Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey Porn Tape!

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Couldn't agree more DT...She is fucking hot with a capital H.Dumb as a doorknob,but so hittable it's sick.

 

[supersizeme]

like DT said, there'd be lawsuits out the ass on this. don't believe everything you hear on the internet except for what i tell you.

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

How fucking awesome would it be if the tape is released and it shows her asleep and the motion is Nick jacking off to the last issue of Rosie's magazine.
And then R. Kelly comes in and pisses on his face.

I would pretty much consider that the best thing in the world.

 

[flex123]

about the comment about him being a quickdraw...I'd probbly need to go more than 2 times if I was to make an hour long tape.

 

[Entropy]

about the comment about him being a quickdraw...I'd probbly need to go more than 2 times if I was to make an hour long tape.

wow. my condolences.

 

[rnch]

this tape was mentioned in last week's "globe" scandal sheet.


as they are an attractive couple on their tv show; i'd love to see them naked bumpin' uglies together!!

 

[SC4EVA]

any words yet?