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so, i figured out today i'm not a good hubby.

i was looking at stuff magazine online and the wife got bent about me looking at naked chicks... she says i always say things like "i'd fuck her silly" etc... and i do... because i would :) face it, if paris hilton slobbered on my cock i wouldnt be kicking her off me.

anyway.... i realized that marriage seems to be like getting a live in mom. they nag you about whatever the fuck it is you wanna do... want to know where you are going (i'm fucking going to kmart and blockbuster, leave me alone!!!), when you'll be back...

but then, they are like a needy 15 year old with self esteem issues... they seem to need to know they are still attractive to you (yes, you are or i'd leave).. so what? i dont say i love you every fucking day... big deal, isnt it implied? i come home after work... sleep in the same bed... and roll over naked on you here and there.... why isnt it enough?

you think i'd like you with bigger tits? why, yes i would... but i'd like pam anderson with bigger tits too... and when they were bigger i'd like them even bigger than that... if i could, i'd sleep on a big giant titty mattress and be somewhat satisfied...

ok.... done
 
wait... not done...

i say shit cuz you dont work out?!?! it's not because i think you are fat and sloppy considering you weigh 120 and are 5'10.. it's because i dont WANT YOU TO GET FAT AND SLOPPY!!!!

oh, and when i say "i'm done talking" that means SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME BE FOR A WHILE, it does not mean... "PLEASE nag the shit out of me for the same thing for the next 3 hours"... in case you didnt understand
 
as long as it's not just me...

growing up (until i was like, 30) i thought... bang, get food, watch tv... wake up... do it all over again...

but they seem to evolve and demand more!!!
 
jen, what more can you ask for? you get a guy who will bone you when and how you want... and he doesnt even need (or want) to talk afterwards.... you're lucky!!!
 
BLITZ99 said:
jen, what more can you ask for? you get a guy who will bone you when and how you want... and he doesnt even need (or want) to talk afterwards.... you're lucky!!!
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And when does that happen?? Oh wait -- in my dreams the other nite!!

Alllll-righty then!
 
BLITZ99 said:
so what? i dont say i love you every fucking day... big deal, isnt it implied? i come home after work... sleep in the same bed... and roll over naked on you here and there.... why isnt it enough?
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I was just having this conversation.
 
I miss having a wife. SIGH.
 
BLITZ99 said:
as long as it's not just me...

growing up (until i was like, 30) i thought... bang, get food, watch tv... wake up... do it all over again...

but they seem to evolve and demand more!!!
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Ha ha ha, sorry I can't stop laughing.

It's interesting to see how you see things. lol
 
Half ass shag, roll over, fart, scratch your arse and fall asleep.

Ah... the joys of married life.

:evil:
 
BLITZ99 said:
as long as it's not just me...

growing up (until i was like, 30) i thought... bang, get food, watch tv... wake up... do it all over again...

but they seem to evolve and demand more!!!
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But what about scratching your b**s and farting? Gotta have that!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
which side were you on? ;)

anyway, do what most guys do - get her pregnant. its one of those "it seemed like a good idea at the time" things ;)
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lol

I am so sick of my family giving me shit about not even being close to getting married. Everytime they ask.....I just sigh... and say "NO. I haven't knocked up anyone yet. :( " (they are real straight and religious)
 
awittyusername said:
I am so sick of my family giving me shit about not even being close to getting married. Everytime they ask.....I just sigh... and say "NO. I haven't knocked up anyone yet. :( " (they are real straight and religious)
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Tell them to mind thier own fucking business.
My folks tried that shit with me when I was younger. Switch married with girlfriend.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Tell them to mind thier own fucking business.
My folks tried that shit with me when I was younger. Switch married with girlfriend.
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Yes, I will!!!

So, whats up with you? Any Giiiirrrrllllfriends? :heart: :rose:
 
oh fuck... you are far better off dealing with your family asking you about getting married than you are dealing with HER FAMILY FOR ANYTHING...

fuck, insane mother in-law... "call me mom"... uh, NOPE! i wouldnt let you take credit for me lady...

her sister just had a baby and i "have to go see her"... why? she's a fucking baby.. i dont like babies.. they are ugly and fragile and shit themselves...

i'm not a good husband.. i am way too self centered but i LIKE WHO I AM... why should i have to "work" at being something... i'm not getting paid for it so i'm not working on it.

i have MY FAMILY... i see them 4 times a year (the big holidays)... so, now i'm supposed to see my family 2 times per year and hers once a month? or i'm some sort of bad dude (according to them, not her)... i got one for you and it's right in the middle of my other 4...

married life aint that great... sure i get food and pussy when i want... but i got that before, it was just tougher to get... but also very rewarding.

i can go on for days about this shit....
 
