Lets all learn a bit about each other

[Lestat]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age:
Where were you born:
Where do you live now:
Favorite food:
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
Did you go to college? Where?
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Kids? How many and how old:
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly?
Favorite part of your day?
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
How many times per week do you workout:
Are you on anti depressants:
Last Movie you saw:
What time do you wake up in the morning:
What time do you go to bed at night:
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
What do you do for a living:
What is your dream vacation destination:
Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
When did you lose your virginity:
Favorite alcoholic drink:
Drug of choice:
What are your current fitness goals:
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:
Do you have any pets? What kind:
What kind of car do you drive:
Favorite dessert:
Good bro or bad bro:

 

[BrothaBill]

you forgot mother's maiden name and social security number

 

[Lestat]

Age: 28
Where were you born: Sacramento, CA
Where do you live now: San Diego, CA
Favorite food: Sushi
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: In a Relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: A friend of mine (twinphish)
Did you go to college? Where? Yes, UCSD undergrad, U of Redlands Grad.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Siamese Dream - Smashing Pumpkins Nevermind - Nirvana Undertow - TOOL Master of puppetts - Metallica Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine
Kids? How many and how old: none yet
Democrat or Republican: moderate liberal
Do you attent religious services regularly? no
Favorite part of your day? when I get off of work
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 7-8"
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): tiger88
How many times per week do you workout: 3 lifting 0-3 cardio
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: Walk the Line - great movie
What time do you wake up in the morning: between 6:30 and 7:30
What time do you go to bed at night: between 11pm and 1am
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): three days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): what time is it now?
What do you do for a living: Computer programmer
What is your dream vacation destination: Whistler
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Whistler
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: back to front but my nuts don't smell
When did you lose your virginity: 16
Favorite alcoholic drink: A good vodka and diet coke
Drug of choice: opiates or weed
What are your current fitness goals: get bigger
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: tuc biscuit - he's MIA anyway
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: finishing college (both times)
Do you have any pets? What kind: no, but I love dogs
What kind of car do you drive: Mitsubishi Eclipse (paid for)
Favorite dessert: Chocolate anything really.
Good bro or bad bro: Good Bro 4 life

 

[Lestat]

you forgot mother's maiden name and social security number

it wasn't meant to dig out sensitive info bro, just learn a little bit about your fellow good bros

 

[BrothaBill]

it wasn't meant to dig out sensitive info bro, just learn a little bit about your fellow good bros

does test and anavar count as an anti-depressant??

 

[Gambino]

Age:28
Where were you born: gaylord nigga
Where do you live now: same
Favorite food: bagina
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: single whore
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: saw it scrawled on a bathroom stall
Did you go to college? Where? Michigan State
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Blackout and Exile on main street
Kids? How many and how old: fuck no
Democrat or Republican: rep
Do you attent religious services regularly? fuck no
Favorite part of your day? evening
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: bigger than my hand
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): bbf
How many times per week do you workout: 4
Are you on anti depressants: fuck no
Last Movie you saw: soprano's season 5
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6am
What time do you go to bed at night: 11pm est
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): august
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning
What do you do for a living: work in the auto biz
What is your dream vacation destination: U.P for snowmobiling
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Argentina
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: front to back
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: heniken
Drug of choice: tweed
What are your current fitness goals: sq 350 bp 330 dl 550
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: stick
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: graduating college
Do you have any pets? What kind:none
What kind of car do you drive: 4*4 ford
Favorite dessert: cognac
Good bro or bad bro: bad to the bone

 

[Lestat]

does test and anavar count as an anti-depressant??

no

 

[Lestat]

killah.. fix your quoting bro

 

[Megalomaniac]

This is way to much info so I'll leave some blank, I don't want you stalking me.

Age:30
Where were you born:Wyoming
Where do you live now:NC
Favorite food:T-bone
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:single
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:google
Did you go to college? Where?Vegas
6 Favorite Albums of all time?Aenima, Up to here, Rage (ST), Dirt, Vulger display of power, Brothers in Arms
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican:no party line
Do you attent religious services regularly?no
Favorite part of your day?7:30, at the gym w/headphones
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:bigger than yours
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):Terminiator
How many times per week do you workout:6
Are you on anti depressants:n
Last Movie you saw:walk the line
What time do you wake up in the morning:4
What time do you go to bed at night:10
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):can't remember
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):recently
What do you do for a living:sf
What is your dream vacation destination:colombia and back on a sail boat
Coolest place you have travelled so far:bulgaria
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:f2b
When did you lose your virginity:saving it for that one EF girl
Favorite alcoholic drink:reserve on the rocks
Drug of choice:cocaine
What are your current fitness goals:300 and ripped at some point
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:anthrax invasion 4d bomb/jk more sarcasm, no one freak out on me, it's just a joke.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:not falling for the wrong girl
Do you have any pets? What kind:n
What kind of car do you drive:wrangler
Favorite dessert:bread pudding at the track
Good bro or bad bro:?

 

[vinylgroover]

Age: 32
Where were you born:Sydney
Where do you live now:Sydney
Favorite food:Home made meatballs/seafood
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: single
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: through my dealer
Did you go to college? Where? yes, Sydney
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Renaissance: Sasha & Digweed
FACT: Carl Cox
Raising Hell: RUN DMC
Global Underground 10: Danny Tenaglia
Dex 'n Fx: Richie Hawtin
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican: swinging voter
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Saturday
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 6.5-7
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Hippedy hop
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants:No
Last Movie you saw: Rocco's anal adventures 10
What time do you wake up in the morning:6.30
What time do you go to bed at night:10.30
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):2 weeks ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):last night
What do you do for a livingroperty Development (Acquisitions and Development Manager)
What is your dream vacation destination: Ibiza, Spain
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Ibiza, Greek Islands, French Riviera
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: along the floor
When did you lose your virginity:18
Favorite alcoholic drink:Bourbon, beer
Drug of choice: Amyl
What are your current fitness goals: consistency
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:str8manwithadickinhisass
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: being healthy
Do you have any pets? What kind:no
What kind of car do you drive: volkswagen bora V6 4MOTION
Favorite dessert: Baklava and galaktobouriko (both greek)
Good bro or bad bro: good

 

[Tytan]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age:
Where were you born:
Where do you live now:
Favorite food:
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
Did you go to college? Where?
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Kids? How many and how old:
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly?
Favorite part of your day?
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
How many times per week do you workout:
Are you on anti depressants:
Last Movie you saw:
What time do you wake up in the morning:
What time do you go to bed at night:
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
What do you do for a living:
What is your dream vacation destination:
Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
When did you lose your virginity:
Favorite alcoholic drink:
Drug of choice:
What are your current fitness goals:
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:
Do you have any pets? What kind:
What kind of car do you drive:
Favorite dessert:
Good bro or bad bro:

What the hell....here goes.


Age: 36.
Where were you born: texas.
Where do you live now: oklahoma.
Favorite food: filet mignon.
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: in a relationship.
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: gym buddy.
Did you go to college? Where? yes, Prairie view...Houston, Tx.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Prince(lady cab driver), micheal jackson(off the wall) Tupac (all) Biggie smalls (notorious b.i.g.) eric b and rakim( check out my melody)
Kids? How many and how old: two, 11 and 10 months.
Democrat or Republican: neither
Do you attent religious services regularly?no
Favorite part of your day? 3pm.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: male so, I won`t brag..
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Kronkette..old school.
How many times per week do you workout: 5-6
Are you on anti depressants:no.
Last Movie you saw:suspect zero
What time do you wake up in the morning:6:45am.
What time do you go to bed at night:between 1 and 2am.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):3 days ago.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): 4 days ago I guess..
What do you do for a living: photograher.
What is your dream vacation destination:tahiti
Coolest place you have travelled so far:new york, hawaii
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:f to b.
When did you lose your virginity:18 y.o.
Favorite alcoholic drink:crown, straight up.
Drug of choice:none.
What are your current fitness goals: get back to 215 lbs and keep my symetry.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:I`m a nice guy, I won`t answer that.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: My children of course, past sports career.
Do you have any pets? What kind:no.
What kind of car do you drive:dodge durango, acura tl.
Favorite dessert: caramel cheesecake.
Good bro or bad bro:depends on the situation, today I`m a good bro......

 

[-SD-]

Age:31
Where were you born:MS
Where do you live now:austin TX
Favorite food:Seafood
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:too long ago to remember
Did you go to college? Where? Tx State Univ
5 Favorite Albums of all time?STP Core, Linkin Park 1st two, Pearl jam Ten, NIN 1st
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican:R
Do you attent religious services regularly?No
Favorite part of your day?depends what day
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:dumbass question
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):massivegunz
How many times per week do you workout:3
Are you on anti depressants:no
Last Movie you saw:jarhead
What time do you wake up in the morning:between 6:30-7:30a
What time do you go to bed at night:between 10:30-midnight
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):last weekend
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):couple days ago
What do you do for a living:student
What is your dream vacation destination:south pacific island
Coolest place you have travelled so far:not worth mentioning
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:dumbass question
When did you lose your virginity:19
Favorite alcoholic drink:crown coke
Drug of choice:weed
What are your current fitness goals:gain a few pounds muscle, drop fat, increase endurance
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:too many
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:going back to school and making honor society
Do you have any pets? What kind:no
What kind of car do you drive:accord
Favorite dessert:german chocolate cake
Good bro or bad bro:?

