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Area Fagtard Neither Gay Nor Retarded
above: Daniel "fagtard" Vest
CORFU, NY —In stunning announcement by District 103 Superintendent William Geoffrey, Corfu High School sophomore Daniel Vest was declared neither a homosexual nor a retard by school nurses, despite assurances to the contrary.
At the same time in the high school cafeteria, Vest pleaded with fellow students about the popular use of his nickname. "I think all of you are missing the point," argued Vest through a bullhorn. "Being a 'fagtard' would constitute me being gay and mentally retarded. I am neither. I swear. I'm just like you!"
After giving Vest a powerbomb wedgie for using the word "constitute" correctly in a sentence, 12th-grader Peter Harris refused to believe evidence of Vest's mental acuity and heterosexuality saying instead that only a fagtard would be interested in model rocketry. "Also, look at the fagtard way he drinks milk."
According to sources, the moniker in question was first used on Vest 8 years ago after a pathetic attempt to throw a Nerf football in elementary school gym class. Within two weeks of that long ago incident, the name on his teacher's second grade seating chart had been altered to reflect his new identity.
Vest claims today he is called "fagtard" upwards of 100 times a day by by students and faculty alike and while he's grown accustomed to it over the years, he wishes just for once people would call him his real name. "I think it's Daniel actually but I'm going to have to ask my mom."
"Just look at him," said 8th grade science teacher Bob Davis. "He keeps telling me his name is Daniel, but I got three other Daniels —and Danny and Dan are taken. Fagtard is way easier to remember."
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