Where have you been? I get this shit even before the marriage stuff.

"O come on, I want to go to the gym. What's wrong with that?"
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
No you don't....you had your chance after hubby #1
Believe me, it doesn't get easier


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I know I had my chance after my divorce -- which is why I was alone for several years -- I enjoyed it....

So, you're saying being alone doesn't get easier?? Just want to clarify...
 
awittyusername said:
lol

I am so sick of my family giving me shit about not even being close to getting married. Everytime they ask.....I just sigh... and say "NO. I haven't knocked up anyone yet. :( " (they are real straight and religious)
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Tell them you're gay.
 
jenscats5 said:
I know I had my chance after my divorce -- which is why I was alone for several years -- I enjoyed it....
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So why'd you get married again, if you enjoyed it so?
jenscats5 said:
So, you're saying being alone doesn't get easier?? Just want to clarify...
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Yes...maybe cuz I'm still kinda young.
 
Sounds like you guys need to do some talking and working some stuff out....I would just join my hubby when looking at porn....but It wasn't always like that.....how aol are you two?
 
how aol??? what the hell is that?

this does sound bad, but i'm very up and down... i LOVE being up.. i'm usually laid back and easy going but as eddie v says "push me and i will resist, this behavior's not unique".

i cannot stand getting pushed (someone telling me what i'm doing wrong or that they dont approve of something i've done for my entire adult life is pushing me).

maybe it's the "first year is the hardest" bullshit??? is there truth to that?
 
BLITZ99 said:
how aol??? what the hell is that?

this does sound bad, but i'm very up and down... i LOVE being up.. i'm usually laid back and easy going but as eddie v says "push me and i will resist, this behavior's not unique".

i cannot stand getting pushed (someone telling me what i'm doing wrong or that they dont approve of something i've done for my entire adult life is pushing me).

maybe it's the "first year is the hardest" bullshit??? is there truth to that?
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This is your first year of being married? I always thought that was the best one.
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
So why'd you get married again, if you enjoyed it so?

Yes...maybe cuz I'm still kinda young.
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1) Cuz I fell in love & felt he was "the one." But I would have no problem going it alone again if need be........

2) How old are you?
 
strangebrew said:
This is your first year of being married? I always thought that was the best one.
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It usually is, cuz it's still fun & almost still like dating & you're still getting used to each other.....

It's after a few years go by & when 1 person no longer cares, no longer tries like they did when you were dating/first married -- like, say you met at a gym, but now they no longer care about being fit or exercising & just want to drink beer all the time or decide it's OK to just stop brushing their teeth --> cuz HEY! I'm married, so I don't have to....

Not saying this happens to all married couples, but it happens to some & that's when it gets sucky....
 
jenscats5 said:
It usually is, cuz it's still fun & almost still like dating & you're still getting used to each other.....

It's after a few years go by & when 1 person no longer cares, no longer tries like they did when you were dating/first married -- like, say you met at a gym, but now they no longer care about being fit or exercising & just want to drink beer all the time or decide it's OK to just stop brushing their teeth --> cuz HEY! I'm married, so I don't have to....

Not saying this happens to all married couples, but it happens to some & that's when it gets sucky....
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There is a female version of that scenario too. Basically everything you do providing financially, setting aside time to spend with her, and trying to take a little of the domestic load off her becomes an entitlement. And then... the frisky female you married who you used to have clothes-ripping sessions with instead responds to your advances with "I don't know. I think I could get frisky tonight".

I actually bounced an idea off of my wife the other day. It went something like this: "Hey, i'm tired of following you all over the house looking for sex while you meter it out sparringly. I have an idea. Let's move every joint account and/or joint asset over into my name and anytime you need more than $20 you come to me. We'll let you follow me around the house for a few hours, I'll make 5-6 excuses along the way, then I'll begrudgingly kick you a $20 -- keke?"
 
MAN that sucks... You are probably being lazy... Marriage is hard and you both have to give it 110%.. Do you still do the little things that got you two together in the first place? Probably not... I will NEVER settle!! If I ever get married again then it will be because I found EXACTLY what I am looking for otherwise what is the point!!!
 
courtneybcca said:
MAN that sucks... You are probably being lazy... Marriage is hard and you both have to give it 110%.. Do you still do the little things that got you two together in the first place? Probably not... I will NEVER settle!! If I ever get married again then it will be because I found EXACTLY what I am looking for otherwise what is the point!!!
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The thing is, is that although you HAVE found exactly what you are looking for and don't feel that you're settling -- doesn't mean that the other person won't change or will continue to make the 110% effort. Especially if the other person feels there is not a problem. You cannot make someone change and it's not always easy to just pack up & go when 2 people have an established life together.
 