 

[KillahBee]

Age: 26
Where were you born: Providence, RI nigga what!
Where do you live now: Stamford, CT - home of the white man
Favorite food: Goirgonzola Gnocchi from Cafe Itri or Filet Balsamic from Cassarino's or lobster or Calamari a la Mamma from Marchetti's
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: In a Relationship of sorts
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Don't remember
Did you go to college? Where? Loyola College undergrad, Johnson and Wales grad
5 Favorite Albums of all time? RATM - RATM, Oasis - Whats the story morning glory, Jimi Hendrix - The Blues, Sinatra - ANYTHING, Nas - it was written, Biggie - ready to die
Kids? How many and how old: none that I talk to
Democrat or Republican: I don't label myself
Do you attent religious services regularly? attent? nice spelling tardhole. and fuck no.
Favorite part of your day? gym in the morning
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: measuring your own cock is for 8th graders and insecure dudes who can't fuck worth of dog poo
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Lestat
How many times per week do you workout: right now 3 training, 3 cardio/stretching/core work
Are you on anti depressants: fuck no and never
Last Movie you saw: Life Aqautic
What time do you wake up in the morning: 5am
What time do you go to bed at night: 10ish
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): bout 30 days
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning
What do you do for a living: Sports marketin/sponsorship consulting/event management
What is your dream vacation destination: An isolated beach somewhere
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Titties
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Back to front? holy fuck that's gayer than tiger88
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: brandy manhattan on the rocks
Drug of choice: none anymore. everything back in the day
What are your current fitness goals: repair the extruding disc in my back
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: any of the new batch of tools that post nothing but nonsense, poppycock and questions
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: just getting to where I am - righting the path. everyone had written me off and rightfully so
Do you have any pets? What kind: fuck no
What kind of car do you drive: Nissan Xterra
Favorite dessert: Cheesecake you cockgobbler
Good bro or bad bro: eat cock




fuck yeah! (didn't we do this before by the way?)

 

[Lestat]

fuck yeah! (didn't we do this before by the way?)

i just made this up on the fly. I am sure there have been similar posts..

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Age:26
Where were you born:Kitchener
Where do you live now:Toronto
Favorite food:Pizza
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: single
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:guy i was dating
Did you go to college? Where? yup
5 Favorite Albums of all time?Tragicaly Hip Fully Completely, Dave Mathews and Tim Reynolds Live, Sarah McLauchlan - After Glow, Pearl Jam - Live Album, U2 - Greatest Hits
Kids? How many and how old: no thanks
Democrat or Republican:A fuckin Canadian we don't have that bull shit
Do you attent religious services regularly?nope
Favorite part of your day?any time I am in the gym
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:34 B
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):AAP
How many times per week do you workout:5-6
Are you on anti depressants:no
Last Movie you saw:Zorro 2
What time do you wake up in the morning: 5 am
What time do you go to bed at night:10-11
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):last weekend
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):last night
What do you do for a living:sales
What is your dream vacation destination:Ibeza
Coolest place you have travelled so far:Savanaha
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:front to back you can get a yeast infection the other way
When did you lose your virginity:20
Favorite alcoholic drink:red wine
Drug of choice:E but been almost a year since i touched it
What are your current fitness goals:get to 7% by april 29th
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Brother Bill
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:I have had a few milestone things but I think my best accplishments are still ahead of me.
Do you have any pets? What kind:none
What kind of car do you drive:sunfire
Favorite dessert:carrot cake or ice cream
Good bro or bad bro:FUCKIN STOP IT WITH THAT CRAP

 

[BrothaBill]

Age: 32
Where were you born:Sydney
Where do you live now:Sydney
Favorite food:Home made meatballs/seafood
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: single
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: through my dealer
Did you go to college? Where? yes, Sydney
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Renaissance: Sasha & Digweed
FACT: Carl Cox
Raising Hell: RUN DMC
Global Underground 10: Danny Tenaglia
Dex 'n Fx: Richie Hawtin
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican: swinging voter
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Saturday
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 6.5-7
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Hippedy hop
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants:No
Last Movie you saw: Rocco's anal adventures 10
What time do you wake up in the morning:6.30
What time do you go to bed at night:10.30
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):2 weeks ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):last night
What do you do for a livingroperty Development (Acquisitions and Development Manager)
What is your dream vacation destination: Ibiza, Spain
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Ibiza, Greek Islands, French Riviera
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: along the floor
When did you lose your virginity:18
Favorite alcoholic drink:Bourbon, beer
Drug of choice: Amyl
What are your current fitness goals: consistency
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:str8manwithadickinhisass
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: being healthy
Do you have any pets? What kind:no
What kind of car do you drive: volkswagen bora V6 4MOTION
Favorite dessert: Baklava and galaktobouriko (both greek)
Good bro or bad bro: good

wow, cool, Im moving to Sydney here pretty quick, Ill buy ya a beer

 

[tiger88]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age: early 20s
Where were you born: cape town south africa
Where do you live now: phx, AZ
Favorite food: donuts
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: single (straight@!!!)
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: (search engine)
Did you go to college? Where? tried, Stanford, CSULB, ASU ya um lol
5 Favorite Albums of all time? sponge, candy corn, metallica - ride the ligthing, megadeth - peace sells but who is buying, snoops first cd, offspring - the one with the skull on it
Kids? How many and how old: 0
Democrat or Republican: rebulican
Do you attent religious services regularly? kinda if momma near by
Favorite part of your day? late late late nite earyl mourning
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 6.5
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): AAP
How many times per week do you workout: 4-5
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: indina jones
What time do you wake up in the morning: depends
What time do you go to bed at night: depends
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): 10 days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this AM
What do you do for a living: manager of tanning salon
What is your dream vacation destination: thailand or bike trip to Miami
Coolest place you have travelled so far: egypt
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: i always get shit on my knculesa
When did you lose your virginity: 17
Favorite alcoholic drink: magarita
Drug of choice: pot
What are your current fitness goals: not sure
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: bluepteter
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: not sure
Do you have any pets? What kind: ya puppy named reef (traded for weed)
What kind of car do you drive: 04 acura, yamah r6
Favorite dessert: cookies
Good bro or bad bro: good bro

that was fucking long !!! *wipes sweat off face*

 

[Lestat]

tytan: what sport did you play as a career?

superQT: why on earth did you wait until you were 20 to get some cock??

 

[nycgirl]

Age: 27
Where were you born: Manhattan, NY
Where do you live now: Alexandria, VA
Favorite food: Tapas
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Single/In a something;
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Introduced to the site by my ex-boyfriend
Did you go to college? Where? Yes, Syracuse University (Undergrad); Marymount University (Currently Attending; Grad)
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Ready to Die - Notorious BIG, Carlos Santana Greatest Hits, What's the 411 - Mary J. Blige, Illmatic - Nas, All of Toby Keith's Greatest Hits Albums
Kids? How many and how old: 0
Democrat or Republican: Republican
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Morning
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 36D
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): BrothaBill
How many times per week do you workout: 5 days a week (Lift 3; Cardio 5)
Are you on anti depressants: No
Last Movie you saw: The Lord of the Rings 3 (I hate going to the movies)
What time do you wake up in the morning: 5:00am (wkdays); 7:00 (wkds)
What time do you go to bed at night: Now, 11:30 the latest.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): 11/14/2005
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): 11/27/2005
What do you do for a living: Paralegal
What is your dream vacation destination: Cuba
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Barcelona, Spain
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: wtf??
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: Malibu Rum & Pineapple Juice
Drug of choice: None
What are your current fitness goals: Lose 10lbs and lower BF%
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: All members that joined after the 1st quarter of 2005.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Buying my first home
Do you have any pets? What kind: No.
What kind of car do you drive: I don't drive
Favorite dessert: Strawberry Shortcake w/ lots of whipped cream
Good bro or bad bro: Bad Broette

 

[vinylgroover]

wow, cool, Im moving to Sydney here pretty quick, Ill buy ya a beer

no problem.....where are you living now?

 

[Smurfy]

Age: 35 fuckin Killahbee
Where were you born: Illinois
Where do you live now: Maryland
Favorite food: Cake
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: doing a search on clen
Did you go to college? Where? Illinois State & Governors State
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Metallica S&M
Kids? How many and how old: 1 son, age 7
Democrat or Republican: i dont side with one or the other
Do you attent religious services regularly? nope
Favorite part of your day? coming home from work
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 38 D/DD
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):B Fold the Truth
How many times per week do you workout:not enough/2-4 times
Are you on anti depressants:nope
Last Movie you saw: Chicken Little
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6:15am
What time do you go to bed at night: ~11pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): last night
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): month ago
What do you do for a living: Managed Behavioral Health care
What is your dream vacation destination: Italy
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Vegas
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: front to back
When did you lose your virginity: 16 yrs old
Favorite alcoholic drink: champagne
Drug of choice: caffeine
What are your current fitness goals: i need to fucking lose weight
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: hmmmm.Stiletto. I can't stand that guy.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: motherhood
Do you have any pets? What kind: nope
What kind of car do you drive: Toyota Camry
Favorite dessert: cake
Good bro or bad bro: fuck you and your bros

 

[Lestat]

Good bro or bad bro: fuck you and your bros

 

[Smurfy]

hi!

 

[Mr. dB]

Age:

49

Where were you born:

northeast Arkansas

Where do you live now:

central Arkansas

Favorite food:

pizza

Married/Single/In a Relationship?:

single

How did you hear about Elite Fitness:

don't remember

Did you go to college? Where?

University of Arkansas, two campuses - Fayetteville and Little Rock
BA Anthropology

Columbia University, NY NY, incomplete

5 Favorite Albums of all time?

The Who "Live At Leeds"
Led Zep "Physical Graffitti"
The Beatles "Revolver"
XTC "English Settlement"
The Pixies "Bossanova"

Kids? How many and how old:

none that I know of

Democrat or Republican:

Democrat. Really more of a libertarian, but I hate the GOP more than I hate the Dems.

Do you attent religious services regularly?

no

Favorite part of your day?

getting off work

Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:

I could tell you, but then you wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):

Satanic Goatslayer

How many times per week do you workout:

3

Are you on anti depressants:

no

Last Movie you saw:

at the theater? Star Wars III

What time do you wake up in the morning:

Any time between 8:00 AM and 10:00 AM

What time do you go to bed at night:

Sometime between 1:00 AM and 3:00 AM

When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):

Father's Day, 2003

When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):

Last night

What do you do for a living:

Live sound tech

What is your dream vacation destination:

Beta Reticuli

Coolest place you have travelled so far:

San Francisco

Do you wipe front to back or back to front:

Back to front

When did you lose your virginity:

Fall 1975. I was 19, second year of University

Favorite alcoholic drink:

Gin 'n tonic, Tanqueray

Drug of choice:

testosterone enanthate

What are your current fitness goals:

get bigger/stronger, lose some fat

Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:

Big Rick Rock

What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:

Driving home after splitting two bottles of Jagermeister between three people. I still don't know how I did it.

