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This interview took place via e-mail over the past couple of weeks. Ive been out nosing around a lot lately and I thought I would poke my nose into KillaBees business while I was at it.
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Lestank: Tell me a little bit about yourself...just a few basics. What do you do for a living, etc.?
KillahBee:26yo, 5 feet 11 1/8 inches tall, Italian American, fucking stacked like the international house of pancakes. I work for a sports & entertainment sponsorship consulting agency. I work more on the event marketing side. I've penetrated a lot of vaginas with my penis.
Lestank: What is your long-range objective? Where do you want to be 10 or 15 years from now?
KillahBee: I just wanna dance!
Lestank: When the urge to drop a deuce comes along, do you look around for good reading material, or do you just settle for whatever is written on the back of the toothpaste tube, mouthwash bottle etc.?
KillahBee: Funny story about that - I look for good reading material.
Lestank: When it comes to toilet paper, do you crumple or fold?
KillahBee: I find crumpling to be a better defense against poo-hand syndrome.
Lestank: Have you ever had a conflict with a boss or professor? How was it resolved?
KillahBee: I went to private, Catholic school most of my life (great decision with that one, Mom and Dad). Needless to say, loud smartasses were not tolerated well in this type of environment. I remember in like 5th grade I had a teacher who was a real jagoff - Mr. Arundale. It was the last day of the school year, so we had to turn in our books and get em inspected to make sure we didn't draw peni in them or anything. Well, Mr. A found a note in my buddy Joey's book from me. The note including this gem: "Mr. A is a jerkoff". He didn't like that much and spent the rest of the day attempting to confront me and probably kick me out of school. Well, somehow I avoided him all day. I would literally hide behind my desk or the fattest girl in my homeroom (Stephanie DeFusco) when he came in the room to look for me. I did this like 10 times. I knew if I made it to that 3pm bell, I was saved cause the year was over. At the end of the day I snuck out the back door and sprinted to my mother's car across the street. I have no idea how I escaped that whole situation.
What else - I was suspended for a match and the state tournament (tennis - :sawastea: ) cause I ALLEDGEDLY called a nun a "bitch". Fuckers had no proof but it didn't matter. In college I was thrown off campus and banned from campus for 3 years. Somehow I got thru it all and am now an upstanding citizen.
Lestank: How many beers have your drank in the past without passing out?
KillahBee: Not a beer guy. I used to drink a bottle of Jack every night we went out in college. I would just walk around parties with the bottle hanging from my mouth, drinking it straight. Then I would have somewhere around 10-15 jack and gingers at the bar. then come home and ingest God knows what at late night parties. It was insanity. I used to drive every night too (real smart). I actually hit a person and didn't know it until the passenger told me that I just hit a person. I hardly ever drink now and when I do a few beers do me in.
Lestank: What are some amusing blunders you have had in the past?
KillahBee: This question is very gay. I'm not answering it. You're gay. Who the frig are you anyway? I mean, Lestat is gay, but you may be even gayered. I think Lestat enjoys testicles in his mouth. That's my guess, at least. Maybe not full on mouthal penetration with another man's penis, but I can see him thoroughly enjoying a nice sac placed on his forehead.
Lestank: LMAO! But no one could be gayerd than Lestat. Lets move on shall we?
Lestank: Have you ever sniffed some hotties panties at a laundry mat while no one was looking?
KillahBee: When I was in 7th grade my family moved to a different area in the same city. We ended up across the street from a greek family I grew up with. The son was a few years younger than me but a very close friend. His sister was a few years older than me and FUCKING HOT. Real sleezy and sexually "open". She is the reason I am the way I am now. I spent a lot of time at that house, mostly cause of her. She would tease me all the time cause she knew I wanted that tang. I was like 13/14 yo, which meant my penis would get hard if the wind blew the right way. Anyway, I must have ganked at least a dozen pairs of her thongs during that period of my life. Sniffing, licking, wearing, humping - these were daily rituals I had with her undies. She touched my penis once too. Jesus, she really is the reason I am the way I am with girls now. I bet she would chug my shmegma if I saw her now.