jenscats5 said:
The thing is, is that although you HAVE found exactly what you are looking for and don't feel that you're settling -- doesn't mean that the other person won't change or will continue to make the 110% effort. Especially if the other person feels there is not a problem. You cannot make someone change and it's not always easy to just pack up & go when 2 people have an established life together.
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So, are you still married to this dude?
 
i'm hoping i just get too frustrated too easy... i mean, i know i do but you cant change stuff like that.
 
jenscats5 said:
1) Cuz I fell in love & felt he was "the one." But I would have no problem going it alone again if need be........
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Maybe, maybe not, but you wouldn't. Like Werd saying she's gonna end up alone and she has a new boyfriend each week. If you got divorced again, you may or may not get remarried, but you'll hook up again. I've seen people that spend their whole lives alone, believe me, you don't want it. Take it from one who knows...
jenscats5 said:
2) How old are you?
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26 going on 50
 
jenscats5 said:
The thing is, is that although you HAVE found exactly what you are looking for and don't feel that you're settling -- doesn't mean that the other person won't change or will continue to make the 110% effort. Especially if the other person feels there is not a problem. You cannot make someone change and it's not always easy to just pack up & go when 2 people have an established life together.
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EXACTLY. You could meet the perfect person and fall head over heels in love, but people change over time. Can even the perfect marriage last?


My marriage experience was very different than Blitz's. We were soulmates, we said "I love you" to each other daily, she never nagged me about anything, had no problem with me going out with the guys (as long as I came home before she went to work in the morning), we had sex almost daily (without having to beg for it), we rarely fought about anything and got along like we had been best friends our whole lives. Married life was great to me. But after 5 years she decided her new job was more important than our marriage, she is a workaholic but I never imagined she would choose it over me.

In the end, she changed. Her priorities in life changed. It wasn't anything I did wrong, it was just who she was. But the point is that even great marriages can break up for the most ridiculous of things. What Jen said is absolutely correct, making a marriage work takes 110% from both people. Divorce happens when one half stops trying, and you usually won't see it coming until it's too late.

Good luck Blitz, but you sound like you are already on your way out...
 
on my way out? really? i think (hope) it's just frustration and tomorrow things will be back to normal...

she always seems to piss me off once a month and it usually lasts for 4 or 5 days :rolleyes:
 
BLITZ99 said:
on my way out? really? i think (hope) it's just frustration and tomorrow things will be back to normal...

she always seems to piss me off once a month and it usually lasts for 4 or 5 days :rolleyes:
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You think yuor pissed off you should see it from her end. :rolleyes:
 
courtneybcca said:
MAN that sucks... You are probably being lazy... Marriage is hard and you both have to give it 110%.. Do you still do the little things that got you two together in the first place? Probably not... I will NEVER settle!! If I ever get married again then it will be because I found EXACTLY what I am looking for otherwise what is the point!!!
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i never did understand the concept of giving 110%. no machine, device or human is capable of no more than 100% output.

the only way i believe you can possibly give a 110% is by having an extra 10% from the day before to add to your daily 100%. so the day before you must undo something you've already done to substact 10% from your output.

i dont even think that would work because actually bu undo'ing something, you are doing something. so that would only increase the output for that day.

ive found that the day before you only give 90% in order to save the 10% to add to your next day's output. thereby giving 110%.

but then she would pitch a bitch about you only giving 90% the day before. its a lose lose situation with women.
 
BLITZ99 said:
oh fuck... you are far better off dealing with your family asking you about getting married than you are dealing with HER FAMILY FOR ANYTHING...

fuck, insane mother in-law... "call me mom"... uh, NOPE! i wouldnt let you take credit for me lady...

her sister just had a baby and i "have to go see her"... why? she's a fucking baby.. i dont like babies.. they are ugly and fragile and shit themselves...

i'm not a good husband.. i am way too self centered but i LIKE WHO I AM... why should i have to "work" at being something... i'm not getting paid for it so i'm not working on it.

i have MY FAMILY... i see them 4 times a year (the big holidays)... so, now i'm supposed to see my family 2 times per year and hers once a month? or i'm some sort of bad dude (according to them, not her)... i got one for you and it's right in the middle of my other 4...

married life aint that great... sure i get food and pussy when i want... but i got that before, it was just tougher to get... but also very rewarding.

i can go on for days about this shit....
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These are small problems bor. I rarely offer that advice, because I think saying, "It could be worse" is a copout. Shut up already. :) Accept it and make it better.

