is you had 500 million dollars what would you give your friends

[shirlene29]

playing this game I offered my best friend a really big book store (hes a book dealer) and a brownstone in manhatten and a european chocolate tour (travel to different european countries sampling their chocolate)


I was offered a 6000 sq ft guest house next to his mansion and use of the mansion except for when he has sexy parties (we're not that kinda friends..ick) and the grounds that both houses are on

he'll slum in the guest house for my sexy parties in the main house
and an au pair that would be a better mother than I could ever be...I wonder if she gets her own small cottage...I'll have to clarify that.


another friend offered me a walk in closet to live in with its own bathroom and a big bath tub (like mine) because Im a fat ass and need a big tub....and a hollow cleaver and snuce (wtf is this?? is this like a guillotine?) hanging in it so I know my place
so far he hasn't requested what I'd give him...at this moment Im not sure how to counter offer

obv one of these friends is a better friend than the other


so...your turn now...go

 

[zwhit]

I'd give them the middle finger

 

[SpyWizard]

I'd go the compound route, set up a payroll for everyone..

that way they'd feel they are contributing, and in the future if it's too much for them they can get the unemployment for 99 months ...

 

[WoodyO]

I don't have any friends

 

[shirlene29]

you and zwhit really fucked up my little thread here


I like spywizard's 500 mill plan so far

 

[WoodyO]

I didn't even read your initial post

 

[zwhit]

Ok, I'll play. I'd give my close friends (about 4) $1mil and tell them not to ask me for shit ever again.

 

[Headholio]

I don't have any friends

I don't either, but if I did, I'd give them pictures of my house in Aspen, pictures of my house on the beach, pictures of my Ferrari, pictures of me naked rolling in big piles of hundred dollar bills......he, he.

Maybe that's why I don't have any friends.

 

[WoodyO]

I'd give out free abortions

 

[PICK3]

I'd have new female friends that knot have seen their 19th birthday