Life without your penis. To live or not to live??

[casavant]

Like if you stepped on a land mine or your wife caught you cheating and busted out the Ginsu. If reattachment wasn't an option, and you had to live the rest of your life without a penis, would you just end it right there?

And yes, my penis is still fully intact. Thank you.

 

[WODIN]

Casavant stop covering buddy. Just learn to live with it and forget what other people may or maynot think of you.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

I voted for "blow my brains out"

I just couldn't go on without my husbands penis

 

[BigBazooka]

Hmmm. That's a tough one. Instead of killing the shit out of myself, I would master the ancient art of rectum rubbing and learn to cum via a-hole

 

[casavant]

Casavant stop covering buddy. Just learn to live with it and forget what other people may or maynot think of you.

OK, you got me

But really, could you imagine going through life, and every time you saw a beautiful woman, you would know that there was absolutely no chance that you could get with her? And what if you were a good-looking guy and some chick was hitting on you? What would you do, tell her you were gay, or wear a wedding band, or what? I think I would bite the bullet, literally.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

Hmmm. That's a tough one. Instead of killing the shit out of myself, I would master the ancient art of rectum rubbing and learn to cum via a-hole

How about posting a link? I'd love to learn that

 

[casavant]

PENIS!!!!

 

[MrMuscle]

Ask decem, he had a close encounter this weekend.

 

[Japanese machine]

fuck! i can barely read this thread lol.

 

[rnch]

from what my best friend/broly/partner in higer acts of stupidity has told me, he might as well have his cut off.

after the 2 kids were born, his wife informed him that since she had her kids, she was thru with sex and has just about cut him off from any ....................bedroom activities. once every 6 or 8 weeks if he is lucky.

poor guy!

i TOLD him not to marry that biatch!!!

 

[the nature boy]

Life without a penis would suck ass. But I know I'd be way more productive, without having to think of sex I'd no longer be distracted. If you've ever seen the Seinfeld where George couldnt' have sex with his girlfriend and became super smart, then you'd know what I'm talking about.

 

[casavant]

from what my best friend/broly/partner in higer acts of stupidity has told me, he might as well have his cut off.

after the 2 kids were born, his wife informed him that since she had her kids, she was thru with sex and has just about cut him off from any ....................bedroom activities. once every 6 or 8 weeks if he is lucky.

poor guy!

i TOLD him not to marry that biatch!!!

That is extremely fucked up. And since he's married and has kids, he's screwed if he gets a divorce. But you know what, you've only got one life and that would suck so bad that I think I might get a divorce anyway. I'm not all about cheating, but if I was literally informed that my sex life was pretty much over, I would probably at least start seeing someone else on the side. Hey, if she wants to treat the partnership like a business relationship, then so be it. Fuck that.

 

[rnch]

That is extremely fucked up. And since he's married and has kids, he's screwed if he gets a divorce. But you know what, you've only got one life and that would suck so bad that I think I might get a divorce anyway. I'm not all about cheating, but if I was literally informed that my sex life was pretty much over, I would probably at least start seeing someone else on the side. Hey, if she wants to treat the partnership like a business relationship, then so be it. Fuck that.

she has told him to find someone on the side, as long as he comes home to her and the kids every night. she is an excellent mother and money manager and her job keeps the family afloat finacially during his business's slack periods.

but yes, it is an unusual marriage, one that i couldn't live with!!

 

[SofaGeorge]

Life without a penis is not life.

 

[The Ranger]

Fuck it, I'd get a strap on....heh heh heh...where there is a will, there is a way. Just be sure the lights were out, and no blow jobs....hahahahaha

Ranger

 

[vinylgroover]

No good. If a guy was to lose his penis, that would also translate as brain damage. I couldn't live with brain damage.

 

[IronMonkey69]

I'd get on a HUGE gear cycle and not take any anti-e's so i'd have some big ass bitch tits..then i could be a big butch lesbian