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lol........what a way to make a living...girls with loose vaginas...

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I watched part of a monster dildo contest.....these girls make a living selling videotape of them jammimg large stuff where the sun does not shine.

It scared me. One girl took 16 fingers and a large dildo to boot. Can you say........"waving your wand in the Grand Canyon?" I think my 8" of destruction would hardly tickle her. :(
 
the donkey shows continue

plus there's this chick who will stick a peeled bannana up there and then push it out and slice by slice
 
superdave said:
This thread is just one big excuse to tell us about your cock.
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I am mystified as to why I like to do that.

My apologies to those who are offended.

This thread however was not intended for that purpose.

My arms are not large, perhaps that is why I refer to soemthing else. I don't really know.
 
Testosterone boy said:
I watched part of a monster dildo contest.....these girls make a living selling videotape of them jammimg large stuff where the sun does not shine.

It scared me. One girl took 16 fingers and a large dildo to boot. Can you say........"waving your wand in the Grand Canyon?" I think my 8" of destruction would hardly tickle her. :(
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reminds me of the time this totally hot chick I was into told me she could fist herself.

Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

After that I wasn't so much interested.
 
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TC2 said:


reminds me of the time this totally hot chick I was into told me she could fist herself.

Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

After that I wasn't so much interested.
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So why the fuck didn't you fist the living shit out of her?

There is still her ass, you know. And if that's loose, you can fist that too.
 
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TC2 said:


reminds me of the time this totally hot chick I was into told me she could fist herself.

Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

After that I wasn't so much interested.
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You should have fisted her unless you have philosophical apprehensions with such action. I have not really contemplated it to speak of but German porn is full of it. Nasty stuff imo.
 
fisting her aint gonna do shit for me other than make me see that image the next time I'm railng some chick.

Then I'll be thinking that if a fist can fit in there then what the fuck is my dick doing to her.
 
I saw that. I'm not sure what to make of it. It might be fake; on the other hand, I've seen some big-ass things stuck into pussies.
 
hey test boy where did you get that movie? ;)
:p
 
tuc biscuit said:


yes it is fake.
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no way that was real. i dont know what prompted me to follow a link to that clip... oh yeah... all it said was something like disgusting, come see... or something along those lines. of course you have to click on it.:bawling:
 
i saw that too...how can u fake somethin like that....eeeeek scared me what if he got his ears hung on her pelvic bone or something and had to go to the ER.....that would be funny
 
Where the hell do you find a video like that? Sounds like something in a brown box at a flea market or something..
 
It was a rental from the Denni O series....they have made a bunch of this type of movie. This one was the 4th Monster Dildo Olympic or something like that. Should not be too hard to find, I've seen the boxes at a couple adult rental places.


As for my references to my shlong, I have called it liliputian several times so I am not always bragging.

Dames call it pefect though. Really.....it is magnificent.


WTF? You expect another apology? :FRlol:
 
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