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just gave my gf oral...

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seraphElite

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i had her shave it all off downstairs.... and im only 16... so this is the first time my face been up to a vagina...and its like... its like there is a brown ovvall around her vagina.... is that normal? and like...down be her butt there was hair........ and i really need her to shave that.... so later in the day i was like "that was mass cool that you shaved your vagina, it was really smooth..(then i tried to ease it in without saying "shave you fucking ass!") can you shave under your vagina to make it smooth also?" do you think she took a hint? is it sopposed to be brown like that......and like... it seemed to be some stuff inside of her... it was kinda fucked up... i did it anyway=/

am i alone here?

is there anything i can buy / do to make it taste better?
 
Hmmm, I'm not sure how "normal" the brown oval is but everyone is different, nothing to be concerned about I'm sure. The thing is to relax and have a good time....be sure to be safe and wear a condom, even if she is on the pill. Stuff inside her? yeah that's normal, she is young and proably not douching yet or anything, don't worry about that. Hey, have fun and be safe, feel free to PM me if you have any other questions.
 
well... when giving her oral..... at first i was going to puke.. but then it was fine....she didnt know i was going to pulke or anything but.... just looks weird is all... thanks guys.. D:
 
No, second best post ever. You should inject some sust into the brown ring around her puss, then post again...that will be the best post ever.
 
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No, second best post ever. You should inject some sust into the brown ring around her puss, then post again...that will be the best post ever.
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:FRlol: :FRlol: oh god you're killing me Jubei, :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
hey bro... how did it feel like to have oral .... the first time? was you heart pounding like mad and ur peni* sticking out like a joystick?
 
Ok im scared....kids have oral at 16? grrrrrr i dread my kids teenage years. I wont ever let him out of the house.
 
SoKlueles said:
Ok im scared....kids have oral at 16? grrrrrr i dread my kids teenage years. I wont ever let him out of the house.
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Least he's learning how to give his girl pleasure.... aren't u the person who's got a cousin with herpes and a friend with some other STD? Hmmmmm....
 
I had problems to start with as well, to get over it for every drink I drank I would wipe her pusst around the rim of the glass, and for every meal I would use her pussy as a dip-pot with the juice and smegma being the dip.
 
seraphElite said:
i had her shave it all off downstairs.... and im only 16... so this is the first time my face been up to a vagina...and its like... its like there is a brown ovvall around her vagina.... is that normal? and like...down be her butt there was hair........ and i really need her to shave that.... so later in the day i was like "that was mass cool that you shaved your vagina, it was really smooth..(then i tried to ease it in without saying "shave you fucking ass!") can you shave under your vagina to make it smooth also?" do you think she took a hint? is it sopposed to be brown like that......and like... it seemed to be some stuff inside of her... it was kinda fucked up... i did it anyway=/

am i alone here?


is there anything i can buy / do to make it taste better?
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Is this a joke? :confused:
 
SoKlueles said:
but it wasnt me. When i was 16 i was...watching Dirty dancing and being in love with Patrick swayze
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Really? I was 16 the first time I gave or recieved oral sex.
 
for one..patrick swayze was hot when i was 16. second....16 is young...i think i was at least 18. By then i had fallen out of love with Patrick Swayze and had moved on.
 
Well, would have had given Patrick Swayze head when you were 16 if the oportunity had presented itself?
 
KillahBee said:
I should really take this thread seriously and help the young broly out.




















but I can't.
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seraph is a female's name. you sure the person who started this thread is a male?
 
SoKlueles said:
im not even sure if i knew what "giving head" was at 16. I was an angel then. :)
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Wow, you must have led a sheltered life.
 
SoKlueles said:
im not even sure if i knew what "giving head" was at 16. I was an angel then. :)
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So u were just usin Patrick then? Soon as u hit 18 , u tossed him aside like so many casting agents have and started goin down on other guys.... oh yeh , ur a real angel all right:rolleyes: . As for your earlier comment about it bein a friend of urs with the STD , well even guys know that girls who are friends of sluts are more likely to be..... (its not angels honey!).
 
Yup I did. My parents were very strict with me. I guess tho, it was good because I turned out ok...eeeeeek sorta but my bf may disagree.
 
Sipher Boy,

It is normal for some girls to have a little hair, and if she shaves that hair it will grow even bushier. Maybe some girls here can tell you what they recommend for hair removal around her but and stuff.

