The harsh realist voice in my head keeps saying "duh...neither you nor anyone you ever know is ever going to screw either, you loser" So as long as I am in dilusional fantasy land, I'm going with both.
Jules vs. Brooke? yeah right! Jules is a nobody and nothing more than an average girl. Brooke is an angel.
That's like asking who you'd rather screw between Regis or Kelly?*L* Come on..