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kayne and i are going on a date

THE STEEL BEAST said:
CAN I GET A DATE?
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see.. that is what i thought.. it is like we are back in kindergarten.. the guys pick on the girls they really like :) LOL

and smalls.. don't get any ideas!!! Kayne is so spoken for ;)
 
Austin316 said:
Watch it Smalls, i think Supergirl aims to break you in half
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oh don't start :) smalls is cool with me.. she just can't have my man lol.. although i will leave steelbeast all for her..

can't believe you 2 are getting along.. did i miss something... guess he really does lust ya smalls LOL
 
steel now uh i'm half your size. and?

yeah a sudden change of heart apparently super... i'm not sure what to make of it myself.
 
DAMN SMALLS........HOW'D YOU KNOW I LIKED THE ETHIOPIAN LOOK NOW??? LOL

K***
YOU MUST NOW LOSE ABOUT 30 LBS!!! BETTER MAKE IT 40!!!


KAYNE
 
"only if dcupsheepnipples comes. "

Ah, cumming my specialty. I would classify myself as an expert in the money shot! For the next film, "smallmovesal does Amber" and the sheep comes in for the money shot!


"During their first filmed sex scene, Amber tells Dirk (Eddie), "Come on my t*ts if you can. Just pull it out and come on my stomach and t*ts." We see her bare breasts, his bare butt, some movement, and hear exaggerated sexual sounds."


Boogie Nights

aim
Aim it at her tits.

assholes
We look like assholes right now man.

beaver
Let's go get some of that Saturday Night Beaver.

big cock
Jack says you have a great big cock.
Well, I don't know.....I guess so.
May I see it?
Really?
Please.

giant cock
This is a giant cock.
idiot
Fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot, fucking idiot.

karate
You wanna see me kick some ass, I know fucking karate!

king
You're not my boss, you're not the king of me, I'm the fucking king of Dirk.
shoot now
I'm ready to shoot now, my cock is ready I wanna fuck, let's go.

simple
I like simple pleasures like, butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth.

sugartree
I love you, you love me.
Going down the sugartree.
We'll go down the sugartree and see lot's of bee's
Playing...playing
But the bee's won't sting.
Cause you love em'

vagina
Where you going?
I got to go wash my vagina.
 
smallmovesal said:
how come sweet hannibal doesn't want this single gal? ;)
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Well I dont want to step on tripleV's toes....thought you were spoken for ;)

BTW....what is this "sweet" crap...someone been starting rumors behind my back:mad:
 
I KNOW I HAVE TOO MUCH TIME..............


I LIKE BEING A NICE BEAST.
 
nah triplev ain't coming to visit anytime soon... although i do wuv her so...

i'm a good single girl hannibal? do i get a chance or do you just look at me and want to feed me? lol
 
SMALLMOVESAL,


YOU REALLY ARENT THAT BAD.YOU HAVE TO ADMIT MY PICTURES WERE A BIT FUNNY.
 
smallmovesal said:
nah triplev ain't coming to visit anytime soon... although i do wuv her so...

i'm a good single girl hannibal? do i get a chance or do you just look at me and want to feed me? lol
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A chance at what..at me? Now what makes you think that you would want that ;)

I do have a soft spot for Uma though :)
 
STEEL AND SMALLS, SITTIN IN A TREE, KAY EYE ESS ESS EYE IN GEE!!!


KAYNE
 
supergirl said:


come on babes.. you wear your heart on your sleeve ;)
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Well I guess you cant have secrets around here. While you're at it why dont you tell people about my job at the Daily Planet :(
 
IM BEING NICE BECAUSE,IM NOT MAD ANYMORE.



WE TOOK CARE OF MOD.
 
THE STEEL BEAST said:
IM BEING NICE BECAUSE,IM NOT MAD ANYMORE.



WE TOOK CARE OF MOD.
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ohhhhhh.. so you're the asshole!!! good to know

and you and smalls should just fuck and get the tension over with already!!!
 
i had nothing to do with any of that shit... you are truly frightening when you get angry.. i'm being dead serious. you were scaring the daylights out of me because it was so odd.

wanna fuck? ;)
 
Hannibal said:


puits du moins jusqu'à ce que vous vous fatiguez de me nourrir. ;)
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ENGLISH... and leave her alone to flirt with steelbeast.. he needs to get laid and they need to fuck already.. then maybe he will lighten up a little
 
I WOULD HURT YOU IF I WERE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.


