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Its been a while, but a hookup thread from Lestat!

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Can we keep this in C&C for a day? I'll keep the language as clean as possible.


So I get home from work today around 7pm, eat dinner and see I had a missed call from a friend of mine I met a long time ago on match.com, hooked up once, and realized we weren't for each other, although there was obvious physical chemisty. We held off though as to not complicate things and became friends.

When I was with my ex I let that friendship go, it was too dangerous to keep someone like that as a friend with a serious gf.

Well now I've been single over 3 months and haven't really had any regular action. Dated a few, had some rebound sex, have a booty call, etc. but nothing in the last two weeks due to me travelling to all these Tool shows lately.

Well this girl calls at 7pm, I call back at 7:30, she says her and her friend are at a bar down the street. I asked if she wanted to come by to see my new place on the beach (she hasn't been here yet). She says sure, but she'll drop her friend off first. 20 mins and she'll be here.

Just enough time for me to hit a shower, smoke a bowl, and pop a quarter of a cialis.

She gets over and I give her a brief tour, introduce her to my roommate, and then back to my room.

She starts telling me about how she's single, dating sucks, the last guy she hooked up with had a 4 inch cock that she couldn't feel.

The next thing you know I'm rubbing her ass, taking her pants off and hitting it like no tomorrow. (condom used of course)

Only banged it out missionary, but it was a good 20 mins. She kept telling me to hold off until she came. Once she did i was good to go and pulled out and sprayed it over her stomach and tits.

Not a bad night, had no idea that was in store for me. I needed it.
 
Wulfgar said:
Man i fuckin love Tool
this new album is amazing and their live show is one of the best ever.
 
Lestat said:
this new album is amazing and their live show is one of the best ever.
Ya man ive had 10,000 days blasting in my truck and @ my house on my stero system since the day it came out. It really is genius music
i want to see them live next time they come near SD
 
Wulfgar said:
Ya man ive had 10,000 days blasting in my truck and @ my house on my stero system since the day it came out. It really is genius music
i want to see them live next time they come near SD
SD? South Dakota? San Diego?
 
Im hopin I can catch em in chicago this weekend. I will be there for buissness. maybe i can scalp a ticket..:)
 
Wulfgar said:
Im hopin I can catch em in chicago this weekend. I will be there for buissness. maybe i can scalp a ticket..:)
I was able to get two tickets at the venue in Phoenix 2 hours before the show's start time!
 
Lestat said:
I was able to get two tickets at the venue in Phoenix 2 hours before the show's start time!
you give me hope my friend!!! :coffee:
ill let you know if I can get in. itll be a quick stop in and out..but hopefully Ill be done with buissness early enough to be able to jet over to try to scalp some tix
 
lol @ how this thread took a turn


glad your still bumping uglies lestat, i loved your single sex threads
 
nice hit but bumping your own thread after 20 minutes is bush league, homey.
 
yeah only missionary. I hadn't gotten laid in weeks, I was just enjoying it. Next time I'll hit up the pile driver.
 
screw that, I like missionary. it's all about what the chick is responding to. reasons I like missionary:

easier access to the girl's neck
I like watching the pain/pleasure looks on her face
I like the way she reacts to my hate fucking faces
I like when she watches it go in and out
I LOVE a girl's stomach and thighs - 2 easy things to look at during missionary
When the "the good stuff's about to come out" moment arrives, there are various options for target sites
 
KillahBee said:
screw that, I like missionary. it's all about what the chick is responding to. reasons I like missionary:

easier access to the girl's neck
I like watching the pain/pleasure looks on her face
I like the way she reacts to my hate fucking faces
I like when she watches it go in and out
I LOVE a girl's stomach and thighs - 2 easy things to look at during missionary
When the "the good stuff's about to come out" moment arrives, there are various options for target sites


but still.... you gotta hit that shit from behind and have the bitch biting the pillow! Yah know
 
Frisky said:
but still.... you gotta hit that shit from behind and have the bitch biting the pillow! Yah know


obviously there are several other arrangements that work very well.

but missionary has gotten a "boring" rap from people as of late. it's all about what you make of it.
 
KillahBee said:
obviously there are several other arrangements that work very well.

but missionary has gotten a "boring" rap from people as of late. it's all about what you make of it.


word! I actually love missionary, but i need variety also. ;)
 
Wulfgar said:
Ya man ive had 10,000 days blasting in my truck and @ my house on my stero system since the day it came out. It really is genius music
i want to see them live next time they come near SD

same here...awesome music. they are in philly soon but sold out in only a few hours. small place they are playing...i would kill for tickets!
 
Frisky said:
word! I actually love missionary, but i need variety also. ;)

Lay off him about the missionary position.