Lestank: Have you ever banged said hottie after she cought you sniffing her panties?
KillahBee: You spelled "caught" wrong, tardface. Please see my answer above. I never did bang her. I think I could have though. Too bad I didn't discover coke til a few years later. Damnit.
Lestank: If a stranger approached you on the street, and asked if you could spare some change, how would you react?
KillahBee: Depends on various factors. If my mood is right, and I had some change, then I might toss a few nickels in that person's hat. Unless they were black. I don't carry change on me though.
Lestank: What city or Country would you like to visit the most?
KillahBee: I would like to visit Italy. I'm the only member of my family who hasn't been there. I would really like to see the small towns though - crew the touristy crap. My family and most families in the city I grew up in has their roots in a little town called Itri. I'd like to go there, find myself a nice little Appolonia (does anyone get that reference....) and spread my seed. Make wine all day, eat a lot of food, and enjoy the country side.
Lestank: Where is the strangest place you ever taken a leak?
KillahBee: In a chick's closet probably. In college, a lot of the off campus housing was in one neighborhood with condos. So we all lived together, basically. It was mostly seniors and juniors, but a group of sophomore chicks made the mistake of living in one of the homes. So we basically tortured them for a year. One late night me and my buddy (all effed up on God knows what) walked into their house to see what was up (i.e. feed them blow for sexual favors). They were all passed out upstairs, so we decided to mess with the house. Long story short - my buddy took a huge dump on the rug in the middle of their living room and I urinated all over their closet. Chicks dig that.
Lestank: What supermodel would you like to rail until she walked funny for 3 days?
KillahBee: I'm not really into supermodels. too skinny and their profession has nothing to do with bukkake. let's change this to porn stars, you lame homo. it's tough to pick just one, but I would have to go with Brittany Skye. OMFG, is she smokin or what? She is nice and thick, big fat fake boobages, fully shaved, nice booty, and a face that screams, "Give me an 8 ball and I'll let you backdoor me with a Louisville Slugger"
Lestank: @ the 8 ball/Slugger comment. If you had to live your life over again, what would you change?
KillahBee: I would be a little less insane as a child. I put my parents thru a lot if shit and I never want to make my Mother cry as many times as I did. but it's a part of me, and now the same characteristics that got me in trouble as a kid are getting me ahead in my current career. so, a big fuck you to all the power-abusing priests, nuns and assheads that did everything they could to hold a good kid down.
Lestank: What’s your greatest strength?
KillahBee: Tricep kickbacks. Tee hee, I made a joke. I think I have a few, but they are ever evolving. I'm a strong mother fucker, mentally. I know some people think it's an act, which is a legit assumption. But when it comes down to it, I'm just on top of my game when it comes down to it. I think I was so fucked up mentally for so long and so close to hitting rock bottom that one day I just made a 180 and haven't looked back since. As I said in the previous answer, my humor, wit and sarcasm have become an unbelievable strength for me. I have seriously gotten further in my career with clients and colleagues because of this than my hard work. And I'm a very rational and logical person. It's not always the best when interacting with the general population, but you learn to make it work as you go along. Also, I fuck like a rockstar.
Lestank: What’s your greatest weakness?
KillahBee: Keeping my emotions in check. I am very emotional (not irrational, but emotional as in strong-willed & "passionate") and it has been a strength and a weakness. My father is the typical Italian father, which means I grew up in a household with a lot of anger and the physical actions resulting from that anger. I used to be the same person until I worked on it and I think I have gotten control of it pretty well. Now I just need to work on not getting angry/pissed/whatever in other situations, especially with work. I have a great quote in my office: "Power's crucial foundation is the ability to master your emotions. An emotional response to a situation is the single greatest barrier to power, a mistake that will cost you a lot more than any temporary satisfaction you might gain by expressing your feelings. Emotions cloud reason, and if you cannot see the situation clearly, you cannot respond with any degree of control". I get hard when I read that quote.