DO YOU LIKE DIAMONDS?
 
SMALLS,


ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE IN THE US AND BECOME A CITIZEN OF OUR FINE COUNTRY?




I HAVE A GF..............BUT IM BORED...........SHE THINKS SHE IS TOO GOOD TO GIVE A BLOWJOB.
 
yeah i'm hoping to move to the eastern us after i graduate in the spring or at latest fall next year. become a citizen? no plan for that because i'd have to give up my canadian citizenship.

are you hitting on me? i have been told i'm good with my mouth... lol
 
DO YOU HAVE ANY PICS OF YOU IN TIGHT SHORTS?


OR A BATHING SUIT.







I WILL SEND YOU ANY PART OF ME IF YOU LIKE.
 
supergirl said:


ENGLISH... and leave her alone to flirt with steelbeast.. he needs to get laid and they need to fuck already.. then maybe he will lighten up a little
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Ok so I need to leave smalls alone. And you are busy with Kayne. So who luvs me??


:bawling:
 
this is too bizarre.

um, i posted my bathing suit pic a while ago... shit, this is too entertaining... ok

how do you go from despising me to asking for shots of me in a bathing suit?
 
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Watch out steel she could be a Taliban Spy. She was in one of my productions called "smallmovesal does the dirty Taliban." Make sure you wear your raincoat. She may coat her beaver with anthrax!

Which condom would you use....

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1
 
Hannibal said:


Well someone sure as hell has to...
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oh stop with the "no one loves me, i feel so sorry for myself" bullshit... Have you looked in the mirror lately??? Alot of women would kill to be with you.. get a backbone honey!!! ;)
 
THE STEEL BEASTand smallmovesal go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."


Well, It could happen!:D
 
smallmovesal said:
he wanted to get married, i realised i didn't... i was growing apart from him.. some of his ways bothered me and i knew they wouldn't change... stuff like that.
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after having a 6 year relationship, i dont think i ever want to get married. i'll just have a bunch of illigitimatechildren to keep my name going.
 
smalls, take off the fuckin bra. prove to me that you dont have a-cups.
 
This is getting to be as bad as a internet sex chat room!

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner. It's smells funny.

Sweetheart: I want you! Would you like to screw me?

Wellhung: OK

Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.

Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.

Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.

Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.

Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.

Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.

Wellhung: My hands suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.

Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.

Wellhung: I'll pay for it.

Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.

Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?

Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly...I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.

Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.

Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.

Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.

Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.

Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.

Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing you hard tool.

Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!

Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take of my panties!

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you... ummm... wait a minute.

Sweetheart: What's the matter?

Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking!

Sweetheart: Are you OK?

Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit! I'm turning all red.

Sweetheart: Can I help?

Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?

Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.

Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Sweetheart: Come back to me lover.

Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.

Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.

Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?

Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.

Wellhung: I found it.

Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.

Wellhung: Me too.

Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately our naked bodies pressing each other.

Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.

Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?

Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!

Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.

Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover!

Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.

Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Sweetheart: Mmmm, yes. Come on.

Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your... you know...woman's thing.

Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!

Wellhung: I'm flaccid.

Sweetheart: What?

Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.

Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around, an incredulous look on my face.

Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my wiener is all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.

Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.

Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

Sweetheart: Go to hell! I'm logging off, you loser!

Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh nooooo!

Sweetheart: Bye!!!


:horny: :D
 
supergirl said:


oh stop with the "no one loves me, i feel so sorry for myself" bullshit... Have you looked in the mirror lately??? Alot of women would kill to be with you.. get a backbone honey!!! ;)
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Naaa...no feelin sorry going on here. It just seemed like everyone was pairing up with a buddy for the flirting game...and I was the odd man out.

Women killing themselves to get to me...**checks outside door**
NOPE...I dont see them yet:(

As for the backbone...dont worry baby it is there and STRONG. But I only use it when I have to. "Don't make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I am agry..."
 
smallmovesal said:
haha no way man
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you know you want to do it for me. look, you already have a thing for me, plus, now we have shit in common. we both have been in 6 year relationships and have just recently got out of them. consider this as our first date. you always got to show some titty on the first date.
 
Try these, they always works for me!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.
 
Holy crap, what did I miss here? You go to bed early cause you're coming down with a cold, and look what happens. ;)

Smalls baby....you know me TOO well girl :kiss:
 
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