Most of you have know idea what it is like to be single. You don't have steady sex. Single guys always start out in the missionary. It is safer and easier to start. Then, play it by ear.

Also, it is easier to slap on a condom and dive right in. A condom is tight! You have to put it on and get right to business. Or, you could lose your erection

There is alot of pressure to perform on new pussy!
 
msam76 said:
same here...awesome music. they are in philly soon but sold out in only a few hours. small place they are playing...i would kill for tickets!
try going to the venue 3 hours before the show starts on the day of the show and seeing if there are any tickets available. That worked for my friends last weekend in Phoenix.
 
missionary with her right leg outside and high near my left shoulder works well actually...and propped on a pillow
 
eat big said:
don't hate bro.


and 20 mininutes was more than enough for me. She came, I came, wtf?

she wanted to go for a round two, I said maybe next time.
 
awittyusername said:
Lay off him about the missionary position.

Most of you have know idea what it is like to be single. You don't have steady sex. Single guys always start out in the missionary. It is safer and easier to start. Then, play it by ear.

Also, it is easier to slap on a condom and dive right in. A condom is tight! You have to put it on and get right to business. Or, you could lose your erection

There is alot of pressure to perform on new pussy!

yeah it's better for action
but doggy style is more visually pleasing. I could look at back dimples and the V all day and not need to get it up. It's art!
 
awittyusername said:
Lay off him about the missionary position.

Most of you have know idea what it is like to be single. You don't have steady sex. Single guys always start out in the missionary. It is safer and easier to start. Then, play it by ear.

Also, it is easier to slap on a condom and dive right in. A condom is tight! You have to put it on and get right to business. Or, you could lose your erection

There is alot of pressure to perform on new pussy!


lol @ dive right in... makes me think he needed floaties and shit, the superman ones.
 
Lestat said:
I prefer doggy for sure, great view.


modified doggie is the best, i have no name for it but its when ya lying flat on ya belly and he's hitting it from behind. woot woot.
 
Frisky said:
modified doggie is the best, i have no name for it but its when ya lying flat on ya belly and he's hitting it from behind. woot woot.
that one is ok but tougher to get leveage for some serious poundage.
 
Lestat said:
don't hate bro.


and 20 mininutes was more than enough for me. She came, I came, wtf?

she wanted to go for a round two, I said maybe next time.


Bro, you better stop digging or your going to dig to Kak's homeland.
 
Lestat said:
that one is ok but tougher to get leveage for some serious poundage.


then ya not doing it right :evil:
 
eat big said:
You should always pull the girls feet up with both arms when you're doing her doggy.


how the fuck? :confused:
 
Frisky said:
how the fuck? :confused:


You people cease to amaze me. I'm a sex phoen ra ra ra, I know everything there is to know about sex.


What I mean is, when a guy is banging a girl doggy, she is on her knees, shins are parallel to the ground. Pull her feet up individually with both hands. Meaning, pull her feet off of the ground/bed so just her knees are touching.
 
Quote "Can we keep this in C&C for a day? I'll keep the language as clean as possible."


and now it is full blown fuck talk in here thanks to frisky the pervert
 
eat big said:
You people cease to amaze me. I'm a sex phoen ra ra ra, I know everything there is to know about sex.


What I mean is, when a guy is banging a girl doggy, she is on her knees, shins are parallel to the ground. Pull her feet up individually with both hands. Meaning, pull her feet off of the ground/bed so just her knees are touching.


well dood.. splain yourself LOL

btw, pics... we need pics.
 
and lol at women dogging Lestat for just missionary.

You females don't have to wear a stupid condom, don't have to worry about losing your erection (except Frisky) and don't have to worry about always pleasing the girl, especially if she is new....so back off.

and 20 minutes isn't bad. I can go as long as I want, assuming I'm not wearing an erection killing condom, but my girl is usually sore and raw at 30 minutes tops.
 
alien amp pharm said:
and lol at women dogging Lestat for just missionary.

You females don't have to wear a stupid condom, don't have to worry about losing your erection (except Frisky) and don't have to worry about always pleasing the girl, especially if she is new....so back off.

and 20 minutes isn't bad. I can go as long as I want, assuming I'm not wearing an erection killing condom, but my girl is usually sore and raw at 30 minutes tops.


bite my ass

and get a new blow up doll... im sure your wearing that one thin by now. Whats the life span of those things now a days?
 
alien amp pharm said:
and lol at women dogging Lestat for just missionary.

