little penis

[daised]

my friend was asked out on a date today by this guy, let's call him andy. anyways, my friend got drunk one time and messed around with andy. She remembers him having a small dick, like 3 inches. so she is going on the date with him today just to confirm what she remembers (she was drunk). they calkl andy the nickname "short cummings" he doesn't get it. i am splt is this mean or is this funny?

 

[Stryc-9]

If you're "andy" then it's mean...

For everyone else...it's funny....

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Kill him.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

BIG PENIS

 

[daised]

If you're "andy" then it's mean...

For everyone else...it's funny....

i kinda think its funny, especcially because andy is about 5 foot 3 inches, and my friend is really tall she's like 5 feet 9 inches.

 

[brianharper94]

Yall are going to cause poor Andy to kill himself. Guys can't help that they have a small penis. It's not like there's a whole lot we can do about it. Enlargement surgery is way too risky to even think about, you could lose your ability. There's no real definite way to add much size to it. I wouldn't mind a couple of extra inches myself. Atleast my girlfriend is a virgin, so once we get married I'll have more than enough for her. 3 inches is tiny, very tiny, but he can't help it. As long as she is going to give him some pussy he'll be ok. Just tell her not to get him naked, laugh, and leave. I know I along with any other guy would probably shoot myself after something like that.

 

[MasterMind]

Well.....I can't think of anything to say except tell STUMPY I said hi when you see him

 

[frorider6]

Damn. I'm a jackass and even I think that's mean.

 

[Balls of Steel]

Suck the dick for him daised, do your job.

 

[daised]

i love her to death, but she's a slut so she'll give him head or something. but on the other note he only asked her out, because she's the only one that he can get any play from.

BOS- sorry but that's not going to happen. Puc's the only one who get's that.