Little Wayne?????

[wayneboard1]

So my wife comes back from being out of town last night and wakes up at 5AM throwing up. So after a TON of puking and what not, I take her into the ER. After being in the room for about 20 minutes she comes back out with this strange look on her face. She sits down next to me and I ask how it went in there...got the flu maybe? She just says, no...I got a kid. I about threw up myself. It's a good thing don't get me wrong but the first kid.......wow. I have just been starting at the wall all day......I don't know what to say. We are both happy but geesh.........a kid. Old Wayne is gonna be a frigin dad. Somehow gear just doesn't matter right now. I mean this as positive as it can be said but...WTF? LOL

 

[asianlover]

congradulations bro.

 

[blut wump]

Awesome. Try to put the puking and the ER visit out of your mind else you'll think of it every time you see Little Wayne for the rest of your life.

Congrats to you both.

 

[wayneboard1]

I have to laugh at myself......I am just spacing right now. I just got a call from a buddy I was supposed to pick him up 2 hours ago and I forgot. He got a ride but is all bent out of shape until I told him and he just started laughing. Crap do I have a lot to do and only 9 months to do it. This is wierd......I feel strange and can't explain it. Good strange but just strange.

 

[axe3]

My kid was a surprise too. I was scared shitless...didnt know what to do...etc

Best thing that ever happened to me.

congrats my man!

 

[Pikaberdot]

Congrats!

 

[chefbone]

How's your wife and my kid doing today?

J/K bor...Congrats....I here Chefbone and T**** are pretty popular names these days...

 

[Indy]

So my wife comes back from being out of town last night and wakes up at 5AM throwing up. So after a TON of puking and what not, I take her into the ER. After being in the room for about 20 minutes she comes back out with this strange look on her face. She sits down next to me and I ask how it went in there...got the flu maybe? She just says, no...I got a kid. I about threw up myself. It's a good thing don't get me wrong but the first kid.......wow. I have just been starting at the wall all day......I don't know what to say. We are both happy but geesh.........a kid. Old Wayne is gonna be a frigin dad. Somehow gear just doesn't matter right now. I mean this as positive as it can be said but...WTF? LOL

Largest Congrats I can give you. I waited till later in life to have kids which which why mine or so young, but you know what. I wish I would have done it sooner. and If I had half the money back then I do know, I would have. they have changed my life, happiness, prespective, and they show you what's important. Not to mention when you are not around, they crack my ass up too, please pass my sincere contrats to the ole' lady and if she has ANY questions being her first, indyswife will always be here to answer them, I think they are the same age as a matter of fact, I'm just the old one

Congrats again, get your gear before the kid comes though, pampers are expensive

 

[natty]

 

[Tux]

Congrats bro! I'm not looking for any mini-tux's for another 8-10 years or so, but I DO want them someday. And I agree with whoever said to forget about the puking and ER thing, you don't want that to be your first memory of your son/daughter

 

[njmuscleguy]

J/K bor...Congrats....I here Chefbone and T**** are pretty popular names these days... [/QUOTE]


I think T-bol has a nice ring to it

Congrats Wayne!

 

[muscleup]

LMFAO.........your post always are funny as shit.....Congrats brotha.

 

[yourmomgoestocollege]

Congrats bro! Having a kid will do many things to you and your wife. Almost all of them are great. You do begin to truly understand how not to be selfish after you have a child.

 

[halfaclue]

Congrats Bro. One of my buddies uses gear and likes mary jane, recently became a dad. When he found out about the pregnancy he called me and said "Hey asshole, I thought using gear lowered your sperm count and made you less fertile"
I said it does

" I thought smoking the green would lower my sperm count and make me less fertile"
I said it does
"So please explain to me how I am going to be a fucking dad"

He was really happy about it but that was his twisted way of telling me.

 

[bilter]

Congrat!! My first just turned 18 months (funny how you count months at this age). Best thing that can happen in your life. I can have the shittiest day ever and think just think of her and it makes me smile. It will truely give your life new meaning. I like it so much I think I'll have another.
A bit of advice..........take lots of pics & videos the changes happen sooooo fast

 

[indyswife]

Congratulations Wayne. Some advice from a female, the next three months are totally going to suck for her especially if she is puking already. I don't want to freak you out too early but there will be some mood swings and some crying spells. When that happens, that means you do the dish's, vacuum, dust and kiss her ass as much as you possibly can I only wish someone had given Indy this advice.

