Lady Gaga, Barack O and Common walk into a bar

[Spartacus]

so this gal I've had an interest in for two years
since back in one of my sober periods came up to me and introduced ferself with her hand out
"hey I'm Christie"
but she was too intoxicated to talk with
then I'd run into her where she worked after Hooters and I'd be drunk and she sober
and then about3 months ago we were both drunk in a club and justed hugged
so tonight after narcotics anynomous I decided to get something to eat
and had a feeling she would be at the sports bar
it's crowded and I hadn't been served when I see what I think is Christie get up from a table
momnets later she emerges from the RR with a coat on
time to move I follow her out and form behind
hey Christie are you leaving alone
she turns
and "shit!"
"i'm going home or something to that effect"
bear in mind it's only about 9pm
I just let it go
she wasn't "dolled up"

 

[Spartacus]

I failed to mention she won the hooters swimsuit contest back to back years

 

[Spartacus]

the Incan empire became en early version of the 20th century welfare state
so on and so forth I don't feel like explaining it
she had a population of over 10 million and feilded large veterans armies
yet within a span of TWO HOURS she was totally shattered by a Spanish Army of less than 200 men

 

[Spartacus]

yeah
cisco

Francisco Pizzaro

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

Pizzaro drew the first "line in the sand"
13 did and Pizzaro continued
and conquered Peru

 

[Spartacus]

leaving 60 odd men to garrison the town (first spanish settlement in Peru)
Pizzaro set off to conquer the Incan empire.
with him were 106 foot soldiers, 62 horsemen and four cannon
and some incredible luck

 

[Spartacus]

the royal road of the Incas stretched 2000 miles and if the Romans had attempted such it wouldn't have been as long nor the terrain as difficult

 

[bigpokey]

i was just about to say that!

 

[Mr. dB]

Who or what is a "Common"?