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Lets get some nipples up here....

nat, dont listen to shelby, she used to weigh over 300 pounds. i will give you some sex if you want some. dont take too long in asking for it cause your clock is ticking baby.
 
TheSalami said:
nat, dont listen to shelby, she used to weigh over 300 pounds. i will give you some sex if you want some. dont take too long in asking for it cause your clock is ticking baby.

See, that's the difference between you and I, i used to weight 300 pounds [actually over 300 so get it straight next time] ... while you still weigh 300 pounds.

Maybe if you directed your negative energy towards something productive, you wouldn't be so pissed off and angry at other peoples accomplishments.
 
Nat, those are B-UTIFUL!!! :p :p :p

You've made my week you :angel:

When are we gonna see you in the mags or at least in competition?? You could go so far, and I'd certainly go all the way with you! ;)
 
TheSalami said:
this thread was going great until shrebly had to post that nasty picture. i think im gonna vomit. you gonna delete this post also shrebly? you dumb ugly cunt. fuck off.


As far as deleting posts, I'd love to know which other sts I deleted. Considering that you think you have the secret to the universe locked up in your 13 year old brain - enlighten me.. in fact enlighten ALL of the Elite members as to what posts I deleted.
 
Shrebly said:


See, that's the difference between you and I, i used to weight 300 pounds [actually over 300 so get it straight next time] ... while you still weigh 300 pounds.

Maybe if you directed your negative energy towards something productive, you wouldn't be so pissed off and angry at other peoples accomplishments.

hey shit for brains, i said over 300 pounds. i never had a weight problem. i was never ridiculed like you were and still are. im sure that face of yours gets plenty of strange looks and comments behind your back. then there are your ugly tits, nasty cooch, chest tatoo and the overall hideous appearance.

also i was mistaken about you deleting that post. the post was deleted but not by you.
 
TheSalami said:


hey shit for brains, i said over 300 pounds. i never had a weight problem. i was never ridiculed like you were and still are. im sure that face of yours gets plenty of strange looks and comments behind your back. then there are your ugly tits, nasty cooch, chest tatoo and the overall hideous appearance.

also i was mistaken about you deleting that post. the post was deleted but not by you.


Yawn....
 
this is a great thread I LOVE IT, all the women of elite are really beautiful and they have great boobs,,,

Shrebly you are pierced all over arent you :p :p
 
Thanks for the compliments guys.
Nat- HOLY cow woman, you look hot. :-)
Jenn, don't listen to Triplex (I can see that you aren't). He's just trying to get under your skin. I'm sure I'm next and I'm not too sure why I haven't started getting insulted by him yet. (or maybe I have and haven't noticed)
Shrebly- I used to weigh 250... Congrats to you and your transformation. What I've seen of you looks awesome.
Calico
 
Girls you all look amazing........Calico wow big mamas...yam yam :p
Jen girl you should be proud of what you have acomplished with your physique, and why do you think Ignore buttons are for lol.
Shelby nice piercings...........I have only one(on my privates)
TheSalami Im sorry to let you know that your clock stopped a long time ago,Im just gettting started.
 
natglutes said:
Girls you all look amazing........Calico wow big mamas...yam yam :p Shelby nice piercings...........I have only one(on my privates)

Nat, look who's calling who's boobies big! LOL... Between the two of us, I think we have enough tits to feed an army :) (at least we'd have fun trying)
And by the way, you are georgeous.
I had my clit pierced for a while and loved it. I had to take it out for some surgery, but I'd LOVE to get it done again!
calico
 
I'm willing to help you out and pierce you. I did my own ear once. So I have experience. Just trying to help. You can message me and I will schedule an appointment for you.
 
steroid boy said:
I'm willing to help you out and pierce you. I did my own ear once. So I have experience. Just trying to help. You can message me and I will schedule an appointment for you.

