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Javaguru + Cindylou = An unlikely e-lationship that defies the odds?

jackangel

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One is a hard-core, bible-thumpin' Jesus freak that likes shoes, cats, and bling. The other is a woman-hating, godless heathen who cherishes his Warhammer 40000 gatherings almost as much as his signed copy of Taylor Swift's first hit single.

Can this love last, or will they end up like heatherrae and...everyone that knows heatherrae.
 
As long as the sex is Dirty and the Feelings are there a relationship will always work vs those that "just have alot in common"

Your not looking for a Pal, your looking for a mate.
 
gotta agree with omega on this one...and java does have a nice ass (I believe this was the only positive quality I mentioned) as I pointed out to cindy a mere what...week ago?
 
OMG there was really a meatup and all this time I had no idea- i need to pay better attention damnit I am so confused. JG and CL? Thought it was lots of jokes now I need to search and read threads...
 
Is e-scandal on the horizon? Is this something that will go down in the chronicles of ef history?

(I started to say 'annals', but then pick3 would just mo-up the thread)
 
OMEGA said:
As long as the sex is Dirty and the Feelings are there a relationship will always work vs those that "just have alot in common"

Your not looking for a Pal, your looking for a mate.
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this part is so wrong it's funny (am i taking it out of context? naaaaah)

lolz @ shirlene agreeing
 
CIndy is a sweetheart and Java is a good bro, I'm sure they will be happy. I know they have made me happy. I love Java like a brutha now, anybody who shits on Pudds like he did, has got a life long friend in S to the B.
 
What is that in your avi?
 
BlueBird said:
If you're addressing me, she is Elizabeth Taylor, hillbilly.
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I really just wanted to know what all that shit in here hair was. And I am not a hillbilly, Thank you very much.
 
Great sex makes up for alot of personal flaws

Oh " we need to have alot in common bala bla " NO you dont

You dont need a Pal, you need a Mate.
 
cindylou said:
java's a good catch. The only downside is that he knows it
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Most women have always considered me a good catch, till they get me in the boat. :D:heart:
 
Omega is saying who needs to talk to each other if the fucking is awesome.
 
^^ this

but ...the ex and I are like identical ppl in interests and theres no sex spark...never really was...it failed

current husband great sex...only a little in common...but now the sex is gone...so...fail?


i give relationships a big fuckin fail
 
cindylou said:
lol are you srs?
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Cindy yes I am

you dont know till you've been there babe

Once someone has they will understand.

The whole " I need xyz in common " is a media perpetuated lie

Go to "Eharmony" if you buy into that.
 
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OMEGA said:
Great sex makes up for alot of personal flaws

Oh " we need to have alot in common bala bla " NO you dont

You dont need a Pal, you need a Mate.
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not in the long term.

for a year or so maximum, can sex disguise a flawed relationship with little to no foundation.



the easy test is if after you bust a nut do you just feel like "oh god, go away".
 
calveless wonder said:
not in the long term.

for a year or so maximum, can sex disguise a flawed relationship with little to no foundation.



the easy test is if after you bust a nut do you just feel like "oh god, go away".
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GUt Damn I hate the hell out of this but CW is fucking spot on. My last several wives was all about good sex, after the sex it was like go fucking jump off a bridge, cause I hate the sound of your voice, unless of course it's moaning my name or your choking on your spit while you got my meat down your throat. And lets be honest some of us are getting older, I actually wanna blow my load on you and after you make me a sammich I wanna talk about what your gonna make me for breakfast before I go to sleep these days.
 
shirlene29 said:
gotta agree with omega on this one...and java does have a nice ass (I believe this was the only positive quality I mentioned) as I pointed out to cindy a mere what...week ago?
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At least I have one...

Since then, cindy might mention another physical feature she really likes...:evil:
 
jiggagold said:
I hear their doing free tribal tats at your frat house. Hurry up and go get one before everyone else has one!
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Ima get my other arm and shoulders done, you wanna come hang out with me and watch.
 
cindylou said:
I don't consider myself a hard core bible thumper...is that what I am? :confused:
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No, not at all. I think you are well read in traditional scripture, and if your biggest vice is interpreting this literature, provincially, then most of use should be so sullied.
 
nimbus said:
i heard that cindy wears java's letterman jacket around town now

discuss
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that makes sense, since java was the Captain of his High School Football Team!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!@
 
jiggagold said:
*subscribes for adultery
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jesus_approves.jpg
 
shirlene29 said:
lolol...thats not totally fair..the other half did already step out
I think jesus already considers it done
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I don't have any problems with what's going on at all. Unlike you however, I can't speak for Jesus. :)
 
hey...I was goin by what helps me sleep at night dude...I happen to subscribe to the agnostic crowd and don't pretend to understand where people even get their moral ideas from..biology baby!
 
i'm pretty sure he has the jon79/rachel/myway triangle in mind.

either way, urine and furniture will be involved.
 
jackangel said:
i'm pretty sure he has the jon79/rachel/myway triangle in mind.

either way, urine and furniture will be involved.
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dude, you know it goes back so much further than that.
 
these EF e-lationships/meatups/affairs/scandals/etc. have been happening at least since I started coming here in 2000 (didn't join till 2001), and I would guess before then too.

Some are made very public, others are kept pretty hushed, but by far, most have ended badly.
 
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No doubt, I can name several, but some of the good bros still lurk, so I don't want to offend them.
 
yeah stuff ends bad in most of them

what bakes my noodle more is Business stuff, Im surprised more bros arent dead laying in a ditch with their heads chopped off from all I have seen and heard of over time

How someone can choose to steal food from someone plate knowingly catches up....
or rather inventively always will
 
so is this really happening?
if so, physically i think they make a cute couple.
mentally though, i'm not sure how the thumping over the yrs
will wear on JG, i could see the bro snapping...or becoming
a militant born again and whisking cindy away to a life of communal christian living
 
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