this is great. very nice.
I'm just trying to picture what was going through his mind.
so I'm walking school and there are teachers everywhere. everyone knows that teachers are blind. I can remember the teacher telling us in class to be careful with this new projector that they got b/c it was five and a half thousand dollars! and I was all like, shit, that could get me a kick ass system in my honda AND I could get some rims too. shit, that will look sweet - hell, I already got the stickers.
so there I am, walking along and shit, there's that fucking projector right there in a classroom, empty as shit, and I'm all like, shit, I'll steal that mother fucker!
but sure as shit, some teacher SAW me taking it and she was all like, where are you going with that, and I was all like, uhhh, down to Miss Schmidt's room, cause... uhhh, like, she... well, she like wants to show shit on it and ... yeah.
and like, the next thing I know I'm all getting arrested and shit and they are taking me out to the car and I'm all like, fuck you man, I didn't do nothing! it was hard to walk b/c my baggy jeans always slip down and normally I gots this cool way of lifting them up, but with my hands zipped up behind me, I couldn't do shit and so my pants were major saggy, showing off my boxers.
what can one get on the black market these days for a projector?
or as someone wise told me, hit it on ebay?
the best part is "is that fair?"
NO WAY is it fair - they should have just given him the cash right there on the spot and graduated him at the top of his class for that display.
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