Do you have any pets? What kind:

One cat, Clyde, the little monster in my avatar picture

What kind of car do you drive:

1991 Honda Civic CRX Si

Favorite dessert:

creme brulee

Good bro or bad bro:

indifferent

 

[*MissFit*]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age:29
Where were you born:Toronto
Where do you live now:Toronto
Favorite food:Ice Cream
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:Friend
Did you go to college? Where? College and University (York and Seneca)
5 Favorite Albums of all time?Britney Spears - hit me Baby one more time
Kids? How many and how old: None, but two care bears who i hold dear
Democrat or Republican: Conservative
Favorite part of your day?Weekday - 5pm home time, weekend.. all day
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Small b
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
How many times per week do you workout:5
Are you on anti depressants:No.. but ridalin
Last Movie you saw: Usal suspect
What time do you wake up in the morning:4:30am
What time do you go to bed at night:midnight
What do you do for a living: Advertising and Corporate Sponsorship
What is your dream vacation destination: I dunno
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Cancun
When did you lose your virginity:16
Favorite alcoholic drink:Vodka shots.. but i don't drink, only 3-4 times a year
Drug of choice:ridalin
What are your current fitness goals::working on legs
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:EIG
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:Being here
Do you have any pets? What kind:none
What kind of car do you drive:Toyota Echo hatch
Favorite dessert:Ice cream
Good bro or bad bro:

As Smurfy said

 

[sublime35]

Age:18
Where were you born: Gulfport, MS
Where do you live now:Gulfport, MS
Favorite food: Lasagna
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Single
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: YAHOO!
Did you go to college? Where? Nope
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Sublime 40oz to freedom, Sublime-Sublime, Led Zepplin - IV, The Offspring- Conspiracy of One, Powerman 5000 - Tonight the Stars Revolt
Kids? How many and how old: 0
Democrat or Republican: not into politics
Do you attent religious services regularly? nope
Favorite part of your day? Waking up and EATING.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Breast Size: I get laughed at enough, i don't need em' about my penis too.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): HumorMe
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants:nope
Last Movie you saw: Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
What time do you wake up in the morning: 8 - 8:30
What time do you go to bed at night: 11- 11:30
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): too imbarrassed to say
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning
What do you do for a living: work at Sam's Club
What is your dream vacation destination: New Zeland
Coolest place you have travelled so far: every where I've been except here in MS.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: FTB
When did you lose your virginity: about a yr. ago; 17
Favorite alcoholic drink: don't drink anymore, but used to drink Vodka
Drug of choice: pot when I did
What are your current fitness goals: Bulk and regain all my muscle I lost and then some
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: don't know
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: graduating high school
Do you have any pets? What kind: nope
What kind of car do you drive: 1991 Honda CRX
Favorite dessert: Apple Pie or Cheesecake
Good bro or bad bro: don't care

 

[BrothaBill]

no problem.....where are you living now?

Portland Oregon USA, but my woman lives in Sydney finishing up becoming a lawyer in two months and she cant practice in the US but I can practice in Australia b/c I work in medicine so it only makes sense.

Prolly in a few months depending on the process of switching licenses and stuff to work in Australia. Its all the same, actually I fall in the category of much needed demand so it shouldnt be too hard according to immigration.

Going to live with my fiancee, basically all I need is my laptop and clothes and Im good to go. Not going to ship stuff over, she has her own place and shipping is mucho expensive, just give it to my parents. Will be an amazing new adventure I think.
Is gear hard to get down there??

 

[Tytan]

tytan: what sport did you play as a career?

superQT: why on earth did you wait until you were 20 to get some cock??

Baseball...Port St. Lucie and New Jersey..

 

[gotmilk]

Age: 33
Where were you born: Virginia while parents were on vacation
Where do you live now: Maine/Colorado
Favorite food: Lobster
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Another juicehead who used to post here.
Did you go to college? Where? Yes..Boston University
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Metallica-Black, WHO-Who's Next, Guns and Roses-Appetite for Destruction, Pink Floyd-The Wall, Ozzy Osbourne-Blizzard of Ozz
Kids? How many and how old: None
Democrat or Republican: Democrat but lately no idea...
Do you attent religious services regularly? Not anymore
Favorite part of your day? Afternoon
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 8...but yanking daily for 9. Early yanking led to growth "spurt" during juicing..hehehe
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Satanic Goatslayer
How many times per week do you workout: Every other day
Are you on anti depressants: No
Last Movie you saw: Watched Bourne Identity this morning on DVD
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6 AM
What time do you go to bed at night: 11 PM
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Yesterday
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Last weekend
What do you do for a living: Own my own company. Investment/ Broker/ Real Estate/ Oil sales.
What is your dream vacation destination: Sir Richard Branson's private island retreat
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Private bay in Hawaii..Papaa Bay
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Right handed..balls to back
When did you lose your virginity: 17..field trip to NYC. I tagged my classmate and her friend who came on the trip too.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Ice101
Drug of choice: Enanthate
What are your current fitness goals: Just as I am.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: MassivGunz
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Starting my own company while giving up a safe, well-paying job.
Do you have any pets? What kind: 2 cats...I rescued from the animal shelter as kittens. Pics in my gallery. Mia and Oliver.
What kind of car do you drive: Corvette C-5 in Summer, Volkswagen Touareg in Winter.
Favorite dessert: Any cake frosting from the container...fuck the main course.
Good bro or bad bro:

BAD BRO

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Too drunk to answer all that bullshit.

 

[Raptorex]

Age: Dirty something
Where were you born: Boston
Where do you live now: Boston
Favorite food: Raw Clams
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: No comment
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: 1998
Did you go to college? UM-Amherst, BA, MS, Ph.D
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Zep 1-5
Kids? How many and how old: Hope not
Democrat or Republican: Independent
Do you attent religious services regularly? Yes
Favorite part of your day? Late night
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Never been DT
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Garza
How many times per week do you workout: 5
Are you on anti depressants: wtf? lol.
Last Movie you saw: The Ice Harvest (2 thumbs down)
What time do you wake up in the morning: 7 am
What time do you go to bed at night: 1 am
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): w/i days
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): w/i weeks
What do you do for a living: Dr. of something
What is your dream vacation destination: Barefoot cruise
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Worked on Mt. Soledad for a year
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: freudian ?
When did you lose your virginity: 13-15?
Favorite alcoholic drink: micro-brew Sam Adams
Drug of choice: Lifting
What are your current fitness goals: 225 @ 8%
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: its a number
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: published books and manuscripts
Do you have any pets? What kind: Kitty
What kind of car do you drive: Honda CRV
Favorite dessert: Pumpkin Pie
Good bro or bad bro: Good bro

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Portland Oregon USA, but my woman lives in Sydney finishing up becoming a lawyer in two months and she cant practice in the US but I can practice in Australia b/c I work in medicine so it only makes sense.

Prolly in a few months depending on the process of switching licenses and stuff to work in Australia. Its all the same, actually I fall in the category of much needed demand so it shouldnt be too hard according to immigration.

Going to live with my fiancee, basically all I need is my laptop and clothes and Im good to go. Not going to ship stuff over, she has her own place and shipping is mucho expensive, just give it to my parents. Will be an amazing new adventure I think.
Is gear hard to get down there??

Heh man get me some good rough opal there and ill send you a finished stone or two.

 

[vinylgroover]

Portland Oregon USA, but my woman lives in Sydney finishing up becoming a lawyer in two months and she cant practice in the US but I can practice in Australia b/c I work in medicine so it only makes sense.

Prolly in a few months depending on the process of switching licenses and stuff to work in Australia. Its all the same, actually I fall in the category of much needed demand so it shouldnt be too hard according to immigration.

Going to live with my fiancee, basically all I need is my laptop and clothes and Im good to go. Not going to ship stuff over, she has her own place and shipping is mucho expensive, just give it to my parents. Will be an amazing new adventure I think.
Is gear hard to get down there??

sydney is the best place on earth IMO......and i've travelled a lot. Did you meet your fiance in the U.S or here in Sydney?

You work in medicine......i'm sure gear is easy for you to get anywhere, lol

 

[BrothaBill]

sydney is the best place on earth IMO......and i've travelled a lot. Did you meet your fiance in the U.S or here in Sydney?

You work in medicine......i'm sure gear is easy for you to get anywhere, lol

Actually here on EF and in the US for a visit formerly known as Yasmina now Bubbles.
I

 

[seizer]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age: 19
Where were you born: Montreal, Canada
Where do you live now: an hour from toronto
Favorite food: Lamb
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Nope
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: I received the url via divine intervention during a masterbation session.
Did you go to college? Where? Queens U last year, Trent U this year.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Illmatic
Kids? How many and how old: One is 2 years old the other is 24
Democrat or Republican: No.
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Whenever I have no worries.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Just under 7.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): ceasar989
How many times per week do you workout: 3-4
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: 3 Hoes.
What time do you wake up in the morning: 8 am
What time do you go to bed at night: 12-1 am
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): long
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): I'm typing with one hand right now
What do you do for a living: Im a student by day and street pharmacist by night.
What is your dream vacation destination: anywhere in BC
Coolest place you have travelled so far: LA
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Front to back, now lean back
When did you lose your virginity: I have to re-lose it, if that makes sense.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Dont drink
Drug of choice: mush or dxm
What are your current fitness goals: To get bigger...alot bigger
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: I dunno
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Staying alive. Andy Gibbs style, bitch.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Just a rooster
What kind of car do you drive: Jeep Rubicon 05
Favorite dessert: Candy cane ice cream
Good bro or bad bro: Pass that shit, broooooooo

That's me.

 

[tiger88]

sydney is the best place on earth IMO......and i've travelled a lot. Did you meet your fiance in the U.S or here in Sydney?

