliss and away from bordom. From years of massaging I've been able to make my girls feel so relaxed they're a little sleepy, which is good.)

You keep going (its been around 5-40 minutes, all depends on the girl and the situation) and your massaging (no rubbing) her back. Shirts off. Now you can bend down slowly and breath hot air on her back or neck just before you kiss it. See her reaction. Most likely shes go. Keep repeating while rubbing her at the same time- never ever stop rubbing her no matter what!!!. You must keep the flow going. If you stop its like a girl going down on you and then stopping to talk- not fun!

If you are successful there is a very good chance she will get hot enough and roll over to face you.

Its all yours from here!

Cheers.
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yeah I have used the technigue alot its called seduction dude and its an art form.Good post to teach the hopeless or the kids though
 
yeah that's always what I say to a girl when I start massaging a girl's back

"Are you on the rag? I am your tongue tampon" what a turn on

:licker:
 
what if you jizz your pants before you're done with the massage
 
I suppose you can always tell her its some baby oil

it wont make much difference if the lights are off
 
Do you use massage oil? I thought you were supposed to, as it feels better on her skin than just dry hands rubbing it.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Do you use massage oil? I thought you were supposed to, as it feels better on her skin than just dry hands rubbing it.
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I guess thats up to you. I don't because it can get messy. And remember, its a 'rub' not massage. A massage=friend or close good friend (no-no), sexyrub=fuck! (Bingo!) I also like to touch the girls face sometimes so it would not be a good idea to have oil on our hands at this time. Although I do remember using peanut oil on a girls ass crack so I could rub my cock on it and come on her back. That was fun! :) Somehow she looked as if she enjoyed it. Or maybe she faked it, lol.

About going down one a chick when shes on the rag, whats the problem here? If you properly go down on a girl and lick her clit, you'll not see or taste blood at all. I've done it many times. I've fingered many on their rag also. There is very little blood there when I withdrawl my finger(s). Even if you do taste a bit of blood, who cares? Girls are swallowing our come all the time, yet we don't think of that!?!

And how do you know (think you know) its nasty when (I'm guessing) you've never tried it?

I've had woman say "how could you do that to me?" after, and I just say "because I love it!" :) Woman don't tell you their taboo desires because culture has made this unacceptable, so if you can make them feel at ease with themselves then they might open up and be more accepting of this stuff. I just tell them that 'its okay' and theres nothing wrong with having pleasure.

But thats me. Maybe I'm disgusting but I like what I do! :rolleyes:
 
Eating her on the rag? You cant be serious! I would think most women would be turned off by that comment. Going down on them when they have that not so fresh feeling. UGGHHH!
 
Latamier said:
Eating her on the rag? You cant be serious! I would think most women would be turned off by that comment. Going down on them when they have that not so fresh feeling. UGGHHH!
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No, like subjective says, they are trained to think this is unacceptable by society. They are really capable of being more sexual than guys at times, depending on their menstrual cycle. :)
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
No, like subjective says, they are trained to think this is unacceptable by society. They are really capable of being more sexual than guys at times, depending on their menstrual cycle. :)
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First time a guy went down on me when flow was in town I was a bit uncomfortable at first but it felt so good that just let go and enjoyed.

SubjectiveIllusion great post I would probably let you hit it. :qt:
 
I give massages all the time and foot rubs, for any lady I like just to be nice, but if I am with someone I put extra effort in.
 
The foot gets you to massaging the back which inturn gets you inside. Usually I start with the back, but I remember getting in by starting out with the foot massage. I also go down on womans feet too. Yes, its not the best tasting, but it lets them know your fucken serious about kinkyness. After that they know you don't fuck around.

Here's my Seduction Equation:

foot + rub = back rub

back rub = sex

I love math =)
 
SubjectiveIllusion said:
The foot gets you to massaging the back which inturn gets you inside. Usually I start with the back, but I remember getting in by starting out with the foot massage. I also go down on womans feet too. Yes, its not the best tasting, but it lets them know your fucken serious about kinkyness. After that they know you don't fuck around.

Here's my Seduction Equation:

foot + rub = back rub

back rub = sex

I love math =)
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I'll pass on the feet tasting part.
 
I love footsies, rubbing them is trivial, and like he said, sucking that shit shows em you're serious.

It's all subjective though so the biggest part is finding out what she likes.
 
Ok... Well... First you need to learn how to give a good massage... that is not the hard part.

I think the trouble comes in when: having to get a beautiful girl in a private place, with a comfortable surface to lay down on, that is sheltered from the sun so you have the option of putting the lights out. You basically have to be “in-there” as a friend or close acquaintance before you get to that point (this might mean you have a chance to sleep with her any way). The dirty talk sounds good. I would probably try to ease into it though. Start off with light conversation and make her laugh a little, then slowly get into the sex talk.

I think everybody enjoys a good massage. Most chicks will not turn down a massage. I think it is a good retention tool, if you have a GF or fuck buddy you are bedding regularly, a good massage every now and them will keep them happy and coming back for more.
 
Big Rick Rock said:
I think the trouble comes in when: having to get a beautiful girl in a private place, with a comfortable surface to lay down on, that is sheltered from the sun so you have the option of putting the lights out.
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I just ask them straight out if they'd like to check out my appartment. No need to turn it into rocket science. If you try to make up an excuse, she'll know, and think you're a liar, then you'll get nothing. The fact is, it does not matter too much what you say in this circumstance, either she wants to go in her house, or not, she's already decided, so the only thing left to do, is ask.

Then once inside, talk, foot massage, then just before the back massage I tell them "I'd like to turn out the lights if you don't mind, I find the dark much more relaxing." Done. Can we say easy!

Also, get a good dimmer, and btw, comfortable surface = bed! :)

Big Rick Rock said:
You basically have to be “in-there” as a friend or close acquaintance before you get to that point (this might mean you have a chance to sleep with her any way). The dirty talk sounds good. I would probably try to ease into it though.
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Nothing could be further from the truth imo. Once a friend you stay a friend. Woman don't like to take the chance of ruining a good friendship, unless you are a complete Romeo, which I am not!

As soon as you meet a woman is the best time to start flirting because they think this is naturally you and that you're a seductive kinda guy. If you make friends with them and then all the sudden start trying to hold her hand or touch her she'll wonder what the fuck's going on. She might even think it's kinda creepy. Then again, Romeo is the exception here.

I give them the comfort of knowing that they can ditch me whenever they want, and this helps to lower the anxiety that prevents them from engaging in these activities. Once they know I'm a sex-machine, and I will not cause them stress, they are far more accepting to making love.
 
SubjectiveIllusion said:
The foot gets you to massaging the back which inturn gets you inside. Usually I start with the back, but I remember getting in by starting out with the foot massage. I also go down on womans feet too. Yes, its not the best tasting, but it lets them know your fucken serious about kinkyness. After that they know you don't fuck around.

Here's my Seduction Equation:

foot + rub = back rub

back rub = sex

I love math =)
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I fucking love Math!!!!
 
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