It's 8:45am and just got back from the Hamptons

[gonelifting]

How old are you?

 

[lartinos]

How old are you?

27, the chick I boned is 21.

 

[gonelifting]

27, the chick I boned is 21.

Was it worth all that sand in your ass? Next time get a damn room and do it professional-like. If your bu8ddy won't go for it, get a new buddy. Good luck.

Keep the stories coming. I have a ton of them, but they're all in black and white. Damn I'm old...

 

[gotmilk]

You do owe your buddy. He took one for the team.

 

[lartinos]

Was it worth all that sand in your ass? Next time get a damn room and do it professional-like. If your bu8ddy won't go for it, get a new buddy. Good luck.

Keep the stories coming. I have a ton of them, but they're all in black and white. Damn I'm old...

yeah, I def wanna get a room next time. I really wanna hang out with my buddy which is the problem though. This is the second girl in a row where my friends kept talking crazy how they thought they'd have a chance at banging the girl I was just with. The day after I banged that aussie chick in Greece my friend wanted to find her the next day to tag team her lol. I just looked at him and he had this crazed look in his eye. Today when I was driving home my friend was texting her shit through my phone about how he wanted to bang her. He swore that she saw him banging her friend and that she wanted some. I told him I really had to break it to him that she thought he was a total creep.

 

[ortiz34]

He sounds like a normal ef guy to me
anything without a cawk, and they are all over

 

[lartinos]

see if i can get the size right

 

[lartinos]

after I banged her my friend was still working on the other chick and the sun started to rise and took this pic. I finally learned how to resize pics!

 

[calveless wonder]

Let me preface this story by saying I have gotten to a new low after last night. And as always it's my friends who get me into these ridiculous adventures. It all started with my buddy and I talking earlier in the week how we should go to the Hamptons. Of course like a jack-ass I waited to the last second to book a place to stay and not just was the whole town booked, but every neighboring one as well. Either way my buddy is kinda cheap and wouldn't have forked over the money anyway most likely. So his idea was to take out the backseats of his fathers mini-van that he uses for work and that we would crash in the back of it for a few hours and then go to the beach in the morning unless we found some chicks who could hook us up with a place to stay. So we show up to the club in the minivan, lol, and the place is so packed out that there wasn't even any parking left. It's called the drift or neptunes during the daytime. It's a great club and we had a blast throughout the night. With not even half hour to we meet these two chicks and they invite us to sleep over so we are pretty amped. My buddy had this pretty busted chick while I had the cute one. Every chance he got he would say, "you owe me!" like fucking thousand times he said that shit. So as the club closes the cute chick all of a sudden backs out and says we can't stay over. So my buddy who lies about everything like all my other friends...
Comes clean and admits that we are here in a minivan and that we have nowhere to go. The busted chick was really really into my friend so somehow my buddy talked the girls to the beach right by the club. This is of course private beach with those big hampton houses on the water just like you see in the movies. He grabs a blanket from the van and we all start walking towards this beach we're totally supposed to be going to. Once we get there I start kissing my chick as the other two got kind of naked and went a little bit into the water. Eventually they came back and since it wasn't my blanket my boy told me I had to bouce because he obviously wanted to bang that gross bitch. So I just walked down this beautiful beach with the girl I was with and just bullshitted with her. I'm not sure what she said but it was something like we don't need a blanket lets just fuck in the sand......
So I did, and it was fun. By this time the sun is coming up and we had to get the hell off this private beach. But since my friend had the keys to his car he told the girls that we weren't gonna leave until we swap. He turns to the girl he banged and said don't you think my friend is good looking, she replied like well... yeah. So he demanded that she kiss me, but I was not doing that shit.
Pretty much the rest of the time was him sexually harrassing the girl I banged
and just kept pissing her off til no end. We dropped these chicks off and they wanted to meet at the beach later, but I was just like fuck it I'm tired and made the long drive home. The girl called when I left and told me that her parents weren't gonna home monday night and that I should come by, so I said I would. The girl is a total slut and you can probably say the same shit about me. Nights like this are fun but have my headspinning afterwards because I don't know whether to be happy or ashamed. All in all it was another one of my adventures and I'm sure I won't forget about it.

haha, dont be ashamed. t hats a cool story.
its what makes life fun. lmao @ the swapping girls story. your friend is such a dick

i think you and I have been the single guy story kings of EF C&C
(if GD actually felt like typing his own stories out i wouldnt even be mentioned in this)

 

[lartinos]

I have no exciting pics this time, but here is one more of the sunrise I saw just after banging that slut.