is pussy worth it?

[Testosterone boy]

An old chinese man would tell you that you are opening the door to a less than fruitful harvest if you proceed.

And they are known for great wisdom...I think?

 

[HappyScrappy]

tell her it is fisting or nothing.

 

[Testosterone boy]

tell her it is fisting or nothing.

Twice today that HS writes of fisting. Pretty nasty I guess but I'd like to try it with an "open" female. Seems it would be pretty intense.

Who could she complain to? Have a hard time calling it rape and explaining a fist somehow worked its way into her love box.

 

[supersizeme]

i have gently rammed my fist into the poopers of countless unsuspecting women here at the office and they always come back with that "sexual assault" crap. apparently they think i'm "violating" them. shit is like a broken record. i'm usually like, "hey toots...how bout i just shove a fruit rollup up in there and we'll fuhget this eva happened." and then they're all "Security!!!" at which point I have to put my rubber pants back on and get the hell outta there for the rest of the day. but it's alright cuz the next day i'm right back there at clown school like nothing ever happened.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Prolly something to do with that "gentle ramming?"

 

[HappyScrappy]

i have gently rammed my fist into the poopers of countless unsuspecting women here at the office and they always come back with that "sexual assault" crap. apparently they think i'm "violating" them. shit is like a broken record. i'm usually like, "hey toots...how bout i just shove a fruit rollup up in there and we'll fuhget this eva happened." and then they're all "Security!!!" at which point I have to put my rubber pants back on and get the hell outta there for the rest of the day. but it's alright cuz the next day i'm right back there at clown school like nothing ever happened.

I love you more than life itself

 

[big_bad_buff]

ahaha thanks fellah's, i should try the old donkey punch on her, then hopefully it knocks her clean out so i can just sneek out the back door, what do you think?

 

[HappyScrappy]

also try some arabian goggles

 

[circusgirl]

NEVER FUCK YOUR EX. No exceptions....

 

[Lumberg]

NEVER FUCK YOUR EX. No exceptions....

Typical girl answer.