Let's Converse about HUNTING............

[wootoom]

dog will hunt leatherface

 

[mountain muscle]

LOL Havoc, I am sure you get a sense of accomplishment from sneaking up on the meat aisle and snatching up some pre-packaged chicken, with your bare hands, who never even saw you coming.

But why use the internet to get out your message about hunters? Being able to reach millions with a few keystrokes and clicks of the mouse is certainly as much of an advantage as using a gun.
Instead, do it the old fashioned way. Grab a pencil and paper and send everyone a letter. That would be much more of a test, and would even the playing field for those who don't have internet access but have a message to get out.

Now I am off to plan out my next slaughter of poor innocent animals out to enjoy their day with my a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun.

 

[mountain muscle]

yeah i'm a deer hunter how do you do

i got this deer huntin rappin tale for you
i'm so excited, it's my favorite time of year
i love to freeze my buns chasin trophy deer
but don't clap your hands to the stompin of the feet
cause ya he's like me he can't keep a steady beat no

i got this great big knife cause the hunting is my life
it's my chance to drink beer and get away from the wife
it's the boys night out acting stupidly

say now baby baby don't you think maybe how bout you and me yeah
well we partied all night never made it to our bunks and
i was sittin in the tree stand on the tree dead drunk
windmill blowin 45, temp thirty below, i was freezin to death, then it started to snow
so i got down from the tree stand start headin for the truck
and thats when i seen it there, the turdy point buck
the turdy point buck?
turdy point buck (5x)

well he was eight foot tall, weighed twelve thousand pounds, with every step there was a shakin' on the ground
he was so rutiful so beautiful
strutted right out of my dreams, he was created by God just for outdoor magazines
now i'm not much for thinkin, no i don't do it often
but i had an idea
to put that turdy pointer in his coffin

turdy point buck
hh
turdy point buck

i couldn't get to my grenades
the howitzer was in the shop
my stomache was tied into a monkey knot
ya my only hope was betty lou
she was da one
a combination AK-57 uzzie radar lasar triple barrel double scoped heat-seakin shotgun

turdy point buck
hh
turdy point buck
turdy point buck

ya dat the women clappin' the the back dere i gotta make dat

well he was comin for me gettin bigger and bigger but my fingers were so frozen i could not pull the trigger
i kicked off my boots fired with my big toe
i was Dirty Harry, John Wayne, and G.I. Joe

ya dat turday point buck was only 10 feet away
ya still i couldn't seem to hit him and he wouldn't run away
and after 20 minutes when the smoke cleared
there were hunters on the ground and the world's biggest deer
standing tall and proud, he looked at me and yawned (ohhhhhhh dear)
and then a flash of white, and there he was, gone

[cryin and burpin]

well seven men got up and then one fell down
a big lump of blaze orange, shakin on the ground
at first i thought he was one of the boys
but it was a no brother good in law man from illinois

only cheese-heads in here, right boys?
send him back on the next plane ya know

Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?
Did ya see the turdy pointer?

as we jumped into da truck
sayin i'm gonna get that turdy point buck
yeah i'm gonna get that turdy point buck

 

[yourmomgoestocollege]

typical hunter = a gut, bald, beard and drives a shitty pick up truck. can you say trailer trash? http://www.possibilityfarm.com/photogallery/pheasant team hunters.jpg

Hey fuck head do you have any idea what you are even talking about. I would love to see your slob ass even attempt to understand anything about the sport. The picture you included is probably some blue collar guy who was with his daughter on one of his only days off for the year. Does that make this guy trailer trash? I hate pricks like you.

Whatever happened to the saying "To each his own"? Oh, I know people as ignorant as you came along and decided to insert useless statements about something they know nothing about.

To clear things up for you, yes I am a hunter. I probably make ten times what you make, live in a larger house, have a hotter wife and have the general understanding that an individuals idea of fun is none of my business.

I hope nobody questions you about your favorite things to do. I don't think we could all take listening to you talk about your fetish for farm animals. That's really what this is all about isn't it? You don't want us hunters cutting into your dating pool. Sorry prick that is just the way it has to be.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Hey fuck head do you have any idea what you are even talking about. I would love to see your slob ass even attempt to understand anything about the sport. The picture you included is probably some blue collar guy who was with his daughter on one of his only days off for the year. Does that make this guy trailer trash? I hate pricks like you.

