is there somthing wrong with me

[Deathwish]

ive been having sexual fantasys with objects like shoes and rocks and trees is this not normal i think i am going crazy

 

[gsxr1000]

Maybe you have a fetish.................hey, it's better than being into scat.

 

[whatevrmn]

Maybe you have a fetish.................hey, it's better than being into scat.

I concur

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

I agree...

Nada worse than that...i mean scat haha Hey everybody...Puddles tells me she likes the bed-post when nobody is around...is this normal or is she crazzzy??? hahaha JK

 

[ZKaudio]

ROFL, this has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

 

[ManOfArms]

with rocks? So if we all through rocks at you, that would be a turn on?

 

[drgoodbody]

yes...

you have a fetish, so get fuck a couple of shoes and boulders and that should solve your problem. Alternate, shove a few up your ass and that too may cure you.

So says the good doctor,

DrG

 

[gsxr1000]

Re: yes...

you have a fetish, so get fuck a couple of shoes and boulders and that should solve your problem. Alternate, shove a few up your ass and that too may cure you.

So says the good doctor,

DrG

Yeah...............I suggest you start off small though, like try fucking a pile of sand for instance.

I think if you go right after a boulder or something you might chafe a little.

 

[Puddles]

Re: Re: yes...

Yeah...............I suggest you start off smart though, like try fucking a pile of sand for instance.

I think if you go right after a boulder or something you might chafe a little.

Don't forget the lube if you try this!

DSN...my headboard is not a post...it looks like carved stone. Maybe I've got a stone fetish as well?

 

[gsxr1000]

Re: Re: yes...

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

Holy Moly...

Imagine what Puddles could do to ya!!!!!!!! Nice pix woman!!!

 

[jwill3:16]

Ever think of getting help to answer your question.

 

[BIG bad man]

maybe this will help http://www.heatherfirth.com/ my ex had that same problem she would use sticks and cylindrical quartz stone to get off....it was to weird for me ...which is why she is my ex...anyway she was always at that website

 

[jubei]

this has got to be a joke.

 

[ANABOLICK1]

ive been having sexual fantasys with objects like shoes and rocks and trees is this not normal i think i am going crazy

Just curious, what is it about rocks/trees you find sexual? I mean, how would you get off fantasizing about these things?

 

[BigBazooka]

Trees rule plenty. Once I saw this porn that had a ho masturbating with a giant sequoia.

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

well....

I think it's fucked up man!!! If they do a damn tree or rub rocks all over themselves wtf else are they capable of doing....MY SOULTION = JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF YOU RUB ROCKS ON YOURSELF OR FUCK TREES!!! IF YOU LIVE THEN ROCK & TREE FANTASIZING ARE MEANT TO BE IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU WERE A BAD EGG FROM THE BEGINNING AND GOD NEEDS TO TAKE YOU BACK UP AND MAKE SOME CHANGES......

 

[gsxr1000]

I guess they could really call you a TREE HUGGER, eh????

 

[TheDarkSideNinja]

haha...

Yup...looks like deathwish is a TreeHugger hahaha

 

[Deathwish]

its not all rocks and trees.only some rocks and trees i see get me excited.....its also other objects like shoes and chairs too

 

[jubei]

Everyone who gave a serious response is getting clowned, this is a sad joke. Yeah bro rocks and sand get me all hot and bothered too. Your trying to be all gansta prangsta aren't you bro? Is this spongey?

 

[Deathwish]

this is not a joke ...why is it really that weird?