do you ladies want me to call you and calm you with my soothing voice? I know smurfy does...
Pics of the bad hair please oh heres a lil k
soothing voice?
I love you.
*slowly backs up toward the door while bowing apologetically*
do you ladies want me to call you and calm you with my soothing voice? I know smurfy does...
you would know if you would give me your #!!!
Who have you called on here?
smurfy and I aren't in a good mood.
it's a bad hair day all around, so don't mess with us.
thanks.
sounds like yall just had the water pump go out and it was several hundred dollars, the sewer backed up, the sink clogged in unrelated problem, then had the washer hose leaked water all on the floor, the semi-expensive vacuum crater and you go and get the shop-vac to finnish and see that someone has vacuumed
water several months ago and didn't take the paper filter off so it's molded and ruined and smells rotten, then you wake up this morning and the sewer isn't draining AGAIN, and you have to call a different plumber so you will have to pay AGAIN because the first one is out of town, and your having 22 people over tomorrow for a party so you can't afford to wait. Oh, no, that's not YOU, it's me.
what were you saying, who's having a bad "hair" day.....
YA THINK!! and I forgot to mention that I have a stark raving lunatic of a wife yelling at the top of her lungs, "I can't believe your just standing there! What are we going to do!?" That's after I've called all the necessary people and lined them all out to get to the house. I'm working, so it'd be nice if she could stay and let then in and out, but she's going to go run last minute errands, and can't. So I'm running back and forth from my office trying to do my jobs and do all that.
Yeah, hun, I'm just going to stand here, why don't you go and get the majic marker and put L&R on the tops of my boots, that way I'll know which one to step with when I leave this MF'er. OH, and I didn't make the bed up the way she showed me this morning AND, AND I put her coffee in the wrong mug this morning, I was supposed to use one of the new ones she bought for the party, seems to me like with everything else going on, that using one of the others so you don't have to wash one for tomorrow was the way to go, but, again, I was wrong. geeezzzzz. Give Me A Break.......
Maybe your wife is having a bad hair do too



LUB U 2! 
Is this warning still in affect today?
We'll go slow today.....here.............Good morning.....
hi. good morning.
i have to prepare the marketing budget for my company. something that takes most people a few weeks to prepare. I need to have it completed by monday night.
by myself.
wtf.
How can we help????? We're here for yoooooooooou.

I feel fantabulous today!! I'm totally energized and in a great mood
not that many actually...
mwm5 (called him accidently one night)
smurfy
puddles called me, but I ignored that call![]()
um i hope they instructed you on how to do it?hi. good morning.
i have to prepare the marketing budget for my company. something that takes most people a few weeks to prepare. I need to have it completed by monday night.
by myself.
wtf.
um i hope they instructed you on how to do it?
i used to maintain the annual and monthly budget at my old job and luckily so far in this job, no budgeting responsibilities. but, that could change
also, can i borrow 20 bucks?
soothing voice?
soothing voice=flamin' fruit
die!!!!
die!!!!
lololol
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