You work in medicine......i'm sure gear is easy for you to get anywhere, lol

if i am ever in deep deep shit i will move there

 

[Raina]

Age: 26
Where were you born: St Paul, MN
Where do you live now: St Paul, MN
Favorite food: St Andres cheese
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: In a relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: searching around for a different way to live
Did you go to college? Where? Cornell College IA
5 Favorite Albums of all time? I couldn't begin to pick
Kids? How many and how old: Fuck that. lol No thanks
Democrat or Republican: Republican. Hardcore. And then some.
Do you attent religious services regularly? Not anymore
Favorite part of your day? MORNING
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Enough
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): AAP
How many times per week do you workout: Right now 7
Are you on anti depressants: I've been on all of them.
Last Movie you saw: I think the Batman Retruns dvd
What time do you wake up in the morning: 430-5am
What time do you go to bed at night: 830-10pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): long ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): ladies don't tell
What do you do for a living: administrative accounting
What is your dream vacation destination: Hard to say but I want to go back to Belize
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Belize
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: The healthy way
When did you lose your virginity: 1999
Favorite alcoholic drink: Sauvignon Blanc
Drug of choice: coke
What are your current fitness goals: Take care of myself. Gain some weight, drop some fat
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: EIG
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: I have no idea. I love that I'm always me, good and bad. My faith
Do you have any pets? What kind: 1 ferret (Sigma) Two dogs (papillons- Gizmo and Bits)
What kind of car do you drive: Blazer
Favorite dessert: My mom's lemon curd cake
Good bro or bad bro: I hate both terms.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

superQT: why on earth did you wait until you were 20 to get some cock??

I was going to wait tell I was married but instead waited for someone special. I wanted the first time to be special and it was. I always figured what is the rush? It was more important to me to focus on school and stuff then boys. Funny thing is still more important to focus my life on things other than a man.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Age: 26
Where were you born: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
Where do you live now: same damn place
Favorite food: barbecued steak/chicken and salad
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: looking for a chick who deserves me...at the Miss World prejudging
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: some guys were bitching about it online, saying there were lots of ugly, loose women here. mofos were right
Did you go to college? Where? B pharmacy, University of South Australia
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Niotis Sfakianakis - To Pempto Bima. Micheal Jackson - Bad. Phil Collins - The Hits. Prince - some greatest hits thingo. Offspring - their first album. (shutup i dont listen to albums)
Kids? How many and how old: ummmm a bunch of 17 year olds, the number changes depending how sexy i feel
Democrat or Republican: Buck Fush
Do you attent religious services regularly? yes i look in the mirror everyday
Favorite part of your day? sunset (when i work out), twilight.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: big enough to leave a mark if it hits you in the face
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): SuperSeashell4u2FriskGirl
How many times per week do you workout: 6 anaerobic, aerobic thrown in on top depending if i want to strip
Are you on anti depressants: when you look this good, its impossible to be depressed
Last Movie you saw: Star Wars episode III revenge of the sith
What time do you wake up in the morning: i wake up about 25 times depending on when i pressed snooze, which do you want, exactly?
What time do you go to bed at night: 2am or so
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): you crazy or what?!? people will figure out who it was
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): i never rub anything out, i use Tippex or White-out
what time is it now?: 12:55pm
What do you do for a living: Pharmacist
What is your dream vacation destination: Poland
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Greek Islands
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: wiping is disgusting. i shower
When did you lose your virginity: at exactly the same moment i had sex for the first time
Favorite alcoholic drink: raspberry vodka in lemonade
Drug of choice: if it werent illegal...morphine is mad stuff but socially, ethanol
What are your current fitness goals: its time to get super beach body fit
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: that fat chick that looks like a man MissForeignFriskgrl80, or something
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: achieving my current state of mind
Do you have any pets? What kind: no. had a dog, he lived in the house. what. a. fucking. nightmare.
What kind of car do you drive: Holden Commodore...and of course its paid for occasionally a Toyota Landcruiser
Favorite dessert: really good chocolate icecream
Good bro or bad bro: depends who you ask
How do you look right now?: good. really good

 

[Lestat]

great info here guys....

misfit, do you wipe back to front or what?

 

[stilleto]

Age: 30s
Where were you born: United States
Where do you live now: United States
Favorite food: sushi
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: yes
Did you go to college? Where? Yes
Do you attent religious services regularly? never
Favorite part of your day? bedtime
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Huge
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): can't name just one.
How many times per week do you workout: four
Are you on anti depressants: never
What time do you wake up in the morning:either 4:45am or 6:30am
What time do you go to bed at night: 11pm
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): In about 5 minutes
When did you lose your virginity: very very young
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: coldblue
Good bro or bad bro:[/QUOTE] Good

 

[HumorMe]

Age: 30s
Where were you born: United States
Where do you live now: United States
Favorite food: sushi
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: yes
Did you go to college? Where? Yes
Do you attent religious services regularly? never
Favorite part of your day? bedtime
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Huge
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): can't name just one.
How many times per week do you workout: four
Are you on anti depressants: never
What time do you wake up in the morning:either 4:45am or 6:30am
What time do you go to bed at night: 11pm
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): In about 5 minutes
When did you lose your virginity: very very young
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: coldblue
Good bro or bad bro:[/QUOTE] Good

 

[witzy2323]

Age:27
Where were you bornA
Where do you live nowA
Favorite food:Steak
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:Buddy from the gym
Did you go to college? Where? Yes/Pitt
5 Favorite Albums of all time?1)Beastie Boys/Ill Communication 2)Chili Peppers-Californication 3) Radio Head-OK Computer 4)Notorious B.I.G.- Ready to Die 5)Cold Play-Rush of Blood to the Head
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican:G.O.P.
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Night
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:7 3/4" when ready for action
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): to new
How many times per week do you workout:6
Are you on anti depressants:No
Last Movie you saw:Garden State
What time do you wake up in the morning: 5:30am
What time do you go to bed at night:12am or whenever the ambien hits
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):Saturday
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):Today
What do you do for a living:Banking
What is your dream vacation destination:Any Beach
Coolest place you have travelled so far:Jamacia
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:front to back
When did you lose your virginityarents couch
Favorite alcoholic drink:Amestel Light
Drug of choice:Test
What are your current fitness goals:Lower body fat, lbm
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:to new
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:Buying my home
Do you have any pets? What kindog- shi tzu
What kind of car do you drive: Audi
Favorite dessert: Another steak
Good bro or bad bro:not sure what this is?? but Good most of the time

 

[Lestat]

witzy, how long have you been married?

 

[jnuts]

Age: 38
Where were you born: Providence, RI - but grew up in Northern MI
Where do you live now: Lousyanna
Favorite food: Carbs
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Hell if I remember
Did you go to college? Where? USAFA and a couple of masters
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Led Zepplin... pick any 5
Kids? How many and how old:Two - 5 & 8
Democrat or Republican: Middle of the road
Do you attent religious services regularly? Yes
Favorite part of your day? Night
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): AAP
How many times per week do you workout: 3-4
Are you on anti depressants: Nope
Last Movie you saw: The Island
What time do you wake up in the morning: 0430....to 0530 or so
What time do you go to bed at night: Midnight... or 8pm... depends If I'm tired
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Last weekend
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Soon, if I don't have sex with the Mrs.
What do you do for a living: Thinking of ways to blow shit up without getting shot down
What is your dream vacation destination: Vail ski trip
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Scotland
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: Miller Lite (I'm a cheap date these days)
Drug of choice: Vitamin C
What are your current fitness goals: Rehab
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: George Spellwin and his f-ing spam emails.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Dropping a load of weapons on some fucks that deserved to die.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Dog and Cat
What kind of car do you drive: Ford Explorer

 

[witzy2323]

witzy, how long have you been married?

Fairly new

 

[witzy2323]

witzy, how long have you been married?

Think you know me, or just being nice and acting interested? LOL

 

[pitbullstl]

Age: 31
Where were you born: St. Louis
Where do you live now: St. Louis / Higland Beach FL
Favorite food: Fliet De La Ramone (sounds gay, taste great)
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Married to the most awesome woman in the world
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Don't remember
Did you go to college? Where? Undergrad-KU Grad-Washington University (St. Louis)
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Van Halen 1984 - Guns And Roses Appetite - George Strait Greatest Hits - blah, blah, blah....too many others.
Kids? How many and how old: 2 girls with a third on the way.....
Democrat or Republican: Don't discuss politics.
Do you attent religious services regularly? A few times a year
Favorite part of your day? Waking up.....
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: I got me some big ol' boobies
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): 2Thick
How many times per week do you workout: Mon-Fri
Are you on anti depressants: nada
Last Movie you saw: Walk The Line.........FanFuckingTastic Movie
What time do you wake up in the morning: 7-7:30
What time do you go to bed at night: When I get tired
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): This morning
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Soon
What do you do for a living: I own several businesses and I am an investor in several others
What is your dream vacation destination: Aywhere were I can spend some quality time with my girls.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Seychelles Islands and or Ibiza
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Shower...no monkeybutt for this dude.
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: Patron Silver and a Corona
Drug of choice: Was GHB when I was a younger lad.....I wouldn't touch any of that shit these days...too much to lose.
What are your current fitness goals: Staying sub 12%
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: I don't get into this place enough to let people bother me.....it's the INTERNET
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: My girls
Do you have any pets? What kind: Yes dogs, and a crazy ass cat.
What kind of car do you drive: Differs from day to day, but my daily driver is usually a Ford GT40C
Favorite dessert: Baked goods........mmmmmmm.....pie.
Good bro or bad bro:

This good bro/bad bro shit is pretty queer.

 

[feisty11975]

Age:30
Where were you born: New Iberia, Louisiana
Where do you live now: New Iberia, Louisiana
Favorite food: Crawfish Etoufee
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: In a Relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Frisky
Kids? How many and how old: 3 (2-boys 11 yrs & almost 7 yrs and 1 girl 2 1/2 yrs)
Democrat or Republican: Independent
Do you attent religious services regularly? Yes
Favorite part of your day? Evenings
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Not big enough
Are you on anti depressants: Not anymore
Last Movie you saw: Spanglish (last night)
What time do you wake up in the morning: usually late
What time do you go to bed at night: always late
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): last week
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): dont need to do that
What do you do for a living: Mortgage Broker
What is your dream vacation destination: Cruise to Jamaica
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Haven't traveled
When did you lose your virginity: almost 16
Favorite alcoholic drink: Frozen Margarita w/ salt
Drug of choice: "X" (gave it up)
What are your current fitness goals: fitness comp mid year 2006
Do you have any pets? What kind: no but I love dogs
Favorite dessert: Triple Chocolate Fudge Cake w/ Chocolate Frosting
Good bro or bad bro: Good Broette

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i wonder what everyone thinks about the good bro/bad bro stuff

hmmmmmmm

 

[coldblue1955]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age:
Where were you born:
Where do you live now:
Favorite food:
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
Did you go to college? Where?
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Kids? How many and how old:
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly?
Favorite part of your day?
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
How many times per week do you workout:
Are you on anti depressants:
Last Movie you saw:
What time do you wake up in the morning:
What time do you go to bed at night:
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
What do you do for a living:
What is your dream vacation destination:
Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
When did you lose your virginity:
Favorite alcoholic drink:
Drug of choice:
What are your current fitness goals:
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:
Do you have any pets? What kind:
What kind of car do you drive:
Favorite dessert:
Good bro or bad bro:

age 34 born on earth 1955, a parallel earth that is.

