Man arrested for dick slapping assault

[biteme]

John Meyerhoff of Kerville, Kentucky was arrested for allegedly knocking his girlfriends two front teeth out by slapping her with his erect penis. Mr. Meyerhoff said it was consentual and that it was an accident. His girlfriend gave a different story, claiming that Mr. Meyerhoff was punishing her for burning his meatloaf.

 

[Deadz]

wouldn't she have had to get into a position where he could do that?

 

[Frackal]

How the fuck could you knock out two teeth with a dick

 

[gettinlarger]

How the fuck could you knock out two teeth with a dick

Yeah, really.

 

[casavant]

If her teeth were knocked out by a pecker, she probably needed them yanked anyway.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I dunno my shit gets pretty hard.

 

[manny78]

is that guy's dick made of iron/lead ???

 

[TC2]

Well they are in Kentucky, I'm sure they were about to fall out anyway.

 

[deez]

Maybe he has a prince albert

 

[TerraNoble]

How the fuck could you knock out two teeth with a dick

Maybe it was frozen