Actually I would care! It would be a big difference if he used Crisco or not! If he did not use lubercation then I would know he was a risk taker and he could start a thermonuclear war or something like it, just for the hell of it!
Quite. Its funny how differently Americans take these things compared to Europeans. When years ago someone tried to bring up an old affair by Mitterrand and a secret daughter, the reaction was totally opposite to what would have happened in the US: the journalist had to resign and Mitterrand got more popular than ever!