i am booking a flight to colorado, in the morning. i am bringing puddlemonkey. i will kick down the door of your double wide and laugh maniacally as puddles freely ( and gladly) sodomizes you. you will be unable to fight him off as he weighs in the neighborhood of 400 lb's ( 45% bf) i will leave you in a pool of your own feces, blood, vomit and that terrible monkey's HIV infected semen.