LOL, here are some Mike Tyson quotes.

[smokinghawk]

He's my hero!

 

[FreeballinDC]

Where did these come from?

If you took out the reference to Mike Tyson, Iwould have thought these quotes were said by Ozzy Osbourne.

 

[Code]

Oh, don't forget:

"I think Jesus smoked weed. Do you think Jesus woulda loved me?"

 

[Boss101]

A few more

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

I haven't been with a woman in nine months

I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all.

I want your grandkids and great-grandkids to remember me and say "Wow, what a bizarre individual".

I'm not Mother Teresa & I'm not Charles Manson either. Just treat me equal.

 

[the nature boy]

Tyson as a boxer is finished.

However as a public speaker he is unrivaled.



"I'll fuck you till you love me faggot."

"I'll eat your asshole alive."

*wipes away tears* genius, pure genius.

 

[ponyboy]

he is nuts and that is what makes him the best.

 

[Natymike]

he is the scum of society.

 

[Big Wiggs]

He will destroy Lennox Lewis!!!

 

[beefybull]

"We're warriors, man, when we go into battle we come out hard or dont come out at all" - Mike Tyson

MT is entertaining as fuck. It's good he's crazy. The Mike Tysons, Albert Belles, and Dennis Rodmans of the sports industry bring some extra unpredictability to the games, and thats great.

 

[Needhelp]

Jesus, he's not as dumb as people make him out to be..

He's being sarcastic on shit like this:

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know."

Cuz that shit gets old..

He knows he's gonna get money for saying this shit..