 

[jnevin]

Age:30
Where were you bornA
Where do you live now:UT
Favorite food:Could be anything at the right time.
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:just surfing..
Did you go to college? Where? Yup/ Villanova
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Wu: 36 Chambers; Tool: Undertow; Rolling Stones: Sticky Fingers; Pharcyde: Bizarre Ride; Some damn mix tape I lost when I was a freshman.
Kids? How many and how old:nope
Democrat or Republican:yup
Do you attent religious services regularly? nope
Favorite part of your day? Walking out of my office.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: I have an ample mosom.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Bilestew
How many times per week do you workout: Up to 5 now.
Are you on anti depressants: nope
Last Movie you saw: Star Wars III
What time do you wake up in the morning: 7:00
What time do you go to bed at night: When I'm tired
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): today
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): This morning
What do you do for a living: Loan Officer
What is your dream vacation destination: Cayman Islands
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Cayman Islands
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: yes
When did you lose your virginity: 15
Favorite alcoholic drink: None anymore, but gin and tonics were nice.
Drug of choice: Blow back in the day.
What are your current fitness goals: to be fit, not just look it.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: jnevin's a douchebag
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: I'm beginning to learn patience.
Do you have any pets? What kind: My dog, Hannibal, the love of my life.
What kind of car do you drive: Subaru STi
Favorite dessert: pie
Good bro or bad bro: I just barfed in my mouth...

 

[75th]

Age: 26.
Where were you born: Los Angeles, CA.
Where do you live now: Los Angeles, CA.
Favorite food: Ruth Chris' Filet Mignon.
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Who knows.
Did you go to college? Where? Yes. A good school.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? I prefer individual songs.
Kids? How many and how old: Not yet. Gimme 2 years.
Democrat or Republican: Libertarian (Common Sense).
Do you attent religious services regularly? No. Never.
Favorite part of your day? Night.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Massive Gunz.
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: Nope
Last Movie you saw: Syriana
What time do you wake up in the morning: 8:00.
What time do you go to bed at night: Midnight.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Maybe 2 weeks.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): The other day.
What do you do for a living: I raise money for independant films and am also a Financial Advisor.
What is your dream vacation destination: Glaciers of Alaska.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Ireland.
When did you lose your virginity: 20.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Red Bull / Vodka.
Drug of choice: None, but if I had to choose it would definately be marijuana.
What are your current fitness goals: Stay in shape.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: They're just words on a screen.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Becoming a US Army Ranger, fighting in two different countries, and surviving a suicide bombing.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Two dogs.
What kind of car do you drive: Just broke down and bought a 330i.

 

[Lestat]

wow 75th, I didn't realize you were a ranger. impressive.

 

[75th]

wow 75th, I didn't realize you were a ranger. impressive.

75th = 2nd Battalion 75th Ranger Regiment.

 

[UA_Iron]

Age: 21
Where were you born: San Diego, CA
Where do you live now: Tucson
Favorite food: Mexican, Mexican when drunk, Mexican when sober...
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Sorry Ladies, I am taken
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Just kinda stumbled across it
Did you go to college? Where? Currently Attend ....guess!
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Sodom - M16, Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss, Death - Symbolic, Carcass - Necroticism; Descanting the Insalubrious, Danzig - Danzig I.
Kids? How many and how old: I keep my shit bagged
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly? Nope, never have been
Favorite part of your day? Masturbation time
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Within at least one standard deviation of the average
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Discrimination is unnecessary
How many times per week do you workout: 5 days
Are you on anti depressants: Pills! and no
Last Movie you saw: Saw II
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6:45, 7:45
What time do you go to bed at night: too fucken late lately.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Sunday, 3 times in 5 hours
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning, considering it again.
What do you do for a living: Student
What is your dream vacation destination: Eastern Europe, Australia...
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Mexico, everything is a bargain a way from owning.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: wtf? I wipe the right way
When did you lose your virginity: 18, new years, she orgasmed 2 twice before I went.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Dos Equis Amber
Drug of choice: Amphetamines, including their respective neutral sulfate salts
What are your current fitness goals: 220lbs, 8%.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: JerseyArts gone, thats all that matters.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Influence on others, mostly positive.
Do you have any pets? What kind: I just keep girls around for company.
What kind of car do you drive: Corolla nigga
Favorite dessert: Some super rich chocolate cake or something
Good bro or bad bro: My allegiance is to the darkside.

 

[mermaid]

Age:36
Where were you born:Southampton, England
Where do you live now:Gold Coast, Australia
Favorite food:Pancakes
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:Married for the second time
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:Internet search
Did you go to college? Where? Studies while I worked, took me 10 years
5 Favorite Albums of all time?Prefer single tracks and too many to mention
Kids? How many and how old:No and never
Democrat or Republican:Politics is bullshit - they're all as bad as eachother
Do you attent religious services regularly?No, I have my own religion
Favorite part of your day?Dusk
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:DDs
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):Too new to know yet
How many times per week do you workout:0-5 times
Are you on anti depressants:During some periods in my life, yes
Last Movie you saw:Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
What time do you wake up in the morning:5.30am
What time do you go to bed at night:9.30pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):Four days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):Some things a girl's just got to keep to herself
What do you do for a living:Commercial Manager
What is your dream vacation destination:Sunrise at Mt Kilimanjaro, Tanzania
Coolest place you have travelled so far:Too many to mention, the world is a really cool place
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:Excuse me?
When did you lose your virginity:17
Favorite alcoholic drink:Top shelf vodka martini
Drug of choice:Not anymore
What are your current fitness goals:Lose the DDs
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:Too new to know yet, though that Pritty Kitty was somethin' else
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:I'm still breathing
Do you have any pets? What kind:Not now, though I really miss my fish - the ex got custody
What kind of car do you drive:Volkswagon
Favorite dessert:Chocolate mousse
Good bro or bad bro:Depends

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Age:30
Where were you born: New York City
Where do you live now: Have residences in NYC, Jax, Palm Beach, wherever I feel like resting my head. Today, Shanghai.
Favorite food: Wings and beer.
Married/Single/In a Relationship? Single.
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Web search.
Did you go to college? Where? Yes.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Rancid, Misfits, WuTang, Iron Maiden Eminem. All of them.
Kids? How many and how old: no
Democrat or Republican: Rep
Do you attent religious services regularly? Nope
Favorite part of your day? every part is my favorite.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: A little above average.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Wootool. Ok, actually goatslayer.
How many times per week do you workout: 10.
Are you on anti depressants: no.
Last Movie you saw: Jarhead.
What time do you wake up in the morning: depends. whenever.
What time do you go to bed at night: depends. whenever.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): few weeks.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): few minutes.
What do you do for a living: Emperor in Training. I talk to people, they give me money, I still don't know what I do.
What is your dream vacation destination: Having nothing to do, anywhere.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Shanghai. It's like nothing I've ever seen.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: front toback.
When did you lose your virginity: 16.
Favorite alcoholic drink: What do you got?
Drug of choice: clean these days.
What are your current fitness goals: maintain.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: i love them all.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: finishing ranger training was the toughest, but taking care of my family means more.
Do you have any pets? What kind: no. i have 120 employees though.
What kind of car do you drive: fleet of Lexuses and a morgan.
Favorite dessert: creme brulee.
Good bro or bad bro:

 

[WODIN]

Age: Dirty Old Bastard
Where were you born: in a hospital
Where do you live now: amish hell
Favorite food: yes
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: M
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Midget Porn.
Did you go to college? Where? Y, college you idiot.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? ehhh
Kids? How many and how old: 2
Democrat or Republican: D
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? Sleep
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Have no idea.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Special_Bill
How many times per week do you workout: 5 or 6
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: War of the Worlds
What time do you wake up in the morning: 4:00
What time do you go to bed at night: 9:00 to 10:00
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Friday.
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): This Morning
What do you do for a living: Computer stuff
What is your dream vacation destination: Amsterdam.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Grand Cayman
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Side down, side down.
When did you lose your virginity: 13
Favorite alcoholic drink: Don't drink
Drug of choice: Marijauna!
What are your current fitness goals: Sleeping in.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Karma whores.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Making it past 30.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Cats, two, white.
What kind of car do you drive: One with wheels.
Favorite dessert: Vanilla Ice Cream w/ pecan pie.
Good bro or bad bro:[/QUOTE] No bro.

 

[coldblue1955]

i'm now living in my mom's home. Favorite food. beef and rice!

 

[exotic_island_girl]

Age: 23
Where were you born: Hawaii
Where do you live now: Austin,Tx
Favorite food: Shrimp Scampi
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: By my Husband
Did you go to college? Where? Yes , USD
5 Favorite Albums of all time? what albums..cd albums, video?
Kids? How many and how old:NONE
Democrat or Republican: I could careless about politics
Do you attent religious services regularly? No, but I belive in God and Jesus Christ.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Errrrrrrr?
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: No
Last Movie you saw: Mr and Miss Smith
What time do you wake up in the morning: sometimes 11 am , sometimes earlier than 11
What time do you go to bed at night: I am a late night sleeper ..around 1 am or 2
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): I am married what do you think...lol
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Not my style..I preferred the real one....It doesn't do anything for me.
What do you do for a living: Unemployed for now..but I have a degree on Pharmacy.
What is your dream vacation destination: Japan
Coolest place you have travelled so far:Uhmmmmm....
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: what the shell? EWWWWWW Sicko!
When did you lose your virginity:19 and it was my husband
Favorite alcoholic drink: buttery nipple
Drug of choice:NoNe, I dont do drugs
What are your current fitness goals:to tone my abs and buttocks
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Honeslty I dont know anyone out here so the answer will be All but yet Of course I would be dissapointed for some of the people out here if they left.
Do you have any pets? What kind: Yes a shit tzu
What kind of car do you drive: Mustang 05
Favorite dessert: Cheese Cake

 

[*MissFit*]

One would wonder why u come to a place where you don't like anyone..