As for the stuff, always ask her to shower or bathe before you get together. Dont be a DICK about it, just let her know you are new to this oral stuff, and you want it to feel good for her, but she has to be fresh for you to enjoy this. BOOM it is that simple. Not many things smell as good as just fresh and clean smells.

Also if the taste doesn't improve go to your local Condom Shop and find some cherry flavoring, or use whip cream, cherries, chocolate, or whatever you can find to help the experience be more enjoable.

If someone tells you to ignore the "stuff" in her vagina that you are kissing, tell them to get real!!!!!!!!! If you had a stinky dirty dick they would not suck it, so have the girl clean it up just before you get together.

She will understand if you like it better you will do it better.

SF
 
I couldnt help it if her hubby was a skank who screwed everything> that just means that i was her friend thru thick and thin. .......and my cousin was the one with the warts. I have never had a STD. and Patrick was just the beginning of my long list of men i made up for lost time of having a sheltered life. Dan Marino was the next one. I almost messed up his marriage.
 
sh4dowf4lcon said:

It is normal for some girls to have a little hair, and if she shaves that hair it will grow even bushier. Maybe some girls here can tell you what they recommend for hair removal around her but and stuff.
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the bushier the better :)
 
DJ, no way. I like them shaved clean. The less hair the better. If she shaves it, I'm more than happy to lick it for hours (literally).
 
SoKlueles said:
See FSU u should come see me.....and I could help u forget your girlfriends nappy habits.
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LoL

I think most girls could after reading his posts about her. Anyway FSU, his girl doesn't sound as bad as your's.
 
That ring is probably just pigmentation. I've seen some like that. Your girl's "kitty stinks" as you put it, and she leaves skid marks in her panties. Come on, that is just nasty.
 
SoKlueles said:
Yeah FSU she prob stinks....you need a real woman...like me. Cmon lets get it on.
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Stop it, you are embarassing him. I don't think he has ever actually been with a woman, from reading his posts....
 
Hell no, a high sex drive is not a bad thing, the only thing is if he travels or something, you'll still need to get yours, that is something to worry about.

Oh yea, I think I found a pic of seraph's GF
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See the oval??:D :D :D
 
sipher are you with us? do you understand your options with this nasty vagina girl you described?

get it cleaned or get another, IMO
 
thanks sh4dowf4lcon! as for the rest of you.... how dare you stealing my thread!!!

i just need to buck up... its not that bad... but thanks guys...

but not to sure what her higean is like...cuz we had a heated discusstion (i was being nice) and we agreed on her shaving everything below her neck that needs it every 3 days.... she thought it was fire nto to shave for 3 weeks as long as she didnt wear shorts... WTF!?
 
She has shit cats disease.
 
I don't venture to Sheets very often anymore, but there are a couple of points I'd like to make...

1. You came a from a pussy. Respect it.

2. A hygienic environment makes oral sex - giving and receiving - much nicer. I would suggest getting into the habit of taking a bath or shower together beforehand. A clean pussy should have little to no taste or smell, unless she has a bacterial imbalance or infection down there.
 
seraphElite said:
i want answares! can someone please post a pic of a normal vagina? not like a pornstar one...but a real..
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WTF? Pornstars do have real vaginas. That is what they look like bro.
 
I didn't get what that meant either?
 
are you shitting me? dude pornstars have different vaginas than the girls next door.... trust me... they like have surgury and crap
.... i think....... EF girls help me!
 
This is SO hilarious!

I agree though...take a shower together beforehand, or make sure she has just had a shower. If it still stinks and has "stuff" down there...get another girl.

What was this "stuff" anyway? It could be candida...not bad, just a buildup of yeast. And not a yeast infection either...but she can get that shit taken care of. Have her go to the OB/GYN.
 
Seraph.....can't you just compare to others you have seen or is this the first??? Nothing is going to reachout and bite you.....JUST EAT IT
 
but FSU what would your girlfriend say? You should dump her...like i said before.and come find me....we would have some fun.
 
Mr. Black said:
Come on Klueless post your pussy up....and just for comparison, put a strawberry on top:D
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Where u been Mr Black....i think Fsu has been lost without you hehe...and darn...im fresh out of strawberries...sorry
 
Good job Mr. Black. Okay Soklueles your turn.
 
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