 

[bluehen]

Wayne congrat's, it's good to hear your not shooting blanks .

 

[chefbone]

Congratulations Wayne. Some advice from a female, the next three months are totally going to suck for her especially if she is puking already. I don't want to freak you out too early but there will be some mood swings and some crying spells. When that happens, that means you do the dish's, vacuum, dust and kiss her ass as much as you possibly can I only wish someone had given Indy this advice.

So what you're saying is Wayne needs to be a slave....
No comprende mamacita.....

 

[blackhatcowboy]

Congrats Bro!

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

Congrats, your life is over


Bluesman

 

[wellbilt]

congradualtions bro
good luck

 

[jc1908]

congrats, your life is gonna change..but it will be for the better!

 

[bw1]

Congrats Bro

 

[karachi183]

Congrats brotha!!!!!!! start saving.......................

 

[Maxx Out]

So my wife comes back from being out of town last night and wakes up at 5AM throwing up. So after a TON of puking and what not, I take her into the ER. After being in the room for about 20 minutes she comes back out with this strange look on her face. She sits down next to me and I ask how it went in there...got the flu maybe? She just says, no...I got a kid. I about threw up myself. It's a good thing don't get me wrong but the first kid.......wow. I have just been starting at the wall all day......I don't know what to say. We are both happy but geesh.........a kid. Old Wayne is gonna be a frigin dad. Somehow gear just doesn't matter right now. I mean this as positive as it can be said but...WTF? LOL

Congrats bro! I've got 20 month old twins---best thing that ever happened to me!

 

[Big_Joe]

So my wife comes back from being out of town last night and wakes up at 5AM throwing up. So after a TON of puking and what not, I take her into the ER. After being in the room for about 20 minutes she comes back out with this strange look on her face. She sits down next to me and I ask how it went in there...got the flu maybe? She just says, no...I got a kid. I about threw up myself. It's a good thing don't get me wrong but the first kid.......wow. I have just been starting at the wall all day......I don't know what to say. We are both happy but geesh.........a kid. Old Wayne is gonna be a frigin dad. Somehow gear just doesn't matter right now. I mean this as positive as it can be said but...WTF? LOL

I have two myself and it's the best thing that has ever happened to me. But get ready for a life changing event!!! Nothing will be the same for you again.

You need to get a battery powered swing and a good bouncer if you want to get any sleep at all for the first year.

 

[swordfish151]

CONGRATS!!! Thats great if your happy about it..i have a daughter my only one..she is 2...and i tell you...nothing means more then looking at her little face with a smile..nothing...

 

[Gaffa]

Well done m8,i just had some good news too (second for me tho),its all fun,best thing thats happened to me.

 

[wayneboard1]

Funny thing......I have basically just sat around this morning and stared at things. This is a good thing I know but it sunk in and I just spewed breakfast all over the shower (my second one of the day FYI) I feel better now but it's frigin wierd. I just ramble and say nothing. I am a bit concerned that the people we have told, the first words out of their mouths is save your money! Crap......I guess that means gear is going to have to take back seat for awhile. My gear fund will buy baby gear instead I guess. I have already decided on a name. Karma. lol I was hoping to get some test to go with my var and maybe some IGF but from what everyone is telling me, kids will eat and poop you out of house and home! I thought my dogs were bad! Looks like I will have to get anotehr second job.....well it was fun while it lasted.

Dude....I'm gettin a kid. Frigin eh I think I am gonna go vomit again. This is cool.

 

[indyswife]

So what you're saying is Wayne needs to be a slave....
No comprende mamacita.....

Absolutely. How do you think Indy got his little "stash"? He had to earn it first.

 

[Indy]

Funny thing......I have basically just sat around this morning and stared at things. This is a good thing I know but it sunk in and I just spewed breakfast all over the shower (my second one of the day FYI) I feel better now but it's frigin wierd. I just ramble and say nothing. I am a bit concerned that the people we have told, the first words out of their mouths is save your money! Crap......I guess that means gear is going to have to take back seat for awhile. My gear fund will buy baby gear instead I guess. I have already decided on a name. Karma. lol I was hoping to get some test to go with my var and maybe some IGF but from what everyone is telling me, kids will eat and poop you out of house and home! I thought my dogs were bad! Looks like I will have to get anotehr second job.....well it was fun while it lasted.