Yeah, I've done my own ear too... but piercing a clit is just a LITTLE different.
For one thing, it hurt like HELL!
But is a very cool thing when it heals :)
Calico
 
OK OK Im willing to stay and monitor your clit for you and help with the healing process.
Anything for the good of the board...your gonna owe me though
 
You guys are funny,a really really fat girl could put up piks here and these guys would jerk off to that too.So don't feel special,Hay Nat I see you are actually in very good shape you look awesome.(see I can say nice things)Sorry if I offend your chubby little friend!:D
 
Calico, dont even compare my small boobies with yours...........mine are grapes your are Melons....love them...btw dont you love palying with your clit piercing......
Joe love ya too:angel:
Thanks guys, got to run and cook....hate it:(
 
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i have seen enough arguing about whose tits are bigger. both of you cut off your tits and fedex them to me. i will measure them and tell everyone the results.
 
Dearest Nat,

Once again I ask that you marry me. Why do you keep ignoring me? :o) You said that was the best night of your life, did you lie??? I know I'm small but you said you liked it. I just don't understand. By the way, can I have my underwear back? My mom keeps asking me where they're at. I think she's getting suspicious. Anyway, I'll be waiting for your answer, bye.

P.S- If Helen of Troy were alive today, her name would be Natglutes.
 
Dear Mr.SuperStud79

Shhhhhhhhhhh why did you do that to me....I told you to keep our little affair a secret.......you know that Im not available I cant marry you right now........hmmmm btw you are not small at all, its pretty pretty.........HUGEEEEEEEEEE....but hey, I dont care about the size.......you are so orally talented that ......omg what can I say....:p
Im sending your undies by FedEx express, some deca, winny, ox.........and lots of :bigkiss:
 
MMMMMmmmm Baby!!! Yowzer!!! No teasing like that!!! You'll make me have a mess in my pants. LOL Glad to see you have a great sense of humor too.
 
I usually don't comment on these threads, but I commend all these ladies for having the guts to post there body on here...

I could never do that....
 
SWEET !!!!!!!!!!!

UTTERLY ASTOUNDING.....IF I HAD A A SET OF TONGUE TOYS LIKE THAT, I WOULD NEVER LEAVE HOME
 
here ya go! not as pretty or big as nats, but i met a new surgeon last week!!!! hehehe!---
 
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ANOTHER?

ONE MORE --SORRY ABOUT HAVING NO TAN EVERYBODY....I LOOKED SMOOTH I THINK! CAN'T WAIT TO PURCHASE THE NEW AND IMPROVED RACK IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS!!!! HEHEHE!
 
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no way!!!!!!!

cyberflash.....you are loco man!.. nat smokes my amateur ass!!!!!!! i wanna be her!!!!! she's soooo yummy! this is me like a month ago....i've been "off" for a while and i'm kinda smooth here...but i recently started my "supplement" program again!:devil:
 
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Hey pumpgirl you look awesome, you have the legs of a gymnast, have you done that before?

Could you hold up a sign in your next pic that says I love Moosehead?:p :p
 
Re: no way!!!!!!!

NAT, you are crazy if you think yours are any smaller than mine. And even if mine are bigger, I'm a bigger girl (I'm a 36DD or 36DDD and I'm guessing you are a 34DD, right?). Plus, yours are nicer. LOVE your dark nipples!
Know what felt good (when I had it :( ) about my clit ring- when it would be pushed against me in tight jeans. I'll probably go get it done again in a few weeks, but the ring I had before was pink- didn't show up too well :) .
xoxo
calico
 
I agree w/ Celt I can't believe anyone would have anything to complain about. These girls fucken rock, and deserve respect on the board. To all the ladies that posted pics, respect. You're all beautiful that's obvious. However IMO the real respect should be accredited to the confidence to post pics of yourself. That to me is your most attractive quality. :)
 
juice moose

no gymnastics...just heavy squats... my best ever was 225 for 6 ---real squats.--i never maxed out for a single .not like the ones(squats) the guys in the gym do that wear wifebeater undershirts/tanktops and long baggy shorts below their knees because they have no thighs with baseball caps on with the viser so low they have to force their necks back to see to walk.....you know those pathetic guys right? they put all kinds of weight on the bar and travel about 4 inches...scream their heads off and hi-5 ea other after! what scrotums hehehehe!
no seriously...i squat DEEP....theres usually a clean spot on the floor where my sweatty butt touches the floor after my sets!
hehehe! thank you for the compliments
 
Re: no way!!!!!!!