You females don't have to wear a stupid condom, don't have to worry about losing your erection (except Frisky) and don't have to worry about always pleasing the girl, especially if she is new....so back off.

and 20 minutes isn't bad. I can go as long as I want, assuming I'm not wearing an erection killing condom, but my girl is usually sore and raw at 30 minutes tops.
same here, I don't know many women that want to get piss pounded for more than 30 minutes. Even after 5 minutes with my rod they report soreness for up to 48 hours after intercourse.
 
Frisky said:
well dood.. splain yourself LOL

btw, pics... we need pics.

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Notice how the lower legs are pulled upward? Easier for the guy to get up in that real good.

BTW that stickfigure is a girl.
 
Lestat said:
same here, I don't know many women that want to get piss pounded for more than 30 minutes. Even after 5 minutes with my rod they report soreness for up to 48 hours after intercourse.

The ones bragging (eat big) must have tiny wee-wees, hence the lack of soreness on their girls.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't have used eat big as an example















(because he doesn't sleep with women)
 
eat big said:


so pray do tell... how the fuck do you pull that off if you have the biatch bent over some foreign object? ;)
 
Frisky said:
so pray do tell... how the fuck do you pull that off if you have the biatch bent over some foreign object? ;)

Uhh pull her legs up and she'll be on just her stomach (and/or arms). Taking the legs out from the girl in doggy gives the girl much more pleasure. The girl is at a more downward angle which is also great for the pile driver.
 
eat big said:
Uhh pull her legs up and she'll be on just her stomach (and/or arms). Taking the legs out from the girl in doggy gives the girl much more pleasure. The girl is at a more downward angle which is also great for the pile driver.


dood you are so totally not getting my position here! lol

I know what you are saying though ;)
 
eat big said:
If you were fucking around, I couldn't tell.

;) ;) ;)

i just wanted diagrams, was hoping for real pics though ;)
 
alien amp pharm said:
and lol at women dogging Lestat for just missionary.

You females don't have to wear a stupid condom, don't have to worry about losing your erection (except Frisky) and don't have to worry about always pleasing the girl, especially if she is new....so back off.

and 20 minutes isn't bad. I can go as long as I want, assuming I'm not wearing an erection killing condom, but my girl is usually sore and raw at 30 minutes tops.

No shit....Alot of hate.

Women have no Idea. And, most the guys married their first steady peace or had a string of girlfriends. They have no idea of the sex life of a young single man.

There is alot of preasure to perform on a single guy who picks up a girl, and has sex with her. If you put on a poor dispaly...You know she is going to bad mouth you, and that will effect your future scores. On the other hand...If you take appropriate precautions, and take care of business like a champ...You can create quite a good buzz.
 
Frisky said:
lol @ dive right in... makes me think he needed floaties and shit, the superman ones.

Dive in means you put the condom on and go right to it.

You can't put a condom on, then decide which position....take time say something clever to be sure the female is in the mood...You have to get right to it in at the appropriate postion..ASAP!!

Then, establish some sort of rythm with the girl...check to see tightness....lubrication...etc. Then, start with the other positions.
 
awittyusername said:
Dive in means you put the condom on and go right to it.

You can't put a condom on, then decide which position....take time say something clever to be sure the female is in the mood...You have to get right to it in at the appropriate postion..ASAP!!

Then, establish some sort of rythm with the girl...check to see tightness....lubrication...etc. Then, start with the other positions.


dude, i've used a condom before.

Do you know that some of them even have directions on the box. :worried:
 
Frisky said:
dude, i've used a condom before.

Do you know that some of them even have directions on the box. :worried:

Yes, but do you know once you have it on it is very tight, and could cause loss of an erection.??

Especially if the girl is keeps yakking, and thinks she is make clever comments. But, they are very annoying
 
awittyusername said:
Yes, but do you know once you have it on it is very tight, and could cause loss of an erection.??

Especially if the girl is keeps yakking, and thinks she is make clever comments. But, they are very annoying

they fit me just fine, and I never lost an erection while wearing one. ;)



but yea, they are annoying, but got suit up ya know... Im also allergic to latex so its not really that pleasurable for me either :worried:
 
better yet from behind is the "bulldog Nelson"......It a full nelson with her ass jacked in the air....it's best if you can get your feet either against the footboard..headboard or a wall for leverage...please note that there is a danger of asphixiating the female involved...so about every two minutes or so..you have to lift her face out of the matress.. :chomp:

For missionary I like the the shoulder lock...you position your shoulders in the bend of her knees while reaching both arms under her back and grab the back of her shoulders so that you have her locked in.....if you are tall unuff and have long arms......you will actually be on your knees...you can actually pick her up compleatly of the bed from time to time...but she is unable to scoot away up the bed.....both of these positions will leave the female completely at the mercy of the penis.....

And yes I am dominate by nature
 
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