Life's imponderables

[pdaddy]

Why is a mile 5,280 feet?
Which fruits are in Juicy Fruit' gum?
Why does an X stand for a kiss?
Why don't cats like to swim?
Why do other people hear our voices differently than we do?
Do fish drink water?

 

[biteme]

WHere is the ceiling on the universe?
What if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?
If God created the universe, who created God?
Why do we have a punching bag in the back of our throats?
If masturbation is a sin, are you still guilty if you did if before you knew it was a sin?

 

[pdaddy]

WHere is the ceiling on the universe?
What if a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood?
If God created the universe, who created God?
Why do we have a punching bag in the back of our throats?
If masturbation is a sin, are you still guilty if you did if before you knew it was a sin?

-No
-we would just call them chuck
- that's illogical, just like ‘To whom is the bachelor married?’
-It's a lure, we were once water dwelling creatures and we would just open our mouths to trick the fish into thinking it was a worm, that's how we once survived.
-masterbation is a gift from god, don't believe the hype

 

[pdaddy]

Bump for some answer's

 

[Smurfy]

if 7/11 is open 24hrs a day, why are there locks on the doors?

 

[pdaddy]

if 7/11 is open 24hrs a day, why are there locks on the doors?

Riots

 

[biteme]

Why is it that an orange is called orange and a banana is not called a yellow?

 

[pdaddy]

Why is it that an orange is called orange and a banana is not called a yellow?

Because a lemon is also yellow and you couldn't have two "yellow's".



When does a large puddle become a pond, and a pond become a lake?

 

[biteme]

Because a lemon is also yellow and you couldn't have two "yellow's".



When does a large puddle become a pond, and a pond become a lake?

Ahhh. That makes sense.

When they attain more water. Jeesh, got any more brain busters?

 

[pdaddy]

Why are the buttons on mens' shirts on the opposite side to those on ladies' garments?

 

[biteme]

Why are the buttons on mens' shirts on the opposite side to those on ladies' garments?

I don't know. All I can think about is unbuttoning a woman's shirt and now I'm horny.

 

[pdaddy]

I don't know. All I can think about is unbuttoning a woman's shirt and now I'm horny.

lol, your avater is killing my libido.

 

[biteme]

lol, your avater is killing my libido.

I'm literally laughing my ass off. I think I'll leave it for awhile.

 

[pdaddy]

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?

 

[biteme]

If you choke a Smurf what colour does it turn?

The only way to find out is by actually choking one. Stop staring at my crotch. You crotch looker you.

 

[pdaddy]

The only way to find out is by actually choking one. Stop staring at my crotch. You crotch looker you.

busted.....

 

[Tink!]

lmfao you two crack me up!!

 

[Sassy69]

The purpose of this thread...?

 

[pdaddy]

The purpose of this thread...?

To get some answer's to some of life's most baffling anomalies.

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