Am I married? Nah. I have no time; single life for me = work 100 hours a week. it;s Sunday and I am working, last day off was two weeks ago. I guess I'm married to the work...

But my sister is married; her in-laws are form Texas and Indiana, we're from NY city, cultures clash. My brother is engaged to an Orthodox Jewish girl (so beautiful...not sure she is human) and so you can get some idea what their family is like.

We're a pretty big tent, lol. And I guess I decided to love them all, even the Indiana bible thumper and the texas rednecks, the rabbis, everyone.

It just makes shit easier. Where did "looking out for just yourself" get you?
 
What are you doing STILL with her if you are that miserable? When my relationship went sour, when everyday was hell going home, when neither I nor he nor our kids were happy I knew it was time to end it. It lasted eleven years and there were ups and downs.

A marriage is something you have to work on daily, something that requires some give and take. It does however begin to become a problem when it turns into all work and no fun. When one part is continously giving and the other only taking then the imbalance causes problems.

Did she know how you were before you married? Did you really know her? Did she know how you stood on family issues, emotional bonding.. etc? Or did all of this change suddenly once the papers were signed. Have you sat down and talked, and by that I mean in a civil manner about what each of you does that is so annoying to the other? If not then my advice is to do just that. And to listen, come to a comfortable medium that both of you agree on. If that can't be done now then hell I hate to say it but whats the point of unity.
 
i didnt know i made it sound that miserable.. i have to admit maybe some of my harsh sarcasm didnt transfer well....

i hope they are "little things" as skywalker stated... i just know i enjoy quiet alone time quite a bit, always have... and i cant stand her annoying ass family...
 
BLITZ99 said:
i hope they are "little things" as skywalker stated... i just know i enjoy quiet alone time quite a bit, always have... and i cant stand her annoying ass family...
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Bor,

Love the inlaws. It is one of those rare times where killing people with kindness works.

I got Indiana rednecks, texas "yokels", and oddly named rabbis in the family now because of marriages.

If I try to rationalize a conversation with a guy named Nolan and a guy named Shmuel in the same day, I'd go nuts. So I just love them all.
 
EnderJE said:
Sheesh, are you saying she's got a gangbanging grandma? Ewww.
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Nah, I'm observing that marrige doesn't seem to work well in that family...
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Nah, I'm observing that marrige doesn't seem to work well in that family...
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Ah, you seem to have a point.

Now, I've got to get the image out of my head...where's that nailgun?
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Nah, I'm observing that marrige doesn't seem to work well in that family...
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Seems men around here can't handle strong independant women.... AH! We toss out the weak like yesterdays garbage..



bwahahahah :evil:
 
Frisky said:
Seems men around here can't handle strong independant women.... AH! We toss out the weak like yesterdays garbage..



bwahahahah :evil:
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...but not before you have a few of the "weak's" children :kiss:
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
...but not before you have a few of the "weak's" children :kiss:
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Well lucky enough the strong independant gene was passed on ;)

I seriously feel sorry for the young lad that falls for my daughter, she will pass him through the ringer. If there could be someone worse than me...... well eh..... she's a sassy one :evil:
 
Frisky said:
I seriously feel sorry for the young lad that falls for my daughter, she will pass him through the ringer. If there could be someone worse than me...... well eh..... she's a sassy one :evil:
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We shall see. I hope she doesn't turn later in life...
 
EnderJE said:
We shall see. I hope she doesn't turn later in life...
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I brief her daily on this..... By the time shes old enough to date.... eh... 30ish, I'll have her trained! ;)
 
Frisky said:
By the time shes old enough to date.... eh... 30ish
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lol...I sometimes thank god that I don't have a daughter when I see some of the girls at the mall...

Well, first I drool, then check to make sure that no one saw me, then thank god...

:D
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
To kill? ;)
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LOL

yep! Shes a frisky one alread... Sometimes it scares me cause shes not afraid of anything
 
EnderJE said:
So long as she doesn't come home preggers...its ok...
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She's not getting the key to the chasity belt till she's 30. I'm not worried ;)
 
QUOTE]Marriage is a fine institution for those of us who like institutions. Love them and leave them![/QUOTE]

Damn, girl, that's pretty harsh! LOL Did someone piss in your Wheaties lately? :)
 
mixmeister said:
QUOTE]Marriage is a fine institution for those of us who like institutions. Love them and leave them!
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Damn, girl, that's pretty harsh! LOL Did someone piss in your Wheaties lately? :)[/QUOTE]

I did not mean to sound so hard . Someone did put razorblades in my wheaties though lol!! Just arguing with my other right now. We are in the let's ignore each stage of the argument right now. Oh today is our anniversary , isn,t that grand! :rolleyes:
 
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