Age: 23
Where were you born: Hawaii
Where do you live now: Austin,Tx
Favorite food: Shrimp Scampi
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: By my Husband
Did you go to college? Where? Yes , USD
5 Favorite Albums of all time? what albums..cd albums, video?
Kids? How many and how old:NONE
Democrat or Republican: I could careless about politics
Do you attent religious services regularly? No, but I belive in God and Jesus Christ.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Errrrrrrr?
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: No
Last Movie you saw: Mr and Miss Smith
What time do you wake up in the morning: sometimes 11 am , sometimes earlier than 11
What time do you go to bed at night: I am a late night sleeper ..around 1 am or 2When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): I am married what do you think...lol
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Not my style..I preferred the real one....It doesn't do anything for me.What do you do for a living: Unemployed for now..but I have a degree on Pharmacy.
What is your dream vacation destination: Japan
Coolest place you have travelled so far:Uhmmmmm....
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: what the shell? EWWWWWW Sicko!When did you lose your virginity:19 and it was my husband
Favorite alcoholic drink: buttery nipple
Drug of choice:NoNe, I dont do drugs
What are your current fitness goals:to tone my abs and buttocks
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Honeslty I dont know anyone out here so the answer will be All but yet Of course I would be sad for some of the people if they left.Do you have any pets? What kind: Yes a shit tzu
What kind of car do you drive: Mustang 05
Favorite dessert: Cheese Cake

 

[exotic_island_girl]

One would wonder why u come to a place where you don't like anyone..

I had never said I dont like anyone out here. I said I dont know anyone out here. Big Difference.


Go ahead manipulate my words. Whatever tickle your fancy.

 

[pdaddy]

Age:
26

Where were you born:
Los Angeles

Where do you live now:
Toledo, Ohio

Favorite food:
Sushi

Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
newly single and loving it

How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
browsing the web

Did you go to college? Where?
Currently in a private Catholic college

5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Cat steven's greatest Hits, any Tool album, first and second rage against the machine albums, postal service, Hall and Oates greatest hits, any Creedance album, any Van Morrison album, too many to mention....

Kids? How many and how old:
Expecting my little princess in 2 weeks and super excited

Democrat or Republican:
I don't like to catorgorize myself

Do you attent religious services regularly?
No

Favorite part of your day?
Evening

Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
ummmmm, never measuered, let's just say I've never had any complaints.

Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
Me, I'm always rereading my posts laughing

How many times per week do you workout:
Five, when schedule permits

Are you on anti depressants:
Nope

Last Movie you saw:
Office Space

What time do you wake up in the morning:
On average around 7

What time do you go to bed at night:
Around eleven

When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
About a month ago. (downfall of bing single)

When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
I don't do that, Jesus says we shouldn't

What do you do for a living:
Work in an assisted living facility while going through nursing school.

What is your dream vacation destination:
Backpack Europe

Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Playa Del Carmen and Cancun every year

Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
I take shower's after every BM.

When did you lose your virginity:
13yrs old, I had no clue what the fuck I was doing.

Favorite alcoholic drink:
Mojita, vodka/tang. and tonic

Drug of choice:
Xanax

What are your current fitness goals:
Maintain my high level of sexiness.

Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
I love everyone.

What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: The handful of lives I've been able to save.

Do you have any pets? What kind:
Two dogs, a west highland terrior and a golden retriever.

What kind of car do you drive:
Accord

Favorite dessert:
This pretzel jello dessert my mom makes

Good bro or bad bro:
Def. good bro here

 

[covergrl80]

Age:25
Where were you born: Easton MD
Where do you live now: DE
Favorite food:I love all food
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:In a relationship with wondeful man
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:The wonderful man
Did you go to college? Where? NO
5 Favorite Albums of all time? pass
Kids? How many and how old:1 Little Girl/7
Democrat or Republican: Rep
Do you attent religious services regularly? Every sunday
Favorite part of your day? Dinner time
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:34 C
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):Me Duh!!
How many times per week do you workout: being a mom You have to work out 24/7
Are you on anti depressants: No
Last Movie you saw: As good as it gets
What time do you wake up in the morning:6:00-6:30
What time do you go to bed at night:10:00-11:00
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): With someone else besides my B/F?
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): I don't have to worry about that! I have a man that is very good to me
What do you do for a living: Work for VW
What is your dream vacation destination: A nice Island or Italy to see where my family came from
Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:All women should wipe from front to back!
When did you lose your virginity:15 1/2. The half help cause that was way to young
Favorite alcoholic drink:Lindemans Framboise Raspberry Lambic Beer
Drug of choice:NONE!! drugs are bad
What are your current fitness goals: stay healthy!!
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:he know who he is!
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: being the best Mom I can be everyday!
Do you have any pets? What kind:Yes! dog/ Rat terrior and a fish named Nemiser
What kind of car do you drive:Toyota
Favorite dessert:Bicepts101 with nothing on!
Good bro or bad bro:?

 

[Y_lifter]

Age: 43
Where were you born: Oakland Ca
Where do you live now: East Central Fla
Favorite food: Cheesy things
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Married 17 yrs
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Searching 4 workout forums
Did you go to college? Where? Y, Various places on the 7 yr Bachelor degree program, officially UCF
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Side1 of RUSH 2112, Albums 2-5 ?
Kids? How many and how old: 1, 14
Democrat or Republican: R
Do you attent religious services regularly? Yes
Favorite part of your day? Walking out of work on a Friday
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: I've never compared it, you fag
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): HappyScrappy and his alters
How many times per week do you workout: 3 or more if possible
Are you on anti depressants: No other than beer and Tao
Last Movie you saw: In a Theater?, I don't remember. Next to last Star Wars maybe
What time do you wake up in the morning: M/W 0700 T/T/F 0500 S/S 0800 or there about.
What time do you go to bed at night: 22:00 or 2300 later on the WE
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Sat
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Wen
What do you do for a living: Program Manage I.T
What is your dream vacation destination: Alaska
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Belize
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Front- Back from the front.
When did you lose your virginity: 19
Favorite alcoholic drink: Quality Amber Bock Beer
Drug of choice: ................... ^
What are your current fitness goals: Stay in a 36 waist/not having a heart attack
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Attention whores.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Giving my wife a beautiful baby girl
Do you have any pets? What kind: 3 Chihuahuas, Fish, Bearded Dragon Lizard
What kind of car do you drive: Nissan Frontier PU
Favorite dessert: Any Flan, Custard, Pudding or Creme brule sorts of things. OMG.. I had a Rasberry Lemon Creme Bru on a Cruise this year that nearly brought me to tears is was so friggin good. I had 2
Good bro or bad bro: See question ^ regarding people leaving EF

 

[tiger88]

Age: 21
Where were you born: San Diego, CA
Where do you live now: Tucson
Favorite food: Mexican, Mexican when drunk, Mexican when sober...
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Sorry Ladies, I am taken
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Just kinda stumbled across it
Did you go to college? Where? Currently Attend ....guess!
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Sodom - M16, Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss, Death - Symbolic, Carcass - Necroticism; Descanting the Insalubrious, Danzig - Danzig I.
Kids? How many and how old: I keep my shit bagged
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly? Nope, never have been
Favorite part of your day? Masturbation time
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Within at least one standard deviation of the average
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Discrimination is unnecessary
How many times per week do you workout: 5 days
Are you on anti depressants: Pills! and no
Last Movie you saw: Saw II
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6:45, 7:45
What time do you go to bed at night: too fucken late lately.
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Sunday, 3 times in 5 hours
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning, considering it again.
What do you do for a living: Student
What is your dream vacation destination: Eastern Europe, Australia...
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Mexico, everything is a bargain a way from owning.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: wtf? I wipe the right way
When did you lose your virginity: 18, new years, she orgasmed 2 twice before I went.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Dos Equis Amber
Drug of choice: Amphetamines, including their respective neutral sulfate salts
What are your current fitness goals: 220lbs, 8%.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: JerseyArts gone, thats all that matters.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Influence on others, mostly positive.
Do you have any pets? What kind: I just keep girls around for company.
What kind of car do you drive: Corolla nigga
Favorite dessert: Some super rich chocolate cake or something
Good bro or bad bro: My allegiance is to the darkside.

gives great head@!

 

[Subzeero]

Age: 21
Where were you born: Kabul, Afghanistan
Where do you live now: Toronto, Canada
Favorite food: anything chicken.
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Single
H0ow did you hear about Elite Fitness: I was doing research on Anabolic steriods.
Did you go to college? Where? yes still am, U of T ofcourse, 2nd year.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Oh jee, lots of three doors down stuff, rising force by malmsteen, a lot of classical.
Kids? How many and how old: None, i am not that stupid.
Democrat or Republican: If american, i would have been a democrate.
Do you attent religious services regularly? No.
Favorite part of your day? Night.
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: hmmm... even though i like to brag about it, this time i will stay discreet.
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): I think his name was madawg, and Radar.
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: hell no!
Last Movie you saw: hmm...... i really don't remember, its been a long time.
What time do you wake up in the morning: 8 am
What time do you go to bed at night: 2 am
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): Last week
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): Last friday
What do you do for a living: Security guard... lol. Partime.
What is your dream vacation destination: Mongolia and then tibet.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Japan.
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: uh?
When did you lose your virginity: 9 years old, i think, the chick was in her late teens.
Favorite alcoholic drink: Screwdriver, it works well on me.
Drug of choice: Don't ever use drugs.
What are your current fitness goals: 180 lbs with 8% Bf
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: Too many.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: I am alive.
Do you have any pets? What kind: No pets.
What kind of car do you drive: Don't own a car. Am a passionate driver. Will probably own a motorcycle in the future.
Favorite dessert: Chocolate cake.
Good bro or bad bro:Good bro.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

HMMMMMM..........