Another thing I am working on is my view on and approach to social interaction. I have begun to study different aspects of social dynamics and am floored by how wrong my approach has been. As many of the collective EF schmucks know, I come off as jaded and angry. I'm not, I'm a funny smiling charming mofo. But I look at the world around me and get pissed at how WHATEVER it is. But shit man, what's the point of that? It's not a good use of time or energy. Instead, I could be out there pwning people and situations (not in a negative way, by the way). And with relationships - well, I have always looked at it as a power situation. I had to win. I got off on the idea that I could leave a girl in shambles when the relationship ended. I enjoyed toying with their minds and eventually breaking them down and putting myself in a position of power. But I am learning that there is a whole different and better way I can approach things. It's pretty fascinating. Involves a lot of psychology and sociological studies.
Lestank: Very interesting views and good points made right there.
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Lestank: How about some questions regarding Elite Fitness?
Lestank: How did you first find EF?
KillahBee: I have no clue. It definitely wasn't for AAS. Probably wanted to know how to increase muscle and decrease fat and might have been wondering how many sit ups I should do to get ROCKHARDABS4U2LICK.
Lestank:What member(s) crack you up the most? Current or former?
KillahBee: SublimeZM Is maybe my favorite poster right now. The kid is 15 yo, has never seen a vagina, and lives with his Mom but still is more witty and sarcastic thn any of the jaded 45yo's we have on EF. he is under appreciated for sure. Jnevin is a funny fuck too, especially cause he is so angry about being bald and not good looking. Awitty used to be funny, but he throws in some serious ISH every now and then, probably because he is a closet homosexual. Chaosmage, FZ and Jerktits were all very funny in their own ways. Chaos Mage probably was my favorite poster. He would kill himself now if he had to try to entertain the retards posting now. Swole is my Nugga and seems to be the only one of the few that "get it". BileStew is always spot on too. He hasn't posted much lately, but when he does, watch out...he's got skillz.
Lestank:What Iron Angel would you most like to see banned?
KillahBee: Jesus, just one? Really tough to say. Not even sure who is in IA, but probably the overweight chicks. They should change their name to the Double Chins. I wouldn’t mind seeing Frisky take a nice long break from EF..or life. Feisty is about as useless as tits on a nun, so she is pointless as well.
Lestank: If QT, The Short One, and SoKlueles lezzed out, and you were present, would you:
a. Take a video and post a link to it on EF
b. Ask to join in
c. Demand to join in
d. Find the remote and see if there was anything good on TV
e. Need medical treatment for Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
KillahBee: Holy shit dude, let me wipe the projectile vomit off my keyboard....that’s a tough call. If I walked in and saw QT and ShorOne sword fighting while SoKlu deep-throated a Twinkie, I might just cut my wrists right there and then. I think I’d videotape it for a while and act all interested. Then I’d post it on EF. Then I’d have a nice healthy week-long cry in the fetal position in my bathtub while trying to scrape my eyeballs out with a plastic cafeteria spork.
Lestank: LMAO..Do you think that Wootoom is really str8?
KillahBee: Have you seen the dudes fuggin stache??!!!! He makes Liberace look like a John Wayne for Chris’s sake.
Lestank: What member(s) have had the greatest influence on your weight training?
KillahBee: Tough to say. Polishhammer was a huge help when I first joined and then tore my RC. Lord Suston was a big help and inspiration when I started getting interested in strongman training (got to see him compete a while ago and was just floored). I have had a lot of injuries in my short time training (extruding disc for the last year) and I have to say that that Scotsman, Miss24K and CanadianCutie were/are a huge source of inspiration for me. (same with Illuminati and also PBR, who was a great help when I first hurt my back). It's amazing how just a few encouraging words on my training journal can help me get pumped up. All the guys and gals on the Training Forum are great, so I won’t name them individually.
Lestank: What were a few of your favorite pwnage threads of all time on EF?
KillahBee: Shoot, I don’t pay much attention to those. Most ownage threads are like having sex with your sister – a whole lot of stuff going on but not much exitement. AAP'S pwnage of that douche bag in the AAS Forum who was blatantly lying about who he was, was cool. Any Fonz pwnage is tit. Kak’s pwnage of Raina was kinda funny, especially cause he outted his own self – pwnage during it.
