It's 8:45am and just got back from the Hamptons

[lartinos]

Let me preface this story by saying I have gotten to a new low after last night. And as always it's my friends who get me into these ridiculous adventures. It all started with my buddy and I talking earlier in the week how we should go to the Hamptons. Of course like a jack-ass I waited to the last second to book a place to stay and not just was the whole town booked, but every neighboring one as well. Either way my buddy is kinda cheap and wouldn't have forked over the money anyway most likely. So his idea was to take out the backseats of his fathers mini-van that he uses for work and that we would crash in the back of it for a few hours and then go to the beach in the morning unless we found some chicks who could hook us up with a place to stay. So we show up to the club in the minivan, lol, and the place is so packed out that there wasn't even any parking left. It's called the drift or neptunes during the daytime. It's a great club and we had a blast throughout the night. With not even half hour to we meet these two chicks and they invite us to sleep over so we are pretty amped. My buddy had this pretty busted chick while I had the cute one. Every chance he got he would say, "you owe me!" like fucking thousand times he said that shit. So as the club closes the cute chick all of a sudden backs out and says we can't stay over. So my buddy who lies about everything like all my other friends...
Comes clean and admits that we are here in a minivan and that we have nowhere to go. The busted chick was really really into my friend so somehow my buddy talked the girls to the beach right by the club. This is of course private beach with those big hampton houses on the water just like you see in the movies. He grabs a blanket from the van and we all start walking towards this beach we're totally supposed to be going to. Once we get there I start kissing my chick as the other two got kind of naked and went a little bit into the water. Eventually they came back and since it wasn't my blanket my boy told me I had to bouce because he obviously wanted to bang that gross bitch. So I just walked down this beautiful beach with the girl I was with and just bullshitted with her. I'm not sure what she said but it was something like we don't need a blanket lets just fuck in the sand......
So I did, and it was fun. By this time the sun is coming up and we had to get the hell off this private beach. But since my friend had the keys to his car he told the girls that we weren't gonna leave until we swap. He turns to the girl he banged and said don't you think my friend is good looking, she replied like well... yeah. So he demanded that she kiss me, but I was not doing that shit.
Pretty much the rest of the time was him sexually harrassing the girl I banged
and just kept pissing her off til no end. We dropped these chicks off and they wanted to meet at the beach later, but I was just like fuck it I'm tired and made the long drive home. The girl called when I left and told me that her parents weren't gonna home monday night and that I should come by, so I said I would. The girl is a total slut and you can probably say the same shit about me. Nights like this are fun but have my headspinning afterwards because I don't know whether to be happy or ashamed. All in all it was another one of my adventures and I'm sure I won't forget about it.

 

[Razorguns]

Translation: I saved $105 and banged a chick on the beach. The End.

r

 

[gonelifting]

You're friend is a bit of an ass. Do you "owe him" or not? I think not, after what happened.

I don't like sex on the beach/sand. I need sheetrock.

 

[timtim]

neptunes is by far the grossest place on the east coast. guido hell and trannie/methhead heaven. filthy daywalkers at that place.

 

[jackangel]

neptunes is by far the grossest place on the east coast. guido hell and trannie/methhead heaven. filthy daywalkers at that place.

lmao.

daywalkers. i love that.

 

[Smurfy]

Let me preface this story by saying I have gotten to a new low after last night. And as always it's my friends who get me into these ridiculous adventures. It all started with my buddy and I talking earlier in the week how we should go to the Hamptons. Of course like a jack-ass I waited to the last second to book a place to stay and not just was the whole town booked, but every neighboring one as well. Either way my buddy is kinda cheap and wouldn't have forked over the money anyway most likely. So his idea was to take out the backseats of his fathers mini-van that he uses for work and that we would crash in the back of it for a few hours and then go to the beach in the morning unless we found some chicks who could hook us up with a place to stay. So we show up to the club in the minivan, lol, and the place is so packed out that there wasn't even any parking left. It's called the drift or neptunes during the daytime. It's a great club and we had a blast throughout the night. With not even half hour to we meet these two chicks and they invite us to sleep over so we are pretty amped. My buddy had this pretty busted chick while I had the cute one. Every chance he got he would say, "you owe me!" like fucking thousand times he said that shit. So as the club closes the cute chick all of a sudden backs out and says we can't stay over. So my buddy who lies about everything like all my other friends...
Comes clean and admits that we are here in a minivan and that we have nowhere to go. The busted chick was really really into my friend so somehow my buddy talked the girls to the beach right by the club. This is of course private beach with those big hampton houses on the water just like you see in the movies. He grabs a blanket from the van and we all start walking towards this beach we're totally supposed to be going to. Once we get there I start kissing my chick as the other two got kind of naked and went a little bit into the water. Eventually they came back and since it wasn't my blanket my boy told me I had to bouce because he obviously wanted to bang that gross bitch. So I just walked down this beautiful beach with the girl I was with and just bullshitted with her. I'm not sure what she said but it was something like we don't need a blanket lets just fuck in the sand......
So I did, and it was fun. By this time the sun is coming up and we had to get the hell off this private beach. But since my friend had the keys to his car he told the girls that we weren't gonna leave until we swap. He turns to the girl he banged and said don't you think my friend is good looking, she replied like well... yeah. So he demanded that she kiss me, but I was not doing that shit.
Pretty much the rest of the time was him sexually harrassing the girl I banged
and just kept pissing her off til no end. We dropped these chicks off and they wanted to meet at the beach later, but I was just like fuck it I'm tired and made the long drive home. The girl called when I left and told me that her parents weren't gonna home monday night and that I should come by, so I said I would. The girl is a total slut and you can probably say the same shit about me. Nights like this are fun but have my headspinning afterwards because I don't know whether to be happy or ashamed. All in all it was another one of my adventures and I'm sure I won't forget about it.

having fun is what its all about. you only live once. whats to be ashamed of? you're all 4 consenting adults right

 

[hog#head#cheese]

I love storys like this

 

[velvett]

neptunes is by far the grossest place on the east coast. guido hell and trannie/methhead heaven. filthy daywalkers at that place.

It's true!!!!

And for redneck fun there's the Boardy Barn.

 

[timtim]

It's true!!!!

And for redneck fun there's the Boardy Barn.

its so true. last memorial day i think they had 15 drug arrests in the parking lot alone - on sunday - in the afternoon!

gross, gross, gross. the leftover rejects from nyc afterhours in the mid 90s up till 2000 who cant leave that time in their life. filthy drug addicts, and thats coming from someone whose been there/done that.

 

[lartinos]

I forgot to mention she didn't even know my name. She twice in a row called me by the wrong name right after banging her. The reason I feel kinda shitty is cuz my condom broke. The first thing she sayd to me when I was on the phone driving home was, " are we gonna have a baby". I guess she was kidding, but I just start went into saying she better not have any diseases and shit like that for a second time like I did right after I banged her and she again said she didn't. I didn't go in her, so I'm guessing she isn't getting pregnant. I don't think I need the magnum condoms, but this is the second time those ultra thin ones burst like instantly so I threw this big box of them I had in the garbage just before. I had sand in every part of my body.
The drift BTW plays all different music unlike neptunes, neptunes is still alot of old factory people who are cracked out for sure. I didn't see anyone doing drugs last night, of course they were, but every five feet they have bouncer next to you.
The bouncers in the hamptons are not fucking around right now, one of them died yesterday from guy choking him out.