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my friend was asked out on a date today by this guy, let's call him andy. anyways, my friend got drunk one time and messed around with andy. She remembers him having a small dick, like 3 inches. so she is going on the date with him today just to confirm what she remembers (she was drunk). they calkl andy the nickname "short cummings" he doesn't get it. i am splt is this mean or is this funny?
 
Stryc-9 said:
If you're "andy" then it's mean...

For everyone else...it's funny....
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i kinda think its funny, especcially because andy is about 5 foot 3 inches, and my friend is really tall she's like 5 feet 9 inches.
 
Yall are going to cause poor Andy to kill himself. Guys can't help that they have a small penis. It's not like there's a whole lot we can do about it. Enlargement surgery is way too risky to even think about, you could lose your ability. There's no real definite way to add much size to it. I wouldn't mind a couple of extra inches myself. Atleast my girlfriend is a virgin, so once we get married I'll have more than enough for her. 3 inches is tiny, very tiny, but he can't help it. As long as she is going to give him some pussy he'll be ok. Just tell her not to get him naked, laugh, and leave. I know I along with any other guy would probably shoot myself after something like that.
 
i love her to death, but she's a slut so she'll give him head or something. but on the other note he only asked her out, because she's the only one that he can get any play from.

BOS- sorry but that's not going to happen. Puc's the only one who get's that.
 
that is mean. I wise man once said " I may not reach bottom but I will bang the hell out of the sides. " 3" is short but if he's got 3" dia your friend will think she is dying. heh
 
my friend was asked out on a date today by this guy, let's call him andy. anyways, my friend got drunk one time and messed around with andy. She remembers him having a small dick, like 3 inches. so she is going on the date with him today just to confirm what she remembers (she was drunk). they calkl andy the nickname "short cummings" he doesn't get it. i am splt is this mean or is this funny?
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Was he hard or soft at the time? We do have this thing called shrinkage that affects our Penises! But when we think of or see some beaver BAM! That little softy gets big and hard! Maybe he is just gay and didnt get hard over your girlfriend. Or your friend took advantage of a drunk gay guy because her GAYDAR wasnt working!
 
I doubt he cares how big his dick is. He's going out with the town slut...

As long as he gets off. That's what matters.
 
its mean if it bothers him and people still do it.

teenage girls are so cruel. :(

ask andy if he needs a ride to our self esteem meeting.
 
I bet he does a lot of Anal with his little peter! He must be Analassplorer Jr. :D
 
As long as he gets him some then he should be alright. Your friend being a ho doesn't help matter though. She might be all stretched out and shit. Not trying to be mean, just honest.
 
He should consider a career in Porn. He could become the SMALLDONGSILVER for guys with small penises!
 
Natymike said:
I'd slam her friend.
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I kinda feel sorry for dude, that would be a rough way to go thru life. She will probably not do anything but make him feel little and insecure about his "manhood". High School is tough, but going thru life like that would be a bitch.
 
noshe's the first to admit that she's a slut, so even though it's an insult she doesn't care. i've never seen her worry about what other people think, she's just a horny girl.
 
daised said:
noshe's the first to admit that she's a slut, so even though it's an insult she doesn't care. i've never seen her worry about what other people think, she's just a horny girl.
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i know women like that actually... i am not sure if it sad or not... i mean hell, who am i to criticize what i feel is right or wrong... they are my morals not hers... so... i'll leave your friend alone... just amke sure to tell her not to insult the dude's manhood to his face... he might flip out on her.
 
guys are horny and score a lot - they are praised
girls are horny and score a lot - they are "sluts"

ummmm, double standard?
 
guys are horny and score a lot - they are praised
girls are horny and score a lot - they are "sluts"

ummmm, double standard?
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No, I'm a Male Slut and dam proud of it! :D
 
daised said:
guys are horny and score a lot - they are praised
girls are horny and score a lot - they are "sluts"

ummmm, double standard?
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biology.


women who selectively choose men to sleep with are ensured quality DNA (ie semen). women who sleep with anyone are gaining 'standard' DNA. they aren't saving it for someone who is useful to society or a competent individual (smart, rich, famous, well respected, deep, etc).

guys that sleep with alot of women (i am guessing) show society that they are competent. therefore they are applauded.

it is basically a de facto example of what the nazis tried to do. selective breeding so only the most competent people will have children. and we embrace this system w/o even knowing it.

if you would like to know more about this, and other science questions, please consult your local library.

i haven't been to indy in a while. i use the richmond library usually.
 
slack3r said:
is his name plifter?
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fag.jpg
 
daised said:
guys are horny and score a lot - they are praised
girls are horny and score a lot - they are "sluts"

ummmm, double standard?
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some people feel that way... i persoanlly think that it is gross both ways
 
HEY......go easy on "andy" My penis is only 3 inches................................(off the ground)............hehehehehe
 
i have to use the kiddie urinals or my dick always gets wet... 3 inches would be great.... fucker wouldn't even need a jockstrap...
 
puc

you don't know the guy, and the girls name is Jessica, but it's not the Jessica you know. I made a new slut friend named Jessica (seriously)
 
That's messed up...I would never go around talking about a guy's "tiny" dick size....unless he fucked me over or something...
 
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