Lestank: Have you ever "got the job done" while viewing a female members profile?
KillahBee: Only once and that also included e-sex via PM’s. I have knocked it around a few times to e-sex PM’s and twice on the phone with EF ladies. J
Lestank: Who do you think is the noseyest member in C&C?
KillahBee: Nice spelling, corky. LESTAT BY FAR. I'm pretty sure he is a 65 yo Jewish broad, but not 100% positive.
Lestank: I couldn’t agree with you more, but I plan on giving him a run for his money.
Lestank: Do you think a guy like me would have a shot at MuscleMom?
KillahBee: No. but Don't feel bad, I wouldn't either. MM and I had a convo once about her sexual tendencies/likes/dislikes where I mentioned that I will not sleep with a girl unless she worshiped my cum. She didn't seem to be into that so much. I like her though....in the anus.
Lestank: In closing, can you give us a few words about modern day EF compared to old school EF?
KillahBee: Ah, it is what it is. The two main differences between when I joined and now:
- When I joined there were different types of people and different types of info/knowledge on the Training Board (Spatts, Suston, PH, ETC)
- When I joined, witty humor, outrageous and intelligent story-telling, demented thoughts and real pwnage were the norm. Chaos Mage, SG, IhateOsama, MarthaStewert, Ucaster, Strangebrew, more of Tiger88. Those were the good times.
- Oh snap, I forgot the K. Man, K was a whole other thing back then. We used to have some sick K threads, a tight group of K whore-ers, mega hits, etc.
But it is what it is. We have new people that most here seem to be enjoying. Myself, I have always been much more into the old type of posts/humor, but I still like the peeps here now and enjoy myself. I just wish some of the no-balls EF males would wake up and stop handing out really sad e-attention to these girls so they would just shut the fuck up and get back to sweeping or cooking.
Lestank: Thanks for sharing with myself and the rest of the board. It has been a honor to interview you. Please feel free to pm me with any dirt you may have on other members.
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********Start Interview********
Lestank: Tell me a little bit about yourself...just a few basics. What do you do for a living, etc.?
KillahBee:26yo, 5 feet 11 1/8 inches tall, Italian American, fucking stacked like the international house of pancakes. I work for a sports & entertainment sponsorship consulting agency. I work more on the event marketing side. I've penetrated a lot of vaginas with my penis.
Lestank: What is your long-range objective? Where do you want to be 10 or 15 years from now?
KillahBee: I just wanna dance!
Lestank: When the urge to drop a deuce comes along, do you look around for good reading material, or do you just settle for whatever is written on the back of the toothpaste tube, mouthwash bottle etc.?
KillahBee: Funny story about that - I look for good reading material.
Lestank: When it comes to toilet paper, do you crumple or fold?
KillahBee: I find crumpling to be a better defense against poo-hand syndrome.
Lestank: Have you ever had a conflict with a boss or professor? How was it resolved?
KillahBee: I went to private, Catholic school most of my life (great decision with that one, Mom and Dad). Needless to say, loud smartasses were not tolerated well in this type of environment. I remember in like 5th grade I had a teacher who was a real jagoff - Mr. Arundale. It was the last day of the school year, so we had to turn in our books and get em inspected to make sure we didn't draw peni in them or anything. Well, Mr. A found a note in my buddy Joey's book from me. The note including this gem: "Mr. A is a jerkoff". He didn't like that much and spent the rest of the day attempting to confront me and probably kick me out of school. Well, somehow I avoided him all day. I would literally hide behind my desk or the fattest girl in my homeroom (Stephanie DeFusco) when he came in the room to look for me. I did this like 10 times. I knew if I made it to that 3pm bell, I was saved cause the year was over. At the end of the day I snuck out the back door and sprinted to my mother's car across the street. I have no idea how I escaped that whole situation.
