Kaizen's B-day- Need advice on schedule

[Kaizen]

I thought since we always ask advice on training and diet I'd ask advice on anti-trainign and anti-diet!!!

Tomorrow is the fourth anniversary of my 29th birthday and I am preparing to spend it being horribly bad!!!

Beginning at midnite tonite I am officially playing hard! For the next 2 days Kaizen will be achieving excellence at good food, good wine and good sex!! The gym will not see my smiling face!!! My cardio will be far more interesting as I dance the nights away and hundreds will be subjected to abject horror as I indulge my fantasy of being a rock star and make all my friends go to the local karaoke bar!!!

Am I missing anything? Any suggestions? I will take specific as well as general requests to act out on others behalfs!! My gift to all of you!!!

8)

 

[Kaizen]

Spat !

You got it!! Friday night we're doing the guinness world record toast at 11pm! I'll have one in each hand ! One for you and one for me!!

and do you want pics of just teh G's in hand or of the post sip 'stache!!!???

 

[hardbdygrl]

heehhe that sounds like sooo much fun wish i could join u!!!!!!!!!

 

[blueyedkowgrl]

oh have a happy birthday!! you and spatts are women after my own heart, REAL beer drinkers! have a blast and live it up baby! and damn i gotta get some of that sex cardio, sounds much better than the elliptical machine i've been using for my cardio! lol

 

[Kaizen]

Well the birthday games have begun ... My girl started the cardio last night...whoof!!!

It looks like tonite I'm in a whole lot of trouble and for anyone interested my friends will be hosting an internet radio show from my house tomorrow night... whcih will be broadcast live and on saturday night!! Shoot me a PM and I'll send you the link...you all can get a listen to my tenor tones as they slur into oblivion.... I told them no video cam ... can't have that much incriminating evidence!!!!

Spats I'll get the shots just for you!!!!

 

[Kaizen]

Okay here's the update...

Rounder Records is going to sign me to do a duet with Barbara Streisand and Jlo after my most extraordinary exhibition at the karaoke bar... A tear jerking renditon of paradise by the dashboard light... followed soon thereafter by the Divinyls I touch myself (mind you I didn't choose I got called up to sing...okay so it was typecasting in terms of songs... )

Spat!

Love that song...my theme song is the Irish Rover... with a bit of a twist in the last stanza...So tointe we will sing it on the radio show......

"I've played the wild rover for many a year
and I've psent all me money on whiskey and beer
and now i'm returning with gold in great store
and I never will play the wild rover no more

and it's no nay never [Right up your kilt]
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more

went into an alehouse I used to frequent
and I told the land lady me money was spent
I asked her for credit she answered me nay
such custom as yours I can have any day

and it's no nay never [Right up your kilt]
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more

reached into me pocket
pulled out sovereigns bright
and the landlady's eyes opened wide with delight
she said I have whiskey's and wines all the best
and the words that I spoke you were only in jest

and it's no nay never [Right up your kilt]
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more

Went home to me parents
confessed what I oughtta
and asked them to pardon their prodigal daughtta!
and as they caressed me as oft times before
I promised to play the wild rover no more [yeah right]

and it's no nay never [Right up your kilt]
no nay never no more
will I play the wild rover
no never no more


okay off for coffee and to clean the house!!