Dude....I'm gettin a kid. Frigin eh I think I am gonna go vomit again. This is cool.

Dude, that attitude has to change, and you know what you might worry about it the next 9 months, but when little Karma arrives, all that worrying is gone, you'll forget it ever happened, you can listed all you want but trust me, when it happens you'll know what i mean. yea it can be rough at the time, my wife quit work, and I took a $60k a year pay drop to change jobs and be closer to her and the kid(s), have 2 now. I'm not starving, but I miss the money, but would not trade it for anything............I will make a deal with you, get your back fixed, get the doc's ok to train again, the test is on me, one less thing to worry about. If that's not good enough, I have HUGE 5 level home with rooms I have not even been in yet, I am sure your wife can move into one of them

 

[dullboy]

dullboy says it's good to know you don't fire blanks.

dullboy vaguely remembers 60 minutes did a 3 hour special on how steroids make guys sterile.


call mike wallace STAT!

 

[bluehen]

Dude, that attitude has to change, and you know what you might worry about it the next 9 months, but when little Karma arrives, all that worrying is gone, you'll forget it ever happened, you can listed all you want but trust me, when it happens you'll know what i mean. yea it can be rough at the time, my wife quit work, and I took a $60k a year pay drop to change jobs and be closer to her and the kid(s), have 2 now. I'm not starving, but I miss the money, but would not trade it for anything............I will make a deal with you, get your back fixed, get the doc's ok to train again, the test is on me, one less thing to worry about. If that's not good enough, I have HUGE 5 level home with rooms I have not even been in yet, I am sure your wife can move into one of them

If that's the case Indy would be a good name if it's a boy.

 

[gettinripped]

hey wayne,
congrats bro'. i've got a 2 month old at home. like indy says, it is the best thing that will ever happen to you. i thought i'd never have kids, boy i'm glad i changed that idea. 1 thing though, be ready for the most gore you have ever seen. delivery is a mess!!


congratualtions from the gr!!

 

[chefbone]

Absolutely. How do you think Indy got his little "stash"? He had to earn it first.

Shit, if all I have to do is put a biscuit in some chick's basket, wash some dishes and vacuum once a week to get a stash like Indy's....Sign me up!

 

[Stainless_Steel]

Congratulations!

 

[Its All Genetics]

congradualtions ol man.... im in college i dont even wanna THINK about having kids!!!!

i wonder if juicers who's girls arent on the pill get pregnant more frequently cause they are having sexxxxx soooo muchhhh

 

[AlcibiadesDream]

congrats, bro

were you "on" when she got preggers?

 

[swordfish151]

Wayne, its really not that bad bro...trust me...my daughter will be 2 this month and to be honest with you...i dont feel that she is in anyway a financial burden...when little Karma is born you will see what i mean....first year its all about diapers..and if your wife breast feeds the baby then you save on the formula for the time being...trust me when i tell you this...PEOPLE will come from far and close just to buy your baby shit...i mean my ex and i litteraly didnt buy diapers from when she was born till maybe 9 months....family was always there...you get used to the added expenses...but i can still afford her now (child support) and my hobby...so it wont be that bad....NO MAN UP.....any guy can make a baby...takes a REAL MAN to be a FATHER....

 

[LVTitan]

right on wayner, i cant wait to have some of my own.. lost a couple in the last few years, all i think about is when i get to finally raise one bro !! you are lucky

 

[Indy]

dullboy says it's good to know you don't fire blanks.

dullboy vaguely remembers 60 minutes did a 3 hour special on how steroids make guys sterile.


call mike wallace STAT!

SHUT THE HELL UP, Wayne goes to work and I like keeping his wife company so she's not lonely, bring up subjects like this might get him thinkging I am not so honest

 

[Indy]

If that's the case Indy would be a good name if it's a boy.

I like that, sad thing here, my wife get's mad at me, or at least when she calls me up from my lower level office, she yells' for Indy instead of my given name........I think she has it ALL figured out now

 

[wayneboard1]

Dude, that attitude has to change, and you know what you might worry about it the next 9 months, but when little Karma arrives, all that worrying is gone, you'll forget it ever happened, you can listed all you want but trust me, when it happens you'll know what i mean. yea it can be rough at the time, my wife quit work, and I took a $60k a year pay drop to change jobs and be closer to her and the kid(s), have 2 now. I'm not starving, but I miss the money, but would not trade it for anything............I will make a deal with you, get your back fixed, get the doc's ok to train again, the test is on me, one less thing to worry about. If that's not good enough, I have HUGE 5 level home with rooms I have not even been in yet, I am sure your wife can move into one of them

Dude, I am gonna be a dad. lol Cool huh? I have made the transition from staring at things to smiling a lot. LOL And Indy, my back feels MUCH better today. LOL And no I am keeping my lovely bride within eyesight. Besides, what would Mrs. Indy say about that?

