this whole thread, with the mysterious inverted nipple phenomenon, reminds me of a thing that happened to a friend of mine. he met a chick at a bar. some kinda middle eastern girl. went to her place. eventually, went to go get his fuck on. turned out, she had no kinda labia whatsoever. no hair, no nothing. just slick as a babies ass, nothing there but a hole. freaked him out like a mug. he kindly excused himself, saying he had to go take a dump, and then ran for his life. not the best excuse, but whatever works. first thing that popped into his head was the whole tranny thing, but i dunno. can't say for sure i wouldn't have had the same reaction. anyone heard of this kinda thing?