Age:
36

Where were you born:
Vallejo Ca.

Where do you live now:
North County San Diego, total shithole.

Favorite food:
Ribeye steak

Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
Married (third time LOL)

How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
Dont rememeber.

Did you go to college? Where?
Yes, San Diego.. Community College, then State college .. molecular biology, biochem

5 Favorite Albums of all time?
err... Disturbed, Tool, Sarah Mclaughlin, fuck.. I dont really have favorites

Kids? How many and how old:
2 of my own.. 8 and 16 4 stepkids.. 8, 15 16 and 21
... so six total

Democrat or Republican: DIE HARD libertarian.

Do you attent religious services regularly?
no fucking way.. I HATE organized religion of any kind

Favorite part of your day?
evening

Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
very average

Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
75th.. hengst and Matt a close second

How many times per week do you workout:
5

Are you on anti depressants:
no

Last Movie you saw:
Stealth (kind of dumb, kids rented it)

What time do you wake up in the morning:
weekdays 5:30.. weekend 7-9

What time do you go to bed at night:
10-11

When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
yesterday

When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
today

What do you do for a living:
Computer nerd

What is your dream vacation destination:
Prob New Zealand or Austrailia

Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Mountain Rice paddies in South Korea at dawn on patrol with a Sniper Platoon... could never explain the feeling with words.

Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
HUH WTF?????

When did you lose your virginity:
I think I was 15 or 16 and stoned out of my mind

Favorite alcoholic drink:
Oggies beer.

Drug of choice: TEST ENANTHATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are your current fitness goals: 18" arms (only have a qaurter inch to go!), 31" waist, 500lbs deadlift and 315 lbs incline press.. very close to all those now.

Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
Cant say.. as much as I dislike Gjohnson politics and racial attitudes.. I wouldnt want to see him gone.

What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:
Errrr.. surviving organic chemistry... owning part of a Golds Gym by the time I was 28.. being a father.. surviving the idiots in the USMC without getting into trouble.. surviving my ex-wife without killing myself (Im very serious about that)

Do you have any pets? What kind:
LOL boxer and Satan Cat

What kind of car do you drive:
Mitsubishi Montero

Favorite dessert:
UGh.. vanilla ice cream with hot apple pie

Good bro or bad bro: HUH?.. err Id let others decide that.

 

[Lestat]

Milo: I went to high school in Vacaville. I was in the same sports conference as the Vallejo schools.. Vallejo High and Hogan!


EIG: You went to USD? That's pretty cool.

Its very interesting learning about all of you.. its sorta like a mass interview.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I still have some relatives up there.. From what I hear that place is REALLY bad now.. horrid crime.

 

[Lestat]

I still have some relatives up there.. From what I hear that place is REALLY bad now.. horrid crime.

always has been from what i understand.

they do produce a few professional athletes per year though!

 

[seizer]

Milo: I went to high school in Vacaville. I was in the same sports conference as the Vallejo schools.. Vallejo High and Hogan!


EIG: You went to USD? That's pretty cool.

Its very interesting learning about all of you.. its sorta like a mass interview.

That would be a good name for a porno.

 

[Lady Viking]

Age: 30
Where were you born: Finland
Where do you live now: Finland
Favorite food: pizza
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: in a relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: i found a link from a Finnish fitness site
Did you go to college? Where? we don´t have similar school system here than US, but i went to school which you can compare to college
5 Favorite Albums of all time? metallica - black album, pink - missundaztood, king diamond - conspiracy, the ramones - loco live, guns n´ roses - use your illusions II
Kids? How many and how old: one, 1 year 7 months
Democrat or Republican: -
Do you attent religious services regularly? no
Favorite part of your day? evening/night
[/Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: big enough
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): spatts
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: the haunting (from vcr)
What time do you wake up in the morning: between 7 and 9
What time do you go to bed at night: around midnight
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): umm, week ago i guess
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): yesterday
What do you do for a living: drive
What is your dream vacation destination: carribean islands
Coolest place you have travelled so far: stockholm
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: front to back
When did you lose your virginity: when i was 14
Favorite alcoholic drink: vodka drrinks
Drug of choice: no thanks
What are your current fitness goals: maintain
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: -
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: my son
Do you have any pets? What kind: nope
What kind of car do you drive: opel wagon
Favorite dessert: cheescake
Good broette or bad broette: i´m both

 

[swole]

xxxxxxx

 

[stilleto]

Age: 30
Where were you born: Finland
Where do you live now: Finland

Are you finnished?

 

[Maverick]

Age: 28
Where were you born: Sacramento, CA
Where do you live now: San Diego, CA
Favorite food: Sushi
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: whipped into submission by my women
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: A friend of mine (twinphish)
Did you go to college? Where? Yes, UCSD undergrad, U of Redlands Grad.
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Siamese Dream - Smashing Pumpkins Nevermind - Nirvana Undertow - TOOL Master of puppetts - Metallica Rage Against the Machine - Rage Against the Machine
Kids? How many and how old: don't worry, she will change that
Democrat or Republican: moderate liberal
Do you attent religious services regularly? no
Favorite part of your day? when i bow down to my women and serve her every need
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 2 inches erect
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): tiger88
How many times per week do you workout: 3 lifting 0-3 cardio
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: Walk the Line - any bitch flick that my women takes me to
What time do you wake up in the morning: whenever my women says
What time do you go to bed at night: see above answer
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): see above answers
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): constantly
What do you do for a living: listen to my women
What is your dream vacation destination: Whistler
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Whistler
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: my GF wipes it for me
When did you lose your virginity: 16
Favorite alcoholic drink: A good vodka and diet coke
Drug of choice: opiates or weed
What are your current fitness goals: get bigger
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: tuc biscuit - he's MIA anyway
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: knowing that I am Mr Softee
Do you have any pets? What kind: no, but I love dogs
What kind of car do you drive: Mitsubishi Eclipse (paid for)
Favorite dessert: Chocolate anything really.
Good bro or bad bro: Bad Bro

my edited version

 

[stilleto]

[
Democrat or Republican: I could careless about politics

couldn't
you couldn't care less.
if you COULD care less, then it means you care to some degree.

just giving you a little english lesson.

 

[Lestat]

up for GS

 

[-SD-]

couldn't
you couldn't care less.
if you COULD care less, then it means you care to some degree.

just giving you a little english lesson.

The phrase "could care less" has been used so often in America that its meaning actually has come to mean "does not care" when you hear it from someone. So she is right in the cultural sense, wrong in your grammatical sense.

 

[Mr. dB]

The phrase "could care less" has been used so often in America that its meaning actually has come to mean "does not care" when you hear it from someone. So she is right in the cultural sense, wrong in your grammatical sense.

Oh, so people have been getting it wrong for so long that it's right now?

 

[stilleto]

The phrase "could care less" has been used so often in America that its meaning actually has come to mean "does not care" when you hear it from someone. So she is right in the cultural sense, wrong in your grammatical sense.

no, thats not what its come to mean.
everyone understands what she MEANT, but its still wrong.

 

[Delinquent]

Age: 26
Where were you born: Orlando
Where do you live now:Sanford but soon could be Deland. Both are distant suburbs of Orlando
Favorite food: Steak
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Married
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:Found it back in 2001 when looking for info on Clen
Did you go to college? Where? Currently enrolled at Keiser College to become a Radiology Technician
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Anything by Metallica. Don't have a favorite as I stopped buying cd's a long time ago
Kids? How many and how old: no kids
Democrat or Republican: Libertarian
Do you attent religious services regularly? No
Favorite part of your day? When I get off work
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: average
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Satanic Goatslayer
How many times per week do you workout: 3-5
Are you on anti depressants: No. Used to be on zoloft & wellbutrin but ditched them because they really didn't do much
Last Movie you saw: Star Wars/Charlie & the Chocolate factory (rented both at same time)
What time do you wake up in the morning: Monday, Tuesday, & Thursday, I wake up at 5:30 to go to the gym before school. Any other day, I wake up whenever I wake up.
What time do you go to bed at night: never before 11pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): couple days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): few days ago
What do you do for a living: Working part time as a manager at a retail store in the mall while going to school
What is your dream vacation destination: Africa
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Costa Rica
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: Back to front
When did you lose your virginity: 16
Favorite alcoholic drink: SoCo & coke
Drug of choice: currently pot or painkillers. Used to be acid in my younger years
What are your current fitness goals: To lose 50lbs of flab
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: I wouldn't miss anyone
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Going back to school
Do you have any pets? What kind: 3 dogs, 2 cats, 2 fish, and a turtle
What kind of car do you drive: 1993 Feature Mustang (in avatar)
Favorite dessert: Pumpkin pie
Good bro or bad bro: neither

 

[The Shadow]

Age: 35
Where were you born: Georgia
Where do you live now: Hilton Head Island Sc
Favorite food: Medium rare filet
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: In
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Had some gear tested
Did you go to college? Where? UGA - Bs Chemistry
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Eagles Greatest Hits, Slow Hand, Rumors, Steve Miller Band's Greatest Hits, Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack
Kids? How many and how old: 0
Democrat or Republican: moderately conservative
Do you attent religious services regularly? no
Favorite part of your day? morning coffee
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: top 5%
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): BO$
How many times per week do you workout: none atthe moment
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: North Country
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6am
What time do you go to bed at night: 11 pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): 2 days
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): cant remember
What do you do for a living: Salesman
What is your dream vacation destination: Tahiti
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Xel-Ha, Mexico
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: either
When did you lose your virginity: 19
Favorite alcoholic drink:
Drug of choice: Vodka and cranberry
What are your current fitness goals: get back into the gym
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: too many to list
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: to have made it to 35
Do you have any pets? What kind: no
What kind of car do you drive: Acura
Favorite dessert: Tiramisu
Good bro or bad bro:[/QUOTE] good

 

[Lestat]

great thread everyone

 

[-SD-]

no, thats not what its come to mean.
everyone understands what she MEANT, but its still wrong.

