Man kills friend over poking his girlfriend on Facebook.

[nangiggles]

I kicked a mangy stray dog in the face and it died. True story.

I also hunted a duck with a fungo bat and killed it, cooked it up.

Wtf!? Allah does not approve

 

[WoodyO]

I kicked a mangy stray dog in the face and it died. True story.

I also hunted a duck with a fungo bat and killed it, cooked it up.

So what? I took a huge dump in the women's room this morning because someone was taking a marathon dump in the mens room, but you don't hear me bragging about it.

 

[dabuffguy]

Wtf!? Allah does not approve

Dog kicking is a times old Amish tradition!!

Jk, but it was attacking me, chewed up my umbrella and bit at me viciously.

Instead of getting some nasty weird disease from being bit, I decided to scare it off by karate kicking the shit out of it. Knocked it out, and it never got up.

I didn't intend to kill it.

If a person behaved the same, no one would hesitate to defend themselves. Especially if the guy's girlfriend got poked on Facebook.

 

[WoodyO]

Was it a nice umbrella?

 

[dabuffguy]

Was it a nice umbrella?

No, it was a piece of crap.

 

[sexyMFer]

Last time you told that story the dog lived

 

[WoodyO]

The dog's been in a coma

 

[PICK3]

Last time you told that story the dog lived

first time I heard that story I walked outside and slipped on dinosaur shit

 

[miplank]

Last time you told that story the dog lived

it's been so long the dog died of old age.

 

[WoodyO]

My victims never knew what was going to happen to them. I've had shooting, knifings, strangulations, beatings, and I've participated in actual crucifixions of humans. All across the country, there?s people just like me, who set out to destroy life.