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Is Mike Tyson really gonna do a porn with Jenna Jameson...

Amazing what silly stuff celebs do when they're careers tanked, and they start going stir-crazy sitting at home all fucking day.

It really plays with their minds. Visualizations of "the world is already forgetting me" start dancing in their heads.

From such mindsets came desperate acts like you see above. Or the typical cheesy informercials, or pathetic attention-grabbing tactics in the press (ala Hilton).
 
jackangel said:
bro, wtf is that black thing around your waist? that isn't a fanny pack kind of contraption, is it?
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lmfao. hell no maing. it was a polo windbreaker. I fucking loved that thing and I lost it in a drunken stooper somewhere somehow.
 
Raina said:
I don't believe KB. He's totally the fanny pack type. I'm sure Jenna was impressed. What woman doesn't love a guy with a FP?
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Jenna: Is that a fanny pack?
GB: Nope, I'm all natural
 
I seriously doubt that....if its a polo wind breaker...that only cost like 75$....you cant buy a car for $75 dummy...
 
CENTURION44 said:
I seriously doubt that....if its a polo wind breaker...that only cost like 75$....you cant buy a car for $75 dummy...
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It had diamond-plates zippers and the stitching was actuall made out of the hair of 3rd generation Dutch royalty.
 
oh....sorry then...it does cost more than my car...its a 1984 Chevy Nova...the floor boards are just about rotted away...but my Slayer bumper sticker makes the car sooo much cooler
 
CENTURION44 said:
oh....sorry then...it does cost more than my car...its a 1984 Chevy Nova...the floor boards are just about rotted away...but my Slayer bumper sticker makes the car sooo much cooler
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You should give Xzibit a call
 
RottenWillow said:
backstory, please. did she go to school with you, or was she already a pron chica, or what? In short, how did you come to be huggin up on her?
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How did I come to be huggin her? The same way any guy comes to be huggin a hot, slutty, coke-loving, daddy-issue-having chick: I waited in line and then paid for it. In cash.
 
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard"
 
My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm
 
KillahBee said:
me and Jenna when I was in college.

unfortunately, I did not bang her nor do I have a 14 inch cak

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Man, I see that acne med is working great....might better slow it down a bit though, you're facial features are beginning to run...
 
bullett said:
Man, I see that acne med is working great....might better slow it down a bit though, you're facial features are beginning to run...
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That is actually one huge blackhead.
 
gotmilk said:
My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm
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this is approximately the best quote a human could ever utter.
 
Even with all the plastic surgery I would still bang the hell out of her. I saw her in January. Her people comped me some tickets to her "private party". I bagged it. I figured it was probably all guys. With my luck it was probably her on ecstacy wanting to have sex with who ever showed up.. LOL
 
slat1 said:
Even with all the plastic surgery I would still bang the hell out of her. I saw her in January. Her people comped me some tickets to her "private party". I bagged it. I figured it was probably all guys. With my luck it was probably her on ecstacy wanting to have sex with who ever showed up.. LOL
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Dude, you doing that porn or not?
 
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