Thats what I said, everyone knows, but its bad english.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Age: 31
Where were you born: Louisiana
Where do you live now: Louisiana
Favorite food: Any Seafood/ red meat
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: S
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Searching for pl'ing info
Did you go to college? Where? yes
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Staind, madonna, Ozzy, (ok thats artist i know )
Kids? How many and how old: 2 son 11 daughter 8
Democrat or Republican: neither
Do you attent religious services regularly? Yes
Favorite part of your day? 5:00
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: my penis is 9" flacid My breast are a whopping........ wait i don't have any
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): MS
How many times per week do you workout: 5
Are you on anti depressants: no
Last Movie you saw: The Passion
What time do you wake up in the morning: 6:15-6:30
What time do you go to bed at night: after 12:00 usually
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): this morning
What do you do for a living: Design and model oilfield equipment and draw residential house plans.
What is your dream vacation destination: Virgin Islands
Coolest place you have travelled so far: none
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: I have a bidet
When did you lose your virginity: 18
Favorite alcoholic drink: Captain and Diet coke/wine
Drug of choice: chocolate LOL
What are your current fitness goals: Diet down again to sub 9% without losing so much muscle.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: gone already
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: The fact that I do things I was told I couldn't do over and over in my life. I have many accomplishments. being a good mom
Do you have any pets? What kind: Yes, Pomeranian, Guinea pig, Gerbil, fish and frog.
What kind of car do you drive: Nissan Atima 04
Favorite dessert: Flan/ Burbon Peaches/ Cheesecake
Good bro or bad bro: broette bitch

 

[-SD-]

Oh, so people have been getting it wrong for so long that it's right now?

Right in the sense that when someone says it you instantly know what is meant without having to decipher the meaning of the words. Wrong in the sense that its just bad english. Its just how it is.

 

[stilleto]

Right in the sense that when someone says it you instantly know what is meant without having to decipher the meaning of the words. Wrong in the sense that its just bad english. Its just how it is.

well, i know what "I ain't never seen that before" means, but its still wrong.

 

[-SD-]

well, i know what "I ain't never seen that before" means, but its still wrong.

Glad to know you are edumacated. Please notify the rest of the country that speaks like shit and maybe we can have words and phrases make the same grammatical as well as practical sense.

 

[stilleto]

Glad to know you are edumacated. Please notify the rest of the country that speaks like shit and maybe we can have words and phrases make the same grammatical as well as practical sense.

i'm tryin'.

 

[Miss24k]

Age: 28
Where were you born: Montreal, QC
Where do you live now: Montreal,QC
Favorite food: Italian or West Indian
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:In a serious relationship
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Don't remember
Did you go to college? Where? Yup
5 Favorite Albums of all time? Biggie Ready to Die, LL Bigger and Deffer, Snoop Dogg DoggyStyle, Alicia Keyes The diary of Alicia Keyes, Jodeci Diary of a mad band.
Kids? How many and how old: I have none
Democrat or Republican: I'm canadian baby, none of that here!
Do you attent religious services regularly? nope, you do not need to go to church to believe!
Favorite part of your day? 5:15pm Gym Time
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: 36 in between C and D
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): I like reading NYCgirl's posts
How many times per week do you workout: 5
Are you on anti depressants:nope
Last Movie you saw: don't remember but I'm going to see Jarhead today.
What time do you wake up in the morning:7:50
What time do you go to bed at night:between 10:30 and 11:30
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): a few days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): lol
What do you do for a living: accountant
What is your dream vacation destination: a beauitful quiet island where I can just relax on the beach all day.
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Cuba
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: front to back and I hope all the ladies answer the same way!
When did you lose your virginity:a few weeks before my 19th birthday.
Favorite alcoholic drink: don't drink
Drug of choice: none
What are your current fitness goals:to win my next show, or at least place top 5, cutting phase is just beginning slowly.
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: I'm not going to mention any names but there are a few that are annoying as hell.
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: I had to drop out of college so I could work and move out of my mom's house to save my sanity, a few years later I went back to school at night and worked full-time in the day, I graduated with great grades. So I would say that's my greatest accomplishment, and I did it all on my own.
Do you have any pets? What kind: yes 1 cat and his name is Harvey (my little man lol )
What kind of car do you drive: I live and work downtown so there's no need for me to own a car.
Favorite dessert: strawberry cheesecake, or chocolate brownie cake.
Good bro or bad bro: You're too much lol

 

[karachi183]

you forgot mother's maiden name and social security number

LOL

 

[gjohnson5]

Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
Cant say.. as much as I dislike Gjohnson politics and racial attitudes.. I wouldnt want to see him gone.

I'm a lefty, But not to left. Moderate in some cases. Could you explain to me what "racial attitude" I have that you dislike?

 

[gjohnson5]

I'm a lefty, But not to left. Moderate in some cases. Could you explain to me what "racial attitude" I have that you dislike?

Age: 32
Where were you born: Savannah , GA
Where do you live now: Atlanta, GA
Favorite food: Cajun Shrimp Fetuccini Alfredo
Married/Single/In a Relationship?: Single
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: Google
Did you go to college? Where? Centenary College of Louisiana, University of New Orleans Please help rebuild UNO
5 Favorite Albums of all time? I'd have to think hard about that one
Kids? How many and how old: 0
Democrat or Republican: Democrat
Do you attent religious services regularly? NO
Favorite part of your day? Leaving Work
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size: Never measured as it always gets the job done
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE): Division
How many times per week do you workout: 3
Are you on anti depressants: absolutely not
Last Movie you saw: Star wars III
What time do you wake up in the morning: 7:00am
What time do you go to bed at night: 11 - midnight
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else): 2 days ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself): few weeks ago
What do you do for a living: Computer and Music Geek
What is your dream vacation destination: St Thomas
Coolest place you have travelled so far: Miami
Do you wipe front to back or back to front: LOL , WTF?
When did you lose your virginity: 12
Favorite alcoholic drink: Bud Ice
Drug of choice: Don't have one
What are your current fitness goals: when I start it back up 275lb @ 12%
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today: MightyMouse69, Maverick
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far: Being voted the most athletic in your college while being voted "the mostly likely to be driven home after a night out" , lol
Do you have any pets? What kind: none
What kind of car do you drive: Impala SS
Favorite dessert: I don't eat desserts
Good bro or bad bro: Bad Bro

 

[Spartacus]

ge:43
Where were you born:state college,PA
Where do you live now:alabama
Favorite food:beer
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:s
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:too long ago
Did you go to college? Where?birmingham-southern
5 Favorite Albums of all time?the lamb lies down on broadway
joy division's "closer" and "unknown pleasures"
pink floyd "the wall"
led zep "presence"
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican:r
Do you attent religious services regularly?n
Favorite part of your day?wtf?
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:get the fuck outta here
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):massiv gunz
How many times per week do you workout:1.5
Are you on anti depressants:sometimes
Last Movie you saw:get rich or die tryin'
What time do you wake up in the morning:8ish
What time do you go to bed at night:variable
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):months ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):last night
What do you do for a living:mortician
What is your dream vacation destination:amsterdam and/or volgograd aka stalingrad
Coolest place you have travelled so far:LA
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:back
When did you lose your virginity:17
Favorite alcoholic drink:beer
Drug of choice:alcohol
What are your current fitness goals:32 inch waist
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:courtney BCAA
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:being alive at 43
Do you have any pets? What kind:2 cats
What kind of car do you drive:'98 supra turbo,bronco and jeep wrangler
Favorite dessert:beer
Good bro or bad bro:?

 

[Lestat]

thanks for sharing everyone

 

[spongebob]

lets skip the formalities. i like anal sex like its no body's business. ive been known to smoke a pole a time or two. usually for money though so its all good. when i drink to excess, someones getting thier salad tossed.

 

[theoak01]

Age:21
Where were you born:Milton,On,canada
Where do you live now:Brantford,On,Canada
Favorite food:Chicken
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:Single and lonely as a mutha fucka
How did you hear about Elite Fitness: member on another board
Did you go to college? Where? Brantford,ON
5 Favorite Albums of all time?Boston greatest hits,U2 -joshua tree,garth brooks-picket fences,thats all I really know
Kids? How many and how old:0
Democrat or Republican:neither
Do you attent religious services regularly?no
Favorite part of your day?bed
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:7.25
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):Biteme
How many times per week do you workout:was 4-5,now none due to work
Are you on anti depressants:no
Last Movie you sawoom
What time do you wake up in the morning:for work 4am
What time do you go to bed at night:10pm
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):2 weeks ago
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):2 minutes ago,j/k this morning
What do you do for a livingersonal security/private investigation
What is your dream vacation destination:Ireland
Coolest place you have travelled so far:quebec,fuck off its the only place ive been
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:i dunno I just wipe
When did you lose your virginity:16
Favorite alcoholic drink:JAGER
Drug of choice:weed
What are your current fitness goals:just to get time to lift
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:getting into my career
Do you have any pets? What kind:cat
What kind of car do you drive:92 acclaim,soon to be better car once I save up
Favorite dessert:choc mouse
Good bro or bad bro:Good bro 4 life nugga

 

[coldblue1955]

So I see these things passed around the internets all the time, but they usually suck, I'm gonna make one up on the fly right now and if you all participate we'll all learn a BUNCH about each other and it will be a grand time for everyone.

Here is the blank one you can reply to and fill in your answers, I'll reply with my answers next:

Age:
Where were you born:
Where do you live now:
Favorite food:
Married/Single/In a Relationship?:
How did you hear about Elite Fitness:
Did you go to college? Where?
5 Favorite Albums of all time?
Kids? How many and how old:
Democrat or Republican:
Do you attent religious services regularly?
Favorite part of your day?
Men: Penis size/Women:Breast Size:
Favorite all time poster on Elite (just name ONE):
How many times per week do you workout:
Are you on anti depressants:
Last Movie you saw:
What time do you wake up in the morning:
What time do you go to bed at night:
When was the last time you had sex (with someone else):
When was the last time you rubbed one out (by yourself):
What do you do for a living:
What is your dream vacation destination:
Coolest place you have travelled so far:
Do you wipe front to back or back to front:
When did you lose your virginity:
Favorite alcoholic drink:
Drug of choice:
What are your current fitness goals:
Name one person on Elite that you wouldn't miss if they left today:
What do you consider your greatest accomplishment in life so far:
Do you have any pets? What kind:
What kind of car do you drive:
Favorite dessert:
Good bro or bad bro:

i'm single but looking hard! Found elite by accident!