 

[newbiebynature]

congrats bro...what do you prefer a boy or a girl?..

 

[Indy]

Dude, I am gonna be a dad. lol Cool huh? I have made the transition from staring at things to smiling a lot. LOL And Indy, my back feels MUCH better today. LOL And no I am keeping my lovely bride within eyesight. Besides, what would Mrs. Indy say about that?

Her idea, we can no longer have kids, so she said as long as he baby comes with her, she can stay as long as she wants When you visit you must pay for your visit in Poetry though

 

[wayneboard1]

Her idea, we can no longer have kids, so she said as long as he baby comes with her, she can stay as long as she wants When you visit you must pay for your visit in Poetry though

LOL...poetry huh?

Well Wayne old Wayne has shot his stuff,
He shot so hard it must of stuck,
For he soon learns his house will grow,
and not with muscles but with diapers OH NO!

He is happy and yet he feels so strange,
My pct's over and It can't be mange,
He slept like crap and he tossed and he turned,
He is so glad he has strong sperm!

So no more gear, at least for a while,
But thats a good trade and I say it with a smile,
Cuz gear is worth the addition of a child,
It's worth it I say, worth it by a mile!

*tear*

 

[chefbone]

LOL...poetry huh?

Well Wayne old Wayne has shot his stuff,
He shot so hard it must of stuck,
For he soon learns his house will grow,
and not with muscles but with diapers OH NO!

He is happy and yet he feels so strange,
My pct's over and It can't be mange,
He slept like crap and he tossed and he turned,
He is so glad he has strong sperm!

So no more gear, at least for a while,
But thats a good trade and I say it with a smile,
Cuz gear is worth the addition of a child,
It's worth it I say, worth it by a mile!

*tear*

We could go on tour with material like that!

 

[wayneboard1]

Thanks to everyone that posted and shot me some karma, I can't return it all as I keep running out! To answer a few of the questions asked yesterday;

1) I was not on cycle, my PCT for my last cycle ended about 2-3 weeks ago.

2) We both would prefer a boy, but whatever we get will be loved just the same.

3) I was kidding about the Karma name, havent' got one picked out yet.

On a serious note, if I came across as though I wasn't happy about this in my posts, chalk that up to sheer shock. I am and was very happy from the word go, but just kinda shocked at the news is all. I am quite happy to drop gear and never do it again in exchange for this little addition, I guess thats my mature side showing thru. Having never had any kids I don't doubt it will be filled with every possible emotion known to man, and all of them in one day at times I am sure. This is a very good thing, and it will be tough financially, but life is full of obstacles, I just have to choose to overcome them; and I will. I just left my second job a short time ago, so going back to a second place of employment is nothing new to me and the break was nice. I love using gear and working out and challenging myself. I love the entire aspect of physical fitness, and it will be a downer to not use for awhile, but the trade off as I said is WELL worth it. I guess I'll just have to stick to test and forgo the HGH for a few years. Unless.......you think my wife would mind if I sell my body for a few bucks here and there? No, I might end up having to pay out on that deal. lol I am quite confidant I will be a good dad, but it is wierd to think I will be addressed as "dad" in a few months. Thats what really makes me feel funny but in a good way.

 

[digimon7068]

Congrats! Just had our third. Greatest days of my life. Question. . .how far along?? Go backward from now and see if you were juicing during that period of time. It seems more and more folks are turning up fertile, even while their "on", which kind of shoots holes in that reduced sperm count theory, eh??

Once again, congrats! Your life will never be the same. . .it will be better.

 

[fbodyguy02]

Congrats from another bro. Will you be continuing to cycle?

 

[Indy]

Thanks to everyone that posted and shot me some karma, I can't return it all as I keep running out! To answer a few of the questions asked yesterday;

1) I was not on cycle, my PCT for my last cycle ended about 2-3 weeks ago.

2) We both would prefer a boy, but whatever we get will be loved just the same.

