Jedi Master Diesel Pics

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PICS -- Jedi Master Bodybuilder Auditions for Episode III

Finally they are going to put bodybuilders in the next Star Wars movie. Here's some audition pics for one of the potentials in Episode 3.

http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/rkp28_1971/lst?&.dir=/Jedi+Master+Diesel&.src=ph&.view=t

 

[NFG123]

Needs a new name.

Jedi Master Truly Huge
Jedi Master Cock Diesel
Jedi Master Quonna Git Uge (kwana get ooge)
Jedi Master Fooken Shra Eddid (this is easy)
Jedi Master Qai Kneedz Ize (pronounced chi needs eyes)
Lord Darth Hugemotherfuckingdude

NFG

 

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It's 2am and I just took 2 10mg valiums a half hour ago so I couldn't think of anything good so I'm glad someone has some creativity left in them to help out. Notice the hilt of the lightsaber is a candlestick, and on the double blade it's a curtain rod. Went with very low budget props and this jedi is supposedly all natural and only uses the force to grow muscle.

 

[Frackal]

Yer a big fucker!

 

[Themachine01]

your a big son of a bitch, you must have been really bored, and oh yeah, cool dog.

 

[t3c]

how did you get those lightsabers to look so real?

photoshop?

 

[Iron Gator]

Just think what he could have done with 3 valliums.

 

[Themachine01]

Just think what he could have done with 3 valliums.

OH Shit

 

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Just think what he could have done with 3 valliums.

I could have fallen asleep at my computer and just woke up to start responding to these posts.

I used photoshop 7.0 and a couple tutorials on the internet that showed how to do it since a guy like me has no clue how to use it. You can add all kinds of cool effects. I am looking for a tutorial that shows you how to get rid of gyno and look more ripped. You can get it for $579 at amazon.com or you can accidentally download it off Kaza.

And for anyone that thinks I look big, I think I look like shit because I am on a low carb diet and was depleted as hell when my wife took these shots yesterday. And yes she thinks I'm a total moron too seeing how I spent a couple hours of my day.

Yes I was really bored yesterday.

 

[bigdelt69]

thats hip