Pumpgirl,

you are too humble and modest ... Nat will surely agree.

what amateur ass? squat 225 x 6 ... you must be pullin my leg ... :D
 
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squat

i swear on my love for pu...uhhhhhhhhh pussy cats!!!!
seriously....that was while i was "enhanced" the time of those pics where my legs looked huge(black strapped sandals) i just started some lovely ttokkyo anav 2 weeks ago roughly and have hit 185 for six already. i'll be a freak again shortly!!!!
 
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pumpgirl said:
no gymnastics...just heavy squats... my best ever was 225 for 6 ---real squats.

Pumpgirl, GOOD poundages!!!
My best squat is 200, and I go pretty deep too (ok, maybe my butt doesn't hit the floor, but I go at LEAST to parallel). My goal is 225, hopefully within the next few months if my back holds up (these boobies are HEAVY).
Good job.
Calico
 
calico...i'm short and squatty...i guess it just cums natural .... your hot as hell too...so ummmm do you like short, squatty.....kidding!
your georgeos
 
thats sacrilidge!

how can you hate squats..especially deep squats? a girls gotta "pack"mucho grande'rump ya know. you know that ass nat has....that when she turns around it just screams "POW!!!!!!" THATS WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET!!!!
 
you have a great sense of humor pumpgirl, you fit in good around here, just like nat, and jen, and shrebly, and peaches, and calico, ...... Damn it I got to thinkin of all the great ladies of the board, now I need to find a squeegee for my monitor:D
 
Re: calico

pumpgirl said:
email me anytime baby!
:-)
I WILL... I think you are hot too!
And I doubt you are 'squaty', but yes, I'm into short. Or your shorts. Oh, you know what I mean...
:)
calico
 
Hey Pump you are cheating on my already:bawling: :bawling: how could you...........
Hey babes..........you are all over the place.........nice rack on you...........love them.....
Behave or else:p :p
 
NAT

no i'm not cheating on you...u know i'm YOUR bitch! just feeling frisky is all...meow! must be hormonal!
btw...beautiful pic...your skin is perfect too.
 
JEN BFL

WOW SWEETIE YOU MAKE ME FEEL SOOOO GOOD. (IF YOU ONLY KNEW...HEHEHE!) YOU ARE INCREDIBLE...YOUR FACE IS ABSOLUTELY GEORGEOUS... AND IF YOUR BODY KEEPS RESPONDING LIKE IT IS I'LL BE CALLING YOU FOR TRAINING TIPS SOON! KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK HONEY!
 
NAT-- im just browsing the boards..reading the posts and all of sudden i see ur pic with the freakin monkey in ur hand. dont know what thats about..if its a private joke b/w u an pump or what.. all i know is that its a funny ass pic and im LMAO right now!!! thanks for the laugh
 
Nat you by far have the illest body on elite..peroid..pump your mad hot too and so are all the others who posted..peace
 
Ladies you all look good enough to eat! Especially Nat, Calico, Pump and YOU Sassy! Delicious!!!!

Tell me, do your boyfriends/hubbys ever have trouble getting to work on time? I know it would be hard for me to ever leave the bedroom!
 
Thanks guys................hmmmmmmmmm never had a 3somes with girls.........may be I should try:p
After watching Planet of the Apes Im hooked on Monkeys.............no seriously I love little monkeys.......they are so cute;)
PumpGirl can you pls Pump me up if you know what I mean:p
 
nat and monkeys

nat...

you'd love my desk at work.. monkey's everywhere... its a theme (mostly curious george...) its a really long story, but i complained once that they gave my dept. projects so boring that monkeys could do them (cd burning for one), so they became a bit of a theme for my department...i switched depts since then but the cd burnin monkeys are still making my desk a home...

my old team and i even went on a monkey liberation tour to the scarb. zoo.... chickened out though.. the good monkeys are behind glass anyways :(

hehe... in short, monkeys are great, aren't they!
 
Phemomena
I love monkey's...........this one is a beanny baby monkey that sits on my putter..........
Im going to start a new collection of Monkeys..........
I love Pigs too.............guys dont get any ideas pls....
 