What else - I was suspended for a match and the state tournament (tennis - :sawastea: ) cause I ALLEDGEDLY called a nun a "bitch". Fuckers had no proof but it didn't matter. In college I was thrown off campus and banned from campus for 3 years. Somehow I got thru it all and am now an upstanding citizen.
Lestank: How many beers have your drank in the past without passing out?
KillahBee: Not a beer guy. I used to drink a bottle of Jack every night we went out in college. I would just walk around parties with the bottle hanging from my mouth, drinking it straight. Then I would have somewhere around 10-15 jack and gingers at the bar. then come home and ingest God knows what at late night parties. It was insanity. I used to drive every night too (real smart). I actually hit a person and didn't know it until the passenger told me that I just hit a person. I hardly ever drink now and when I do a few beers do me in.
Lestank: What are some amusing blunders you have had in the past?
KillahBee: This question is very gay. I'm not answering it. You're gay. Who the frig are you anyway? I mean, Lestat is gay, but you may be even gayered. I think Lestat enjoys testicles in his mouth. That's my guess, at least. Maybe not full on mouthal penetration with another man's penis, but I can see him thoroughly enjoying a nice sac placed on his forehead.
Lestank: LMAO! But no one could be gayerd than Lestat. Lets move on shall we?
Lestank: Have you ever sniffed some hotties panties at a laundry mat while no one was looking?
KillahBee: When I was in 7th grade my family moved to a different area in the same city. We ended up across the street from a greek family I grew up with. The son was a few years younger than me but a very close friend. His sister was a few years older than me and FUCKING HOT. Real sleezy and sexually "open". She is the reason I am the way I am now. I spent a lot of time at that house, mostly cause of her. She would tease me all the time cause she knew I wanted that tang. I was like 13/14 yo, which meant my penis would get hard if the wind blew the right way. Anyway, I must have ganked at least a dozen pairs of her thongs during that period of my life. Sniffing, licking, wearing, humping - these were daily rituals I had with her undies. She touched my penis once too. Jesus, she really is the reason I am the way I am with girls now. I bet she would chug my shmegma if I saw her now.
Lestank: Have you ever banged said hottie after she cought you sniffing her panties?
KillahBee: You spelled "caught" wrong, tardface. Please see my answer above. I never did bang her. I think I could have though. Too bad I didn't discover coke til a few years later. Damnit.
Lestank: If a stranger approached you on the street, and asked if you could spare some change, how would you react?
KillahBee: Depends on various factors. If my mood is right, and I had some change, then I might toss a few nickels in that person's hat. Unless they were black. I don't carry change on me though.
Lestank: What city or Country would you like to visit the most?
KillahBee: I would like to visit Italy. I'm the only member of my family who hasn't been there. I would really like to see the small towns though - crew the touristy crap. My family and most families in the city I grew up in has their roots in a little town called Itri. I'd like to go there, find myself a nice little Appolonia (does anyone get that reference....) and spread my seed. Make wine all day, eat a lot of food, and enjoy the country side.
Lestank: Where is the strangest place you ever taken a leak?
KillahBee: In a chick's closet probably. In college, a lot of the off campus housing was in one neighborhood with condos. So we all lived together, basically. It was mostly seniors and juniors, but a group of sophomore chicks made the mistake of living in one of the homes. So we basically tortured them for a year. One late night me and my buddy (all effed up on God knows what) walked into their house to see what was up (i.e. feed them blow for sexual favors). They were all passed out upstairs, so we decided to mess with the house. Long story short - my buddy took a huge dump on the rug in the middle of their living room and I urinated all over their closet. Chicks dig that.
Lestank: What supermodel would you like to rail until she walked funny for 3 days?
KillahBee: I'm not really into supermodels. too skinny and their profession has nothing to do with bukkake. let's change this to porn stars, you lame homo. it's tough to pick just one, but I would have to go with Brittany Skye. OMFG, is she smokin or what? She is nice and thick, big fat fake boobages, fully shaved, nice booty, and a face that screams, "Give me an 8 ball and I'll let you backdoor me with a Louisville Slugger"
Lestank: @ the 8 ball/Slugger comment. If you had to live your life over again, what would you change?
