Is my collegue on juice?

[nodiggitydave]

No pictures here, but more of a question for the pro's.

Had a guy come into my work today to cover somebody elses shifts, we instantly recognised eachother as gymheads and started talking about our diets and training programmes. The guys older than me but definitly alot bigger, he looks like a rugby player, high-ish bodyfat but solid muscle.

We had lunch together, and he had two tuna sandwiches, a sausage roll, a meat pie and a cream cake! He also told me his training regime was working one bodypart a day, and said he had a "bicep" day, in which he'd often work to failure, e.g failure on a heavy weight, then lower the weight, train until failure, lower the weight, then training til failure.

I never asked him does he use juice because I don't use juice myself so I wouldn't like to assume you have to be on juice to be a big guy.

But from what i've told you, do you think he uses steroids?

 

[holy ghost]

most likely
arent roids legal in the UK?

thats what i eat too minus the cream cake

 

[oddball35g]

would it matter if he was? would u look at him differently?

 

[lilj888]

wtf kind of question is this, does it matter?

and how would we know if he was or wasnt with just that info.

 

[hyp1]

if he does juice is it actually any of your fucking business?
are you wanting to 'gauge' him differently if he did?

seems as if you're wanting to judge someone,not on the hard work and dedication they might have in developing their body to the fullest extent........but on assumed anabolic use which in my opinion is a hypocritical perspective.

 

[CremasterBlaster]

He was probably bio-mechanically engineered by an ultra secret faction of the UK government and sent to live and work among you "mere" mortals as a test so that more advanced human weaponry can be developed.

Or maybe his diet and training are just better than yours......

 

[holy ghost]

what yokel said.

are some roids legal in uk?

 

[mickeyb69]

I say exactly what HYPL said. Its none of your business. And what did you say you had for lunch? Sausage roll, cream cake and meat pie. You guys need to work on a better diet

 

[CremasterBlaster]

I think they are classified as POM (whatever the hell that means) similar to our class 3..............I just saw that in this months Musc. Development

 

[a creed]

From what you said, he pretty much eats a lot, and trains hard..........his BF% isn't low, so food and weights will usually yield his results.

Oh, and........WHO THE F^&K CARES!

 

[abolish the weak]

Def a juicer, the meat pie and cream cake is always a dead give away!!!

 

[ukkared]

what exactly is a sausage roll?

 

[CremasterBlaster]

"Meat pie", "cream cake" and "sausage roll" are all UK underground slang for AAS

ex..... "Don't let the bobbies catch you with that meat pie in the boot of your auto....better to head off to the loo, if you don't want to get busted, mate"

 

[Twoguns]

stupid thread. Thanks.

 

[holy ghost]

yokel has kept me laughing since i read the chuck norris facts .

 

[lostinfitness]

I am in agreement with the rest, why do you care? I can't imagine for what reason you would be asking this question. If you really want to know that bad ask him, don't ask us to judge him so you can pass judgement on him yourself.

LosT!!

 

[BigCracker]

C'mon guys, a lot of people need to know that bigger guys are on the juice so they can make excuses to themselves for why they don't look as good. Discounting other's accomplishments in an effort to increase self worth is so hot these days.

It reminds me of catty bitches that point out big tittied hos with breast implants. It makes them feel better knowing that their own genetic flaws are "natural"-likely because they are too broke to afford a boob job themselves. In the big picture, who are the guys paying all the attention to??? Same thing with roids. When some ripped up juicehead walks down the beach next to Mr small/smooth Natural dude, the girls don't give a fuck who does what. The guy with the better bod will get the attention every time.

I love seeing the pencilnecks in the gym with the "All Natural" and "No Juice" shirts. It's an open declaration of defeat. They simply feel the need to make an excuse to everyone why they are not the biggest guy in the gym. They want people to think "wow, that guy looks pretty average. I bet if he juiced he'd look better than average" These guys should get a shirt that says "I'm Not As Big Of A Pussy As I Appear To Be Cuz I Don't Juice"

 

[a creed]

C'mon guys, a lot of people need to know that bigger guys are on the juice so they can make excuses to themselves for why they don't look as good. Discounting other's accomplishments in an effort to increase self worth is so hot these days.