This is usually left up to Scrappy or a few others but I will take my turn at this one.

I have seen pumpgirls photos before on the net in a amateur site she has.

Now is it really you or you posting someone elses pics.

When I get home from work I will find out where the pics came from.
 
Pumpgirl...if that really is you, awesome, awesome legs...finally, some Elite ladies are putting their gams up here to ogle over.....Hey, don't get me wrong ladies, I love scoping the ta-tas too, but for me, it's all about the legs....and I like 'em big and hard...Now, one other thing...why the hell are you getting a boob job? Your's are absolutely perfect like they are now....don't go ruining a good thing like that....leave 'em natural...again, I don't really have a thing against fakies, but if you don't really need 'em, why mess with 'em....just my $0.02

Nat, as always..simply amazing....what a bod....once again, I'm putty in your beautiful hand.....:p
 
I agree Guinness, you don't need a boob job pumpgirl! You look really good! You are really lean, and you still have natural breasts that are at least a high B cup right?

But if you want to get them, its your choice of course. Just make sure you post pics!!:D
 
Thanks guys................hmmmmmmmmm never had a 3somes with girls.........may be I should try
After watching Planet of the Apes Im hooked on Monkeys.............no seriously I love little monkeys.......they are so cute
PumpGirl can you pls Pump me up if you know what I mean
Natglutes




I am a hairy guy (chest, arms, legs), Is that good enough for you Nat?:D
:smash:
 
Nat ,thank you for being soo hot,
Pump. good to see you here agian,
Jenn- lets see the nips girl show em off proud
Calico, amazing pics as always,

if i could have the photos of your session girls i would be able to die with peace of mind or is it die with my mind on getting a piece of it. i dunno just thanks again and i am sure i speak for MOST men in saying you have blessed this board well over expected and please continue to do so.
 
Wow, a threesome with all women would be awesome, but only if it was any of the chix from here- all totally hot and very cool at the same time!
We could take some pics girls... I have a feeling it would be a popular thread.
:)
Calico... getting kinda warm in here.
 
Calico...I volunteer to man the polaroid.....you need to worry more about feeling the moment than lighting and framing for the images...heheehhee.
 
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Phemomena said:
nat...

you'd love my desk at work.. monkey's everywhere... its a theme (mostly curious george...) its a really long story, but i complained once that they gave my dept. projects so boring that monkeys could do them (cd burning for one), so they became a bit of a theme for my department...i switched depts since then but the cd burnin monkeys are still making my desk a home...

my old team and i even went on a monkey liberation tour to the scarb. zoo.... chickened out though.. the good monkeys are behind glass anyways :(

hehe... in short, monkeys are great, aren't they!
Fuck the zoo!! free the damn monkeys!!!! and OH MY GOD...dont even get me started on the circus:mad: .
 
to nat, jen, and everyone...

nat your being bad little girl....you need a spanking! yep, i'd set that bubble butt of yours on fire if you know what I mean! <evil grin> jen and everyone...thanks for the compliments on my rack...but its already fake....thats the problem...they arent big enough or round enough and the surgeon screwed up and didnt cut the pocket out wide enough towards my underarms.....thats why my nipples don't appear centered....they are a full c now...going to a dd in a couple of months. calico....i'm not scared of the camera...ask nat....she knows what i mean (shhhhh!) lets all do the group cam thing one day!
oh and nat...wanna lick and suck on my lolliepop? it has a distinct flavor you know!
 
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Gorgeous Jen....what a bod....coming along very, very nicely...keep up the great work!!!

Just outta curiousity..how closely are you following BFL? To a "T", or have you modified it at all to suit your style/needs?

Just curious...trying to revamp my diet/workout also, and looking into different systems for inspiration...You've obviously made great strides on BFL...
 
Beautiful Jen. You have a great body.. No doubt about it. Wonderful pics. Every picture you post, you look better than the one before. Keep up the good work.
 
hey jen, how about a bigger pic like that? or maybe a full frontal pic? lets see those things straight on. wouldn't mind seeing the total package while you're at it. :mix:
 
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