KillahBee: I would be a little less insane as a child. I put my parents thru a lot if shit and I never want to make my Mother cry as many times as I did. but it's a part of me, and now the same characteristics that got me in trouble as a kid are getting me ahead in my current career. so, a big fuck you to all the power-abusing priests, nuns and assheads that did everything they could to hold a good kid down.
Lestank: What’s your greatest strength?
KillahBee: Tricep kickbacks. Tee hee, I made a joke. I think I have a few, but they are ever evolving. I'm a strong mother fucker, mentally. I know some people think it's an act, which is a legit assumption. But when it comes down to it, I'm just on top of my game when it comes down to it. I think I was so fucked up mentally for so long and so close to hitting rock bottom that one day I just made a 180 and haven't looked back since. As I said in the previous answer, my humor, wit and sarcasm have become an unbelievable strength for me. I have seriously gotten further in my career with clients and colleagues because of this than my hard work. And I'm a very rational and logical person. It's not always the best when interacting with the general population, but you learn to make it work as you go along. Also, I fuck like a rockstar.
Lestank: What’s your greatest weakness?
KillahBee: Keeping my emotions in check. I am very emotional (not irrational, but emotional as in strong-willed & "passionate") and it has been a strength and a weakness. My father is the typical Italian father, which means I grew up in a household with a lot of anger and the physical actions resulting from that anger. I used to be the same person until I worked on it and I think I have gotten control of it pretty well. Now I just need to work on not getting angry/pissed/whatever in other situations, especially with work. I have a great quote in my office: "Power's crucial foundation is the ability to master your emotions. An emotional response to a situation is the single greatest barrier to power, a mistake that will cost you a lot more than any temporary satisfaction you might gain by expressing your feelings. Emotions cloud reason, and if you cannot see the situation clearly, you cannot respond with any degree of control". I get hard when I read that quote.
Another thing I am working on is my view on and approach to social interaction. I have begun to study different aspects of social dynamics and am floored by how wrong my approach has been. As many of the collective EF schmucks know, I come off as jaded and angry. I'm not, I'm a funny smiling charming mofo. But I look at the world around me and get pissed at how WHATEVER it is. But shit man, what's the point of that? It's not a good use of time or energy. Instead, I could be out there pwning people and situations (not in a negative way, by the way). And with relationships - well, I have always looked at it as a power situation. I had to win. I got off on the idea that I could leave a girl in shambles when the relationship ended. I enjoyed toying with their minds and eventually breaking them down and putting myself in a position of power. But I am learning that there is a whole different and better way I can approach things. It's pretty fascinating. Involves a lot of psychology and sociological studies.
Lestank: Very interesting views and good points made right there.
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Lestank: How about some questions regarding Elite Fitness?
Lestank: How did you first find EF?
KillahBee: I have no clue. It definitely wasn't for AAS. Probably wanted to know how to increase muscle and decrease fat and might have been wondering how many sit ups I should do to get ROCKHARDABS4U2LICK.
Lestank:What member(s) crack you up the most? Current or former?
KillahBee: SublimeZM Is maybe my favorite poster right now. The kid is 15 yo, has never seen a vagina, and lives with his Mom but still is more witty and sarcastic thn any of the jaded 45yo's we have on EF. he is under appreciated for sure. Jnevin is a funny fuck too, especially cause he is so angry about being bald and not good looking. Awitty used to be funny, but he throws in some serious ISH every now and then, probably because he is a closet homosexual. Chaosmage, FZ and Jerktits were all very funny in their own ways. Chaos Mage probably was my favorite poster. He would kill himself now if he had to try to entertain the retards posting now. Swole is my Nugga and seems to be the only one of the few that "get it". BileStew is always spot on too. He hasn't posted much lately, but when he does, watch out...he's got skillz.
Lestank:What Iron Angel would you most like to see banned?
KillahBee: Jesus, just one? Really tough to say. Not even sure who is in IA, but probably the overweight chicks. They should change their name to the Double Chins. I wouldn’t mind seeing Frisky take a nice long break from EF..or life. Feisty is about as useless as tits on a nun, so she is pointless as well.