Whatever happened to the saying "To each his own"? Oh, I know people as ignorant as you came along and decided to insert useless statements about something they know nothing about.

To clear things up for you, yes I am a hunter. I probably make ten times what you make, live in a larger house, have a hotter wife and have the general understanding that an individuals idea of fun is none of my business.

I hope nobody questions you about your favorite things to do. I don't think we could all take listening to you talk about your fetish for farm animals. That's really what this is all about isn't it? You don't want us hunters cutting into your dating pool. Sorry prick that is just the way it has to be.

allow me to get in an apache chopper and start blasting at animals with a gatling gun and somebody come along and say, "to each his own."

awwww, you don't likes me. what will I do now. somebody needs a time out.

 

[redguru]

allow me to get in an apache chopper and start blasting at animals with a gatling gun and somebody come along and say, "to each his own."

awwww, you don't likes me. what will I do now. somebody needs a time out.

Your average hunter wants to conserve the meat and hide, trophy. They aren't murdering savages out for the kill as you seem to be portraying.

 

[jd_uk]

I've never hunted. I've never felt the urge or thought I would get any satisfaction from it. By no means am I an animal rights activist, in fact, I partake in eating animals six - eight times a day and have done that for about 15 years now on a consistent basis(chickens mainly).

I feel if you can confront an animal and defeat the beast with your hands and skills then that is something to be proud of (for survival purposes). However, using a gun from a distance to kill an animal is by no means a lack of skill, but maybe more of a lack of integrity and displays coward ness to a degree.
Hypothetical: You're out on a deer excursion, you spot your target, why not attempt to take it down without a gun/bow/weapon? Why not truly test those manly, "I have dominion over all animals" outlook on the innocent, "they are overpopulated and need my tough hunting ass to lower their numbers" deer that you like because maybe it has some decent growth on the head so you can use it as some backwoods decor that shows nothing except you really can't handle an animal without the use of a gun and your taste in wall decorations is pretty suspect.

You know you can practice your shooting skills in other ways. Let me guess, you like the thrill of the hunt, the outdoors, being in touch with nature, why not give it a go without the weaponry. I believe capturing a deer or whatever creature you seek with only your hands and skills would be much more respectful. And the ones that don’t fall into the “able to be captured” category get to guess what……”live”.

I guess my problem is this: I'm not into someone having an advantage or cheating. In this case, the weapon is the advantage and cheating.
Killing does not bother me; it's the unfair playing field.

On another note, I'd like to hunt hunters and seriously wish that it was legal.
I have no intentions to kill, just maybe some unconsciousness and defecating on their face(s).

I'm luckily deep in nature almost 3 - 4 times a week and see/hear/read about hunting trips, pictures of the trips, the so called "rewards" of the trips. Next time, why not try it with just your strength and athleticism, you have that right? This is a fitness board so you must be in tune with that to a degree I'm assuming.

Now by no means is my argument perfect. I’m sure some hunting is necessary, but most is not; perhaps it’s the unnecessary hunting that gets under my skin. Also, you may ask “how about you try to catch a certain animal with your so called skills”. Well, first, that’s not my thing, secondly, if it had to be done I’m sure if anyone could do it I could, I’m quite the physical specimen, but let’s not focus on that.

My travels have taken me through some beautiful terrain, but some of the travels/friends/articles/internet/tv tend to divert my attention to the unnecessary killing of innocent animals that are just enjoying their day……..and then tough guy hunter chooses to end a life because it makes them feel like an accomplishment of some sort has just occurred. Way to phucking go!!!

Why has it got to be about skill? Why not just kill the animal in a way that causes a minimum amount of distress to it and then eat it?

We eat meat for a healthy survival, just kill the animal quickly and eat it. There should be nothing more to it. No bullshit 'look what i've done', i've just killed a huge animal. Who cares if you use a gun or use bare hands, just do it, don't brag about it and for fuck sake think how you'd feel if you were the animal and get the job done quickly.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Your average hunter wants to conserve the meat and hide, trophy. They aren't murdering savages out for the kill as you seem to be portraying.

didn't know there was an average hunter. sort of like your average school yard bully.

 

[Y_lifter]

.. Waiting on havoc to post flames like a paddlewheel of dicks on you all..

 

[AAP]

.. Waiting on havoc to post flames like a paddlewheel of dicks on you all..

..propelled by the hot fetid air they call breaths..