3) I was kidding about the Karma name, havent' got one picked out yet.

On a serious note, if I came across as though I wasn't happy about this in my posts, chalk that up to sheer shock. I am and was very happy from the word go, but just kinda shocked at the news is all. I am quite happy to drop gear and never do it again in exchange for this little addition, I guess thats my mature side showing thru. Having never had any kids I don't doubt it will be filled with every possible emotion known to man, and all of them in one day at times I am sure. This is a very good thing, and it will be tough financially, but life is full of obstacles, I just have to choose to overcome them; and I will. I just left my second job a short time ago, so going back to a second place of employment is nothing new to me and the break was nice. I love using gear and working out and challenging myself. I love the entire aspect of physical fitness, and it will be a downer to not use for awhile, but the trade off as I said is WELL worth it. I guess I'll just have to stick to test and forgo the HGH for a few years. Unless.......you think my wife would mind if I sell my body for a few bucks here and there? No, I might end up having to pay out on that deal. lol I am quite confidant I will be a good dad, but it is wierd to think I will be addressed as "dad" in a few months. Thats what really makes me feel funny but in a good way.

No worrries Wayne, we all get shocked from time to time, what you do need to worry about it how those poems just flow from your fingers to the keyboard to no thinking up front, that's scary bro !!

 

[bluehen]

LOL...poetry huh?

Well Wayne old Wayne has shot his stuff,
He shot so hard it must of stuck,
For he soon learns his house will grow,
and not with muscles but with diapers OH NO!

He is happy and yet he feels so strange,
My pct's over and It can't be mange,
He slept like crap and he tossed and he turned,
He is so glad he has strong sperm!

So no more gear, at least for a while,
But thats a good trade and I say it with a smile,
Cuz gear is worth the addition of a child,
It's worth it I say, worth it by a mile!

*tear*

wayneboard1 for Poet Lauriet!

 

[wayneboard1]

No worrries Wayne, we all get shocked from time to time, what you do need to worry about it how those poems just flow from your fingers to the keyboard to no thinking up front, that's scary bro !!

Funny thing is, I about got smacked by the Mrs earlier as she was "worshiping the porcelin god" and yacking up dinner, I rattled off this little gem within earshot of her. LOL

"Here is my baby, my baby times 2,
bent over the bowl that was meant for her poo,
she heaves and she groans and she drools on the throne,
but the smell of most meat she no longer condones.

It's this way twice a day where she throws up a lung,
but my work here is done it cannot be undone,
As she heaves and she barfs she gets a wiff of pee,
"YOU RAT BASTARD I HATE YOU; YOU DID THIS TOO ME!!!"

 

[Indy]

Funny thing is, I about got smacked by the Mrs earlier as she was "worshiping the porcelin god" and yacking up dinner, I rattled off this little gem within earshot of her. LOL

"Here is my baby, my baby times 2,
bent over the bowl that was meant for her poo,
she heaves and she groans and she drools on the throne,
but the smell of most meat she no longer condones.

It's this way twice a day where she throws up a lung,
but my work here is done it cannot be undone,
As she heaves and she barfs she gets a wiff of pee,
"YOU RAT BASTARD I HATE YOU; YOU DID THIS TOO ME!!!"

AHAHAAHHHA, sick, sick man

 

[bluehen]

Funny thing is, I about got smacked by the Mrs earlier as she was "worshiping the porcelin god" and yacking up dinner, I rattled off this little gem within earshot of her. LOL

"Here is my baby, my baby times 2,
bent over the bowl that was meant for her poo,
she heaves and she groans and she drools on the throne,
but the smell of most meat she no longer condones.

It's this way twice a day where she throws up a lung,
but my work here is done it cannot be undone,
As she heaves and she barfs she gets a wiff of pee,
"YOU RAT BASTARD I HATE YOU; YOU DID THIS TOO ME!!!"

Do you have a literary agent yet?

 

[wayneboard1]

Do you have a literary agent yet?

No, but I hear Terell Owens agent is looking for work.

 

[TRAPezoid]

Congrats Wayne, I want to post a poem but it would be bad. I don't want to ruin the moment.

It's good to know you get free Test, hey Indy...I'm having a baby too!

Oh yeah, it's good to see Mrs. Indy on here. I was beginning to think it was LapRat.

 

[mendo]

The best shit always happens when I'm away from elite for a few days... Congratulations bro!