Lestank: If QT, The Short One, and SoKlueles lezzed out, and you were present, would you:
a. Take a video and post a link to it on EF
b. Ask to join in
c. Demand to join in
d. Find the remote and see if there was anything good on TV
e. Need medical treatment for Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome
KillahBee: Holy shit dude, let me wipe the projectile vomit off my keyboard....that’s a tough call. If I walked in and saw QT and ShorOne sword fighting while SoKlu deep-throated a Twinkie, I might just cut my wrists right there and then. I think I’d videotape it for a while and act all interested. Then I’d post it on EF. Then I’d have a nice healthy week-long cry in the fetal position in my bathtub while trying to scrape my eyeballs out with a plastic cafeteria spork.
Lestank: LMAO..Do you think that Wootoom is really str8?
KillahBee: Have you seen the dudes fuggin stache??!!!! He makes Liberace look like a John Wayne for Chris’s sake.
Lestank: What member(s) have had the greatest influence on your weight training?
KillahBee: Tough to say. Polishhammer was a huge help when I first joined and then tore my RC. Lord Suston was a big help and inspiration when I started getting interested in strongman training (got to see him compete a while ago and was just floored). I have had a lot of injuries in my short time training (extruding disc for the last year) and I have to say that that Scotsman, Miss24K and CanadianCutie were/are a huge source of inspiration for me. (same with Illuminati and also PBR, who was a great help when I first hurt my back). It's amazing how just a few encouraging words on my training journal can help me get pumped up. All the guys and gals on the Training Forum are great, so I won’t name them individually.
Lestank: What were a few of your favorite pwnage threads of all time on EF?
KillahBee: Shoot, I don’t pay much attention to those. Most ownage threads are like having sex with your sister – a whole lot of stuff going on but not much exitement. AAP'S pwnage of that douche bag in the AAS Forum who was blatantly lying about who he was, was cool. Any Fonz pwnage is tit. Kak’s pwnage of Raina was kinda funny, especially cause he outted his own self – pwnage during it.
Lestank: Have you ever "got the job done" while viewing a female members profile?
KillahBee: Only once and that also included e-sex via PM’s. I have knocked it around a few times to e-sex PM’s and twice on the phone with EF ladies. J
Lestank: Who do you think is the noseyest member in C&C?
KillahBee: Nice spelling, corky. LESTAT BY FAR. I'm pretty sure he is a 65 yo Jewish broad, but not 100% positive.
Lestank: I couldn’t agree with you more, but I plan on giving him a run for his money.
Lestank: Do you think a guy like me would have a shot at MuscleMom?
KillahBee: No. but Don't feel bad, I wouldn't either. MM and I had a convo once about her sexual tendencies/likes/dislikes where I mentioned that I will not sleep with a girl unless she worshiped my cum. She didn't seem to be into that so much. I like her though....in the anus.
Lestank: In closing, can you give us a few words about modern day EF compared to old school EF?
KillahBee: Ah, it is what it is. The two main differences between when I joined and now:
- When I joined there were different types of people and different types of info/knowledge on the Training Board (Spatts, Suston, PH, ETC)
- When I joined, witty humor, outrageous and intelligent story-telling, demented thoughts and real pwnage were the norm. Chaos Mage, SG, IhateOsama, MarthaStewert, Ucaster, Strangebrew, more of Tiger88. Those were the good times.
- Oh snap, I forgot the K. Man, K was a whole other thing back then. We used to have some sick K threads, a tight group of K whore-ers, mega hits, etc.
But it is what it is. We have new people that most here seem to be enjoying. Myself, I have always been much more into the old type of posts/humor, but I still like the peeps here now and enjoy myself. I just wish some of the no-balls EF males would wake up and stop handing out really sad e-attention to these girls so they would just shut the fuck up and get back to sweeping or cooking.
Lestank: Thanks for sharing with myself and the rest of the board. It has been a honor to interview you. Please feel free to pm me with any dirt you may have on other members.
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