Juice Wannabes

[slash747]

I love it when people at my gym splurt out random words for attention.

Som guy the other day said he cant wait till he starts his cycle of Nolvadex.

He probably overheard his older brother talking and couldnt wait till there was a big group of people around to show off. Although I dont know why he would want people to think he was juiceing with the mighty 145 he benched 4 times.

 

[basskiller]

Slash...Does the dude have "bitch-tits"

Ha Ha

bass

 

[MUSTANG_18]

It's people like that that give juice a bad rep...They know shit all about it yet take it anyways with out a clue of what it will do to them... I don't think Nolva will give any big sides to worry about when taken by itself but you know what I mean lol

M18

 

[Nathan]

Here's some random words for ya:

This one time I was at the gym, and stood up and took my pants and underwear off. Luckily, I had a long, wet noodle handy and so put the end of it between my ass cheeks and squeezed those fuckers together and tried to walk as far as I could before the noodle fell. Now, this feat is a lot trickier than it sounds as the noodle is wet and slippery so you have to squeeze pretty hard, however if you squeeze too hard then you could sever the noodle and it will tumble to the floor, leaving you standing there and looking quite foolish really. I made it about 5.5 meters before the noodle fell limply to the floor. I then proceeded to tuck my genitals between my legs and ran around screaming to all the gym members, "Look everyone, the male vagina!" They don't let me into that gym anymore either.

P.S. I'm really sorry about doing this again but I got away with it last time and so am pressing my luck.

P.P.S. I'm not crazy but I do like to let myself go every now and then.

 

[CYCLEON]

nathan it surprises me that u can find anyplace to workout at all. BTW: my long wet noodle is attached - ya saw my picture didnt ya?

 

[Nathan]

nathan it surprises me that u can find anyplace to workout at all. BTW: my long wet noodle is attached - ya saw my picture didnt ya?

Yeah, but can you walk 5.5 meters with that?

 

[wesdog]

damn, that's too much. LOL

 

[vanillagorilla]

This dipshit at my gym ( who has never juiced to my knowledge) bought some clen and t-3 off another guy at the gym. He came up to me and asked if it would get him "ripped", hell I just laughed at the stupid ass.

 

[SaltyOlPirate]

Its all about the guy who approaches you at the gym that wants to take a cycle of Winstrol Pills. People that are scared to inject shouldn't be using roids.

 

[mikelong23]

people that just buy stuff without knowing anything about the gear their getting deserves what happens. thats just plain stupid .