Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.

[casavant]

No, I'm not THAT negative. I just thought it was kind of clever.

 

[Gilbyag]

I just thought it was kind of clever.

as do I...

 

[casavant]

Well thanks, man. I wish I had made it up, but I heard it from a friend of mine about a year ago. It's kind of freeing when you think about it.

 

[HappyScrappy]

herpes is the same way when combined with life.
but it makes life more uncomfortable along the way.

but rickets is different.