Is my wife using the legal system to leverage me for money in our divorce is similar to a drug dealer calling the cops when he gets robbed?

[mountain muscle]

Fuck! At $0.75/day they are sure to procreate. Any chance you can make them use chemicals during the manufacturing process of the shoes that will sterilize them?

Those minimum wage laws in Bangaladesh sure have hit Nike hard. Poor guys

I have them sterilized as part of the recruitment process.

 

[mrplunkey]

I have them sterilized as part of the recruitment process.

Oh thank God.

I had a nightmarish vision of those little buggers using old truck tires to raft their way here to the US and seek asylum. I've heard they can paddle all the way from SouthEast Asia when they travel in groups and take advantage of prevailing currents -- kinda like ducks do when they migrate.

 

[mountain muscle]

Oh thank God.

I had a nightmarish vision of those little buggers using old truck tires to raft their way here to the US and seek asylum. I've heard they can paddle all the way from SouthEast Asia when they travel in groups and take advantage of prevailing currents -- kinda like ducks do when they migrate.

I suspended their gym memberships as well as lunch breaks to increase production. No way can they paddle that far anymore. No worries.

 

[mrplunkey]

I suspended their gym memberships as well as lunch breaks to increase production. No way can they paddle that far anymore. No worries.

Any chance you could cut that muscle that ties their scapula to their shoulder too? No way they could paddle without that thing. They should be able to still make shoes just fine too.

You never can be too careful with these things, after all.

 

[jh1]

You obviously don't know fuckola, or you would be a lawyer instead of judging one. I have only lost one case in my career and handled over 3000 as lead counsel. I never approached the bench in tears, but I could see how a egocentric misoginistic neanderthal, such as yourself, would assume that a woman can't be a lawyer. You sad little man. Writing and research just happen to be my favorite parts of the law. Oh yeah, I didn't move back to Kentucky to practice law. This is where I have always practiced law, you self important little prick.

Now... don't get me wrong Heatherae. I like your persona on here, and I think you're probably a good lawyer. However that statement is - OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT.

It assumes lawyers are the top echelon of acheivement in life. It's classic lawyer thinking, you probably learned that from spending time around them, so I forgive you. I spent plenty of time around them as well... more than I care to remember.

I know plenty of successfull people in life that make or have more money than every lawyer I ever worked with... and they consider lawyers their 'help'... and they joke about how they are good attack dogs and the such. They also get very pissed off when their lawyers send some new associate to help them that tries to tell them how to run their businesses and the such and say "Hey, you little prick... if you know so much about business and how to run one then stop fucking around down there at the law firm and start your business and make some real money like me and my associates - until then.. STFU and stick to answering my questions"

 

[mountain muscle]

Any chance you could cut that muscle that ties their scapula to their shoulder too? No way they could paddle without that thing. They should be able to still make shoes just fine too.

You never can be too careful with these things, after all.

How about I institute a mandatory smoking policy, say 2 packs a day, for everyone above the age of 4? I could cut a deal with Phillip Morris so the money funnels back to the US.

 

[mrplunkey]

How about I institute a mandatory smoking policy, say 2 packs a day, for everyone above the age of 4? I could cut a deal with Phillip Morris so the money funnels back to the US.

Lace the cigarettes with traces of polodium and we'll have a deal. I figure between the smoke itself and the radiation they should be too weak to paddle here. Also, as a safety measure, we can at least track them down with geiger counters if they do happen to survive and make it here. That's what you'd call a "belt and suspenders" approach in my book.

 

[heatherrae]

Now... don't get me wrong Heatherae. I like your persona on here, and I think you're probably a good lawyer. However that statement is - OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT.

It assumes lawyers are the top echelon of acheivement in life. It's classic lawyer thinking, you probably learned that from spending time around them, so I forgive you. I spent plenty of time around them as well... more than I care to remember.

I know plenty of successfull people in life that make or have more money than every lawyer I ever worked with... and they consider lawyers their 'help'... and they joke about how they are good attack dogs and the such. They also get very pissed off when their lawyers send some new associate to help them that tries to tell them how to run their businesses and the such and say "Hey, you little prick... if you know so much about business and how to run one then stop fucking around down there at the law firm and start your business and make some real money like me and my associates - until then.. STFU and stick to answering my questions"

It isn't that being a lawyer is the pentultimate. It's just that I think he is a pompous blowhard idiot. Like I said earlier, every really successful person that I have ever known usually keeps pretty humble about it. I don't think he is shit. He has to come on the web every day and toot his own horn? Please. The man is an idiot. Those who do don't have to try to brag incessantly to convince others.

 

[mountain muscle]

Lace the cigarettes with traces of polodium and we'll have a deal. I figure between the smoke itself and the radiation they should be too weak to paddle here. Also, as a safety measure, we can at least track them down with geiger counters if they do happen to survive and make it here. That's what you'd call a "belt and suspenders" approach in my book.

You provide a cheap source of Polodium and we have a deal.

 

[mrplunkey]

It isn't that being a lawyer is the pentultimate. It's just that I think he is a pompous blowhard idiot. Like I said earlier, every really successful person that I have ever known usually keeps pretty humble about it. I don't think he is shit. He has to come on the web every day and toot his own horn? Please. The man is an idiot. Those who do don't have to try to brag incessantly to convince others.

Ohhh! I was concerned the ranting was over.

And it warms my heart to be compared against the vast database of successful people you know. Good lord, that's got to be what? Three people? Now if that's not an elite place to be I certainly don't know what is.

My goal is to get you to call me at least 50 names on this thread. I'll count them up tomorrow, as it's time for me to go to bed tonight ><

You go girl!!!!