It reminds me of catty bitches that point out big tittied hos with breast implants. It makes them feel better knowing that their own genetic flaws are "natural"-likely because they are too broke to afford a boob job themselves. In the big picture, who are the guys paying all the attention to??? Same thing with steroids. When some ripped up juicehead walks down the beach next to Mr small/smooth Natural dude, the girls don't give a fuck who does what. The guy with the better bod will get the attention every time.

I love seeing the pencilnecks in the gym with the "All Natural" and "No Juice" shirts. It's an open declaration of defeat. They simply feel the need to make an excuse to everyone why they are not the biggest guy in the gym. They want people to think "wow, that guy looks pretty average. I bet if he juiced he'd look better than average" These guys should get a shirt that says "I'm Not As Big Of A Pussy As I Appear To Be Cuz I Don't Juice"

ohhhhhh, yeah, bro....................

 

[airsmith2k]

C'mon guys, a lot of people need to know that bigger guys are on the juice so they can make excuses to themselves for why they don't look as good. Discounting other's accomplishments in an effort to increase self worth is so hot these days.

It reminds me of catty bitches that point out big tittied hos with breast implants. It makes them feel better knowing that their own genetic flaws are "natural"-likely because they are too broke to afford a boob job themselves. In the big picture, who are the guys paying all the attention to??? Same thing with steroids. When some ripped up juicehead walks down the beach next to Mr small/smooth Natural dude, the girls don't give a fuck who does what. The guy with the better bod will get the attention every time.

I love seeing the pencilnecks in the gym with the "All Natural" and "No Juice" shirts. It's an open declaration of defeat. They simply feel the need to make an excuse to everyone why they are not the biggest guy in the gym. They want people to think "wow, that guy looks pretty average. I bet if he juiced he'd look better than average" These guys should get a shirt that says "I'm Not As Big Of A Pussy As I Appear To Be Cuz I Don't Juice"

that is funny as hell and soooo true

 

[gyle]

Ask him if you can take a quick look @ his balls! That's what I'd do if I were in that situation.

 

[CremasterBlaster]

Ask him if you can take a quick look @ his balls! That's what I'd do if I were in that situation.

LMAO....Good thinking!

That, or casually toss in a comment about your nipples feeling tender and see if he responds in kind.....you'll either know if he's on juice OR could spend the night getting cozy, watching Brokeback Mountain.

 

[gyle]

LMAO....Good thinking!

That, or casually toss in a comment about your nipples feeling tender and see if he responds in kind.....you'll either know if he's on juice OR could spend the night getting cozy, watching Brokeback Mountain.

LMAO....LOL! Brokeback Mountain!

 

[BigCracker]

OK, let me take a second to examine one of steroid's notorious side effects-testicular shrinkage. I would like for someone to explain to me how this is some sort of shortcoming. Our nuts are basically a controled temperature environment to produce and store sperm. If you didn't know that it really fucks you up when you get hit or kicked in them, you probably wouldn't even care if they were there. So my nuts look smaller??? Hmmmm...maybe my nuts are normal sized and I just have a really huge cock??? No matter how you look at it, smaller nuts may make your cock look bigger. With penis enlargement pumps and pills being a multi million dollar industry, you would almost think smaller nuts would be a desired effect. It's gotta beat hanging an 8 lb weight from your Prince Albert to stretch it. And don't forget the added nad protection because your nuts can hide behind your cock to minimize impact when hit or kicked in a fight.

Wasn't it in the flick Van Wilder that had the bulldog with the huge balls??? Then they used his spunk to fill pastry creme rolls and they fed them to the frat they hated? Anyway, when I think of huge balls I think of spunking a pint at a time in some chicks mouth and her head exploding. Even if there's no direct correlation between nut size and spunk volume, if I were a girl I'd be a little nervous giving head to some dude with elephantitis of the testicles. Even a facial from 4 feet away might break her cheekbones and/or drown her.

Do girls sit around getting manicures and discuss the size of their men's sacks???

Maybe I missed that Sex And The City Episode too along with the one where the blonde cougar said that she doesn't care how attractive a guy is, what a guy's bod looks like, how much money he makes, or if he has a decent personality, cuz she only fucks guys that bench press 400lbs + ??? Too bad I didn't have TIVO back then.

 

[gyle]

I'd be "DAAMM" nervous about giving ANY guy HEAD at all! I think he'd have tp kill me first. Actually I don't think I know!

 

[gyle]

I'd be "DAAMM" nervous about giving ANY guy HEAD at all! I think he'd have tp kill me first. Actually I don't think, I know!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

So you would be only nervous about giving some guy head? why would you give a guy head? and if your gunna do it dont be nervous.

 

[gyle]

I never said I was nervous when I did! I mean..... Whoops!

 

[Cobra1]

If hes bigger than you then he is definately juicing.
Thats how I know in my gym.
I am the perfect natural speciman so if you are bigger,stronger, or better built than me then its a fact you juice!!!!!

SO YES i CONCUR "ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BUSINESS". Why are you looking to judge another. Focus on your training and appreciate his advice and hard work.

 

[BigCracker]

I'd be "DAAMM" nervous about giving ANY guy HEAD at all! I think he'd have tp kill me first. Actually I don't think, I know!

Everybody has a price. I'm heterosexual and have no desire to be with some hairy assed dude in any way. But if a guy waved $100,000 cash in front of me for a smoker I'd drop to my knees, mouth open. I might even swallow too for an extra $10K? The way I see it is that sucking a cock is no different than the nasty shit that they do on Fear Factor. I'd rather suck a cock than eat some exotic animal's entrails or eat a bunch of live cockroaches/spiders. But that's just my personal preference.

Call me a faggot...A cock sucking faggot with $100,000 in his pocket all the way to the bank!!!

 

[bigbox]

I would have to go with the cockroaches or some exotic animals entrails before smoking a cock, but for a million dollars, im there!!

 

[a creed]

best thread "ever".................

 

[velvett]

I love when you guys get all prepubescent to high school girl on us.

 

[MichaelScott]

Everybody has a price. I'm heterosexual and have no desire to be with some hairy assed dude in any way. But if a guy waved $100,000 cash in front of me for a smoker I'd drop to my knees, mouth open. I might even swallow too for an extra $10K? The way I see it is that sucking a cock is no different than the nasty shit that they do on Fear Factor. I'd rather suck a cock than eat some exotic animal's entrails or eat a bunch of live cockroaches/spiders. But that's just my personal preference.

Call me a faggot...A cock sucking faggot with $100,000 in his pocket all the way to the bank!!!

i missed the post where this turned into a Pick3 thread

 

[CremasterBlaster]

Everybody has a price. I'm heterosexual and have no desire to be with some hairy assed dude in any way. But if a guy waved $100,000 cash in front of me for a smoker I'd drop to my knees, mouth open. I might even swallow too for an extra $10K? The way I see it is that sucking a cock is no different than the nasty shit that they do on Fear Factor. I'd rather suck a cock than eat some exotic animal's entrails or eat a bunch of live cockroaches/spiders. But that's just my personal preference.

Call me a faggot...A cock sucking faggot with $100,000 in his pocket all the way to the bank!!!

Yeah......you could certainly buy plenty of mouthwash and toothpaste with $100,000

 

[BigCracker]

Yeah......you could certainly buy plenty of mouthwash and toothpaste with $100,000

And get hypnotized to "forget" if it really bothered you???

I can see it now... The shrink swinging his pocket watch back and forth in front of my face saying "You are getting very sleepy...When I count to 10 you will wake up. There will be no lingering taste of smegma or semen in your mouth. Your gag reflex will have been restored and you will not remember any of your deep throat whoring ways that made you $100,000 being the slut that you know that you are."

 

[nodiggitydave]

C'mon guys, a lot of people need to know that bigger guys are on the juice so they can make excuses to themselves for why they don't look as good. Discounting other's accomplishments in an effort to increase self worth is so hot these days.

It reminds me of catty bitches that point out big tittied hos with breast implants. It makes them feel better knowing that their own genetic flaws are "natural"-likely because they are too broke to afford a boob job themselves. In the big picture, who are the guys paying all the attention to??? Same thing with steroids. When some ripped up juicehead walks down the beach next to Mr small/smooth Natural dude, the girls don't give a fuck who does what. The guy with the better bod will get the attention every time.

I love seeing the pencilnecks in the gym with the "All Natural" and "No Juice" shirts. It's an open declaration of defeat. They simply feel the need to make an excuse to everyone why they are not the biggest guy in the gym. They want people to think "wow, that guy looks pretty average. I bet if he juiced he'd look better than average" These guys should get a shirt that says "I'm Not As Big Of A Pussy As I Appear To Be Cuz